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World Champion. "The World's Greatest and Most Powerful Wizard" - Aido

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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Happy Christmas!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
My new favorite Christmas song, ho ho ho! youtu.be/4iWrY2QiXgc?...
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Twin Temple - God Is Dead (Official Audio)
The title track from our new album "God Is Dead"Listen to "God Is Dead": https://orcd.co/godisdeadOrder "God Is Dead" on vinyl at https://shop.twintemple.com...
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
It'll be 358 on January 1 2024, THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS JANUARY 1ST, NEW YEAR'S DAY DEMOLITION! LIVE! LIVE! LIVE IN ALDI CARPARK!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
Killers of the Flower Moon is excellent. Powerful storytelling from Scorsese. Yes it's long at 3 hours but a much better investment of my time than some 6 hour Marvel of Star Wars series bullshit. It's an important film that covers relevant history, I learned a lot and the performances, top notch.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Exactly.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Same ☹
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
YEAY! MOOSEY BUBBA! WELCOME TO BLUESKY! 😘 Geordie star wars is feckin great.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
"The sunshine bores the daylights out of me" What a fucking line. youtu.be/_lNP-x94-SE?...
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Rolling Stones - Rocks Off (1972)
Edited by Nuno Monteiro 2009. Shot by Robert Frank (Super 8) in LA and NY, 1971. Rephotographed by Frank for the cover of 'Exile On Main Street.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Twitter Update: Bill does not think Bounty Bars contain nuts.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
You starting a podcast?!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Bah, and dare I say, humbug, tis the season after all.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Is that a threat or a promise 😍
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Is that the one with audio from Lock Stock?
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
We had it on vhs in college 20 years ago, supposedly edited together by some film students in Newcastle in the 90s. Think most of it is on YouTube now.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
@jo27.bsky.social You seen Geordie Star Wars? This is just a clip, the original is a mash up of the original trilogy, it's great. youtu.be/b2c4Fr2J_q4?...
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Geordie Star Wars Clip Funny some offensive language
Clips from the infamous geordie star wars. Very funny contains some offensive language though so if easily offended this may not be for you.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Button Moon would be a better introduction to SciFi for him tbh, bless.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Not with that attitude it won't!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
"Is that Tatooine?" No Peepers 😓
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Wish I'd watched the first one in the cinema ☹ Won't make that mistake again. 💪
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Taylor got some bangers Dave.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
That's what I think, he's not letting people delete their account.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
You'd have Bill running after you too, offering to do it for a can of Special Brew.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Haven't deleted the app but tried to delete the account. I'm actually pretty confident I know the password too but it wouldn't accept it. 🤔
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Same.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Speak for yourself!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
They both might, eventually. Stuck in their ways.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Good news guys! The advertisers are coming back to Twitter!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Came up with a delicious condiment for tonight's hotdog sandwich. Finely diced half a yellow onion, added a finely diced clove of garlic and 4 red bird's eye chillies. 2 or 3 tablespoons of white vinegar, half a teaspoon of salt, 2 teaspoons of sugar. Mix that up and let it sit for an hour, oh boy!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Those girl bullies can be the meanest.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
This podcast surprisingly wasn't about Peepers actually but that English guy they caught recently, the most prolific necrophiliac ever. I'd never even heard about him, kept it quiet in the international news, those monsterous Tans.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
At what?! Being Saints and Scholars? We're great at that in fairness. 🥰
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
Shocking. Before he tries to turn the tables on us, we just bumhole to ponder the mysteries of Godzilla's bumhole. HE use bumholes to insult 2 of Ireland's greatest scientific minds. Big difference Peeps!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
He's determined to turn Bluesky into the cesspool twitter became using language like that. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
That rapey ape better stay the hell away from Godzilla's bumhole! 😡 Godzilla has a bumhole right? He must have. You reckon he poops when he's in the sea or while he's wrecking Tokyo?
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
It's only natural Peeps, red is nature's sign of danger. And by Jesus he's a dangerous looking boy alright, I think he wants to bum Godzilla!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Kinky!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
You wanna choke me or your chicken?
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
@wisekingaido.bsky.social Mc Donalds got Dave's order wrong and now he wants to shag a turkey I think. Weird!
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Them shouting at Dave, "IMAGINE PUTTING ON SOME PANTS!"
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Got naked on the It's a Small World ride apparently. #Shameless
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
@wisekingaido.bsky.social The UK has a monster problem apparently.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Pedro actually posted this on his Instagram account on Halloween night. 3rd attempt at watching it apparently.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Aido will watch it like he watches all scary stuff, "Aido Style" (hiding behind the sofa)
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Just learned about this today, it's a 2002 3 part miniseries written by Stephen King, his take on The Haunting of Hill House. Supposedly pretty good. youtu.be/G4V98yH0Dwk?...
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Rose Red - 2002 - Stephen King - TV Movie
Rose Red is a 2002 American television miniseries scripted by horror novelist Stephen King, directed by Craig R. Baxley, and starring Nancy Travis, Matt Kees...
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Looks good.
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Dirt Wizard @dwizard.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Peepers says you can have the rest of the body but Ant's pen*s belongs to him. At least that's what he's telling people. LOTS of people.
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