DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 10hill prolly see it. then itll go in the guinness book as "the movie that guy saw" alongside ones i plan to see more later 0130
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 21hHere's a mini-doc on Majesty and Legendary Cyphers (the Union Square cypher he co founded) MySpace did in 2015. 060
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 23hthank you for watching. he wasnt great at puttin his shit online but hes got a lot of gold out there it just aint wild easy to find 010
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 23hMy brother Majesty died 10 years ago today. He filmed this in Palestine. Everyone I know who knew him while he was here has been trying to become just a little bit more like him since he's been gone. It isn't easy, they'll never make anyone like him again. RIP Majesty. Free Palestine. 3494
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026alright i'll get outta your hair, thanks for your time. oh and, mr geek bar? there's just one more thing...now, my wife loves your products...but she was wondering why "sour strawberry" happens to have a 5.3 on the sweetness scale. that's the highest sweetness rating available, mr geekbar. 0385
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"make sure the chatbot's smile is 'inclusive'. ok all done" 010
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026twitter scared of me cuz i know the perfect amount of gluten everyone should have (a little) 010
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026and then we all woke up AS the librarian. it was unending torment but so funny also 010
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ya the double episode Witchmas Spectacular/Who Stole The Pies? 000
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026but u remembered that. and is life not the grandest show of all? sounds like u underestimate yourself 110
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026cutest part of this is once everyone is 100% aware that all this panopticon helpful virtual assistant bullshit is mostly meant to kill or jail u whenever someone feels like it, whos gonna go "lets stop that"? Ethics Man? Professor Integrity? Next guy's just gonna "look into installing safeguards" 2253
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026buyin a light blue shirt so when i get signed to Sony & they make me guest on "The OC" the week my album drops & the audience is like "i am unshaken by the gravity in his eyes,is this man here to kill everyone? watch out Steefen!", then they see my shirt's beach vibe & go like "oh prolly hes chill" 0110
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026so she did put em on andrew jackson? i watched his whole Vladtv he never said 080
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026that all depends on you and i. we control their narrative. i never asked for these powers. 010
Reposted by DVSthiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 01/10/2026I need help saving up for my mortgage. $605 to go and it's due today. I have an interview for a new job tomorrow, but the job I'm working today is commission only and the lack of base pay or sales leaves me broke every week. I'm thiiirdperson at Venmo, Cashapp, Paypal, and Kofi. Thanks so much!❤️🙏🏽tinyurl.comDonate to Help An Artist Feed Their Family, organized by Thiiird PersonHello to you and yours! I'm a full time artist who fills my world up with music and la… Thiiird Person needs your support for Help An Artist Feed Their Family 023
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026THATS mario. the man in the mustache is magician "The Great Fredrique". 'i'll defeat Mario, with my spells' he always says. 130
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026joke tip: point to the politics and make a sort of "what is going on" face 1252
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026sounds like youre a little misinformed. its the same as regular weed. the only difference is the scientists at Professor Farmer's Special Reserve Hut managed to trick the loophole. thats why u can get a ounce for five dollars thru the mail. because of all our scientists that work here in my garage. 0291
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i hate on the news how they say "guess what" and just sit there not blinking for 20 min while i guess. yo just tell me 1615
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i know how they do this one i think but how did they do the old AI where someone takes their thumb off 0344
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026mine is iont really use Bing like that so id look like an asshole on the show. hed be like 'cmon its easy' yea for YOU it is 140
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ok but we're not cyberpunk yet till we go from "vegetables make u sick" to "oh heres a mossy alternative to vegetables called BRUNGE that u pick out of the air conditioner". 2484
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026from what i understand, "no, doctors have to do it". even though i was very sure and would have done it really good 040
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026oh so we're not doing "with kindness" anymore. so i made all these "banking doesn't have to be scary" pamphlets for nothing 070
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a blessing. most manufacturers wont even make outdoor puppets anymore 130
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Freud has surmised that if u feel hungry at the carnival, this may be due to underlying delicious cakes and popcorn 0332
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026if u get too famous u be out here like "banana peels on the floor? not ok guys...cool to disagree but someone could slip" 0265
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026youre sayin the dispensary stole a dog? or somebody stole the dispensary's dog and thats why they became a dispensary? 110
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026welcome to the dispensary. we have drugs and also if u want we have a hat that SAYS "drugs". both of these cost the same. 322031
Reposted by DVSthiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 14/09/2026I'm trying to buy groceries for my family & pay a big electric bill that's due this week. My new job's commission-only and doesn't pay me enough to survive yet. I need help. I'm hoping to raise $600 by Wednesday. I'm thiiirdperson with three i's at venmo, paypal, cashapp, and kofi. Thanks so much!tinyurl.comDonate to Help An Artist Feed Their Family, organized by Thiiird PersonHello to you and yours! I'm a full time artist who fills my world up with music and la… Thiiird Person needs your support for Help An Artist Feed Their Family 088
DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026....so that was YOU.... told ya, fellas....you lay the bait, and wait for them to turn THEMSELVES in. now we got proof. Gary Toothpick will pay dearly for this 100
