Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 16/12/2023Twitter Update: Bill does not think Bounty Bars contain nuts. 110
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 12/12/2023Good news guys! The advertisers are coming back to Twitter! 241
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 10/12/2023This podcast surprisingly wasn't about Peepers actually but that English guy they caught recently, the most prolific necrophiliac ever. I'd never even heard about him, kept it quiet in the international news, those monsterous Tans. 020
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 10/12/2023It's only natural Peeps, red is nature's sign of danger. And by Jesus he's a dangerous looking boy alright, I think he wants to bum Godzilla! 130
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 06/12/2023@wisekingaido.bsky.social The UK has a monster problem apparently. 110
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 04/12/2023Pedro actually posted this on his Instagram account on Halloween night. 3rd attempt at watching it apparently. 230
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 01/12/2023Do mean face and you'd make a passable Dixie Dave from Weedeater, one of my favorite bands. 120
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 01/12/2023Can't believe you didn't tag me in this Peeps. I AM SHINEY AND CHROME! 😡😡😡😭😭😭😭 120
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 29/11/2023Dang, you know what this pic got me cravin'? That's right! A delicious hotdog sandwich! 000
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 25/11/2023It's not a "porno" Dave. It's a Nazisploitation movie, there are many of them. 110
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 21/11/2023God damn it Dave! You look even sadder than you did last year when I took you to the club and got you a lap dance from Peaches! Cheer up buddy! 110
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 21/11/2023You God damn nerds make me wanna puke! Give yourselves atomic wedgies right now OR ELSE! 110
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 15/11/2023Just watched the SLY documentary, it's great, love Stallone but god damn that guy has a lot of statues of himself in his home! Almost as bad as @wisekingaido.bsky.social's gaff! 020
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 15/11/2023You're right Dave, a new place calls for bold new ideas! A hotdog is a taco! (A taco is a sandwich btw) 100
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 14/11/2023That's the name he uses when signing head shots so they can't be resold on Ebay. 130
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 14/11/2023@peepers.bsky.social FYI I think Holly and Aido are talking about your p*nis and didn't even tag you in the conversation. So rude IMO. 130
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 08/11/2023You stayed at Peeps Manor?! The ancestral home of the Peeperses?!! The château a l'orange?!!! THE MOST CURSED HAUNTED HOUSE IN THE UK?!?! 😱 100
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 06/11/2023Parts of Dublin are nice. This is where Aido lives. These are actually his mates; Ratzo, Buzzo, Arto, Decco and Wheels (he's the guy on the horse). 100
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 06/11/2023FYI you need to change your locks, his was in your room again last night watching you sleep. 210
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 06/11/2023It's at least twice as paradicey now I'm here, actually. Congratulations on your appointment to the Missouri Supreme Court btw. 120
Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 31/10/2023@peepers.bsky.social What are you dressing up as for Halloween, Peeps?! I'm going as Bad Telly Watcher, super spooky! 120
