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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's a mini-doc on Majesty and Legendary Cyphers (the Union Square cypher he co founded) MySpace did in 2015.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My brother Majesty died 10 years ago today. He filmed this in Palestine. Everyone I know who knew him while he was here has been trying to become just a little bit more like him since he's been gone. It isn't easy, they'll never make anyone like him again. RIP Majesty. Free Palestine.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
alright i'll get outta your hair, thanks for your time. oh and, mr geek bar? there's just one more thing...now, my wife loves your products...but she was wondering why "sour strawberry" happens to have a 5.3 on the sweetness scale. that's the highest sweetness rating available, mr geekbar.
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picture of the lil card they give u when u buy geek bars that says all the flavors and shit. sour strawberrry is 5.3 sweetness, even though its sour. nothing else comes close. i hope they make it so the medicine that fixes us from too much geek bars comes out in flavors too. i hope they make that medicine at all to begin with.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHOW?
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
HADOUUUUKEN
Hot97 tweet announcing The Kid Mero as the new host of the Hot97 Morning Show
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
o hell yea they put me in the thing
its a picture of the macy's day parade balloon of garfield from 2003, but with DVS' head pasted on it. or its a real photo of him flying and being garfield, whichever.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
its the thing where lisa simpson is in a costume that Homer made her where she gotta be florida for a school thing where each kid gotta be a state, but he did it bad so it looks like shit? and it says "Floreda"? u know the one. its that but its cuomo. cuz he lost and said he'll move to florida if he did that. oh and also hes makin a face like a baby for some reason. i didnt mess with it, cuomo just be lookin mad weird sometimes. i didnt tell him to do that. see thats why he lost. and cuz he sucks.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
SOPHIE! READ THE FUCKIN ROOM
a screenshot of DMS. Every message except one is from a spambot saying 'Doctors told me cancer is incurable. I have decided..". The only other message is from a spambot named "sophie" saying "DVS, being a construction girl with no partner is ugh.."
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
loser nonsense but she does bring up a point that people are missing. many jews have never been exposed to yelling before. it destroys us instantly, which is why we never ever do it.
screenshot of a NY POST article about Regina Spektor saying "youre just yelling at a jew!" to people who brought up Palestine at her concert, before Spektor had them thrown out
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
ohhhhh shit. now when Teacher gets here theyre gonna be in soooo much trouble.
a tweet that says "BREAKING: Senate Minority leader Chuck Schumer says Trump and Vance are doing Putin's dirty work"
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Stallone shows off "The Stinger"
sly stallone holding boxing gloves with the caption "they dont even allow these today because theyre so dangerous'
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
hmm. weird.
the "tiktok is not available" message, because of the ban. but it reads "Of course Tiktok is available for you, DVS.

A law banning Tiktok has been enacted in the US. But dagnabbit, laws just dont apply to you, do they? That ruthless walk, those glimmering eyes. Strutting around like hes Doctor Gorgeous, oh, come quick everyone! The King of Swing's got a secret everyone's just dying to know. You make me fucking sick. But goddamn it, you get results."
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
EVERY TIKTOK IS JUST THIS
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
SANDWICH MAN
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
HANUKKAH IS NOW ON COMPUTER
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
picture of James Gunn talking about the Superman movie. The caption says "James Gunn Wants A Superman Who Loves His Band". The quote reads "The next Superman has to be able to grasp the complexities of both his planet and ours. He has to come to terms with the fact that ska isn't just for partying, but that it can also change the world. He should be aware of the growth that "Gunn's Bunch" have shown on our new album "Can U Teach The Sky To Laugh?", where we explore exotic rhythms.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
WHAT *IS* ACTING?
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
picture of a smiling navy man. caption says: "Technology Saves Time: this pill just makes you FEEL like you're in the navy"
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
PRINGLES EMAILS
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
HE GOT *WHAT*??
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
"have u ever seen a computer? we have a big one like for if u wanted to play sonic. but this one is fast, it could play two sonics at the same time. it promised us it knows magic, so we'll shoot whoever it says" said the NYPD spokesman
a tweet from Charles Gasparino saying "NYPD sources say AI is going to play a big role in nailing the ID of the gunman who killed the United Health CEO"
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
gentrification gettin crazy
poster for Hulu's "Nutcrackers" movie featuring ben stiller and some white children
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
SPECIAL BLACK FRIDAY DEAL ON ALL MY ALBUMS: ITS "BUY-ONE HAVE-ONE" (buy an album & then now u have it) dvshiphop.bandcamp.com
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
yo COME ON
front page of the New York Post. It shows a picture of Eric Adams, a picture of a weed leaf crossed out, and a picture of DVS with a toothpick in his mouth like Razor Ramon. Razor Ramon was siiiick. Anyway the caption says:

 "WEED LEGAL IN NYC EXCEPT FOR DVS", SAYS MAYOR. 

It goes on:

 "I'm sick of his shit" says Mayor Adams. He's too handsome and it makes me mad. I don't want him to have any fun".
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
figured out what went wrong wit the election. pen look like it says "jote"
its a pen from voting that says "vote" but it doesnt say it so good. they tried to do the V like a checkmark like when u check a box like for voting. looks dumb tho, looks like a J. thanks for comin everybody
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
ITS GOT TO STOP
screenshot of an article from XXL called "Hip-Hop Lyric Cliches That Need to Die". The caption says "Seriously, rappers needed to stop using these lyric cliches yesterday" over a picture of Lil Wayne lookin upsetquoted lyrics from a Jay Z song called "Garden Time": "I Don't Go to Home Depot, I make my shovels myself". There is a
picture of Jay-Z captioned " CLICHE #3.Claiming To Never Go To Home Depot -- Everyone has to go there sometimes. Stop it."quoted lyrics from an Eminem song titled "Try It": "Just one bite, you'll never need another vitamin" 


A picture of Eminem captioned "Cliche #5: Claiming To Have A Recipe For A Three Bean Casserole That Makes You Never Need Medicine Again -- No such recipe exists. More hollywood liesLyrics quote: "I'm so tall, Bart Simpson called me on the phone in real life"

-Megan The Stallion "Real Life"

Picture of Megan The Stallion with the caption "CLICHE #8: Saying They Know Bart Simpson In Real Life -- How?? How would that even work?"
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
picture of a bald man waving from over a fence in a yard. hes saying "hello" with a word balloon. the caption says "WE ALL KNOW SOMEONE LIKE THIS. SHARE IF U KNOW A 'HELLO HARRY'"
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
screenshot of business insider. some old bald guy with a white chinstrap beard and glasses, prolly a government guy. quote says "ABRAHAM LINCOLN: "I'M MAD OLD NOW". guy kinda looks like lincoln, iunno. iunno who he is. see, u dont really want me writing these sometimes. what guys do i know? jimi hendrix, gordon ramsey, thats it. johnny 5. ionno if that counts. hes LIKE a guy. at the end especially, he learned to forgive or whatever.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
and when its unwrapped its just sort of a square
its a picture of DVS with an arrow drawn pointing to his bandana. arent u glad u clicked here to read this? u know they said theres a ice cream flavored pepsi comin out soon? looked mad fake but all the websites say. so i guess we'll see. prolly nasty but who cares yknow?
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i put together a starter pack of who to pay attention to on "3rd Rock From The Sun" (hes like the main guy)
its a picture of John Lithgow smiling
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I DON'T LIKE THE NEW ONES
its a box of girl scout cookies that says "NEW FLAVOR". The flavor is "the girls sell you a box of dirt by accident but you eat one anyway & all the girls laugh, even the real sad one with the little broken arm. So now you decide to come back every week & eat dirt to lift everybody's spirits but now doctor says you're sick from doing that and you say "but my career!!" & he gets mad and says "i don't see how eating dirt to make children laugh is a career, you don't even get paid" so now YOU get mad and say "the SMILES are the payment!!" & you punch the doctor in
the mouth & he died & now you can't go
back home because of the police are there"
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
three photos, arranged like a comic strip. its originally a weight loss ad for some kind of gummy. In the first photo, a man stands holding a pair of shorts that are too big for him. In the second panel, its a close up on his hands holding a bottle and some gummy tablets. theyre tryina show off that he lost weight eating the gummies. The third panel is him holding his pants again, seems unnecessary, but now hes looking directly at them. DVS though, who is very strong, has added word balloons to the picture (like how FDR added the balloon of "the new deal" to America's tapestry). Now the first panel where the man is lookin at his pants has him saying "oh shit i took 5", the second panel reveals that the bottle says "pills that make you look at your pants". in the third panel where hes staring at his pants, the word balloon says "oh my god".
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
its the bluesky timeline but next to the "whats hot" column is a column titled "ERIC (HE SEES YOU)" and instead of a feed its a man peeking over a wall and looking at you
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Fatman Scoop had one of the most iconic voices in hip hop which feels insane to be able to say about anyone. "Drop" is the best Timbaland & Magoo song & he's why. He controlled the crowd so well they gave him a show where he just sat in a bed with his wife & even THAT was good
a picture of Fatman Scoop, recently fallen hip hop icon, saluting the camera while wearing sunglasses
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
youre driving in your car and see this big red lady and want burgers. how do u open?
its the big red drive thru thing from wendys. the thing u say your order into. i dont know what its called. u know its got all the food pictures on it and a lil speaker and u yell at it.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
fuck u mean INCLUDING? whats the rest, Bioshock?
screenshot that says "drake just dropped 100GB of unreleased content, including new song"
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDPA, I GOT U THE PERFECT SHIRT. U KNOW HOW YOURE ALWAYS A BIG BITCH?
picture of a weird shirt for insecure old men that says "assuming im just an old man was yout first mistake" and got a old swordsman on it. even if u got a sword, why talk like that? dumb.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
wonka meme.

TOP TEXT: TFW U

BOTTOM TEXT: AND THEN
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
in case anyones wondering how its going over on the hellsite...looks like this piece of shit is up to his old tricks again
screenshot of a DVSblast tweet that says "hello everyone"
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
THIS ISNT EVEN TRUE
screenshot of the Joe Biden letter where he says he wont seek re-election. It reads "my fellow americans, Over the past three and a half years, we have made great progress as a Nation. We have created a land of opportunity, a country in which a Popeye needs no special medicines or vegetables in order to become strong."
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
oh the amulet gambit is risky...whens the last time u heard about booker?
DVS tweet that reads "NOT REALLY SEEING ANYONE ELSE MENTION THIS DURING THE DEBATES...EVERY TIME CORY BOOKER TOUCHES THE AMULET HE GETS LARGER". A picture shows a giant cory booker weaing an amulet towering over every other candidate during the 2019 democratic debates
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
DAMN XXL REALLY STEPPED UP THE FRESHMAN LIST THIS YEAR
DVS lazily photoshopped onto the cover of XXL magazine and it says DVS: WOW HES GOOD". this would probably come true if there was still magazines but there isnt really.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
ya hes been makin songs awhile
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
YOOO KENDRICK BROUGHT OUT DANISH ATOMIC PHYSICIST NIEHLS BOHR
picture of Kendricks big concert with a black and white picture of atomic physicist Niehls Bohr photoshopped onstage. Bohr has a speech bubble that says "Drake u are stupid like an atom"
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
☆=SCAM ALERT=☆ someone supposedly from the bank called and asked if i wanted one of these? They seemed so elegant, who would refuse? Reader, you'll never believe what was inside. BE AWARE. TELL YOUR FAMILIES.
one of those old timey joke cans where it says MIXED NUTS on the front all dumb and fake and then when u open it a snake comes out
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