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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 3h
A shitter was here earlier
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 6h
I have my computer back up and running with a new drive and (begrudgingly) Windows 11. The GPU was totally cooked, and needs to be replaced. Using a loaner the repair guy lent me that's 11 months older than the one that got cooked until I get a replacement, so that's fun I guess.
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
please repost this to help raise breakfast sandwich awareness
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Okay, okay, wet's kiww this guy. Wet's beat him to death with hammews.
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Turns out the GPU got fucking cooked
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The last two weeks have been a laundry dryer of emotions and I want out
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a four panel comic featuring matt and jay from nirvana the band the show in their house.

matt bursts into the room and yells “BIRD!” he continues “an all transgender lineup played the Rivoli and it sickens me!!” he presents a flyer designed by sk.ooty on instagram for a show played there a few months ago. Jay stammers “w-why-“

he’s cut off in the next panel which turns the proverbial camera to show Jay dramatically poised on his piano bench. matt shouts “you can get estrogen anywhere Jay!” a smaller panel inside of the panel shows matt elaborate “we couldve been doing this for years! Toronto’s full of chicks pawning off pills!” he continues outside of the mini panel: “we’re gonna be total lateshits compared to these girls, Jay!!”

panel three shows matt walking across the carpet to his whiteboard and uncapping his marker, he says “i’ve been on forums where you order it with bitcoin!!” jay asks “where are we gonna get a bitcoin?” to which matt replies “idk lol, which is why we need this plan”

panel four is a close up on the white board upon which matt has written “chemical castration”, underlined it and also circled it. underneath is written “Windex?”

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landsharkrawr.bsky.social @landsharkrawr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
broooo this shit's still on sale?? broooooo kiss me
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
grayscale photo of ted from the movie ted featured on the tv show ted with him sitting in baby carrier with the text: "hay can i have anything at all"
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I'm Fucking Him. @choppedchuds.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To this day, “Damn, climbing this one set of normal stairs totally gassed me and worked up a sweat” is one of my most consistent way to tell I may have caught something
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touhou quotes @touhou-quotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lately, the number of rats have been increasing. Could I ask you to keep an eye out for them?
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Went to bed with a bad headache and woke up with the same bad headache. Persisted after a glorious hot shower, even.
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a woodpeeper @wootinaboot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
rotten day at the rotten day factory
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bomberman and Pommy
Edited Baku Bomberman 2 cover art that now says "Ur the bomb man"
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m just saying, if the company that ran the uber popular world-renowned TCG that was equivalent to professional sports was printing support for a card there was only 3 of in the world, all owned by one rich asshole who’s making sure it stays that way, I dunno I’d be pretty pissed
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The character decks in Yugioh Duel Monsters and GX make total sense if you think about every character basically running bottom of the barrel masochist decks and that the rarity spread of the game in the show’s universe is absolutely horrid
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[while eight games are playing at once] bad call! what a bunch of baloney!
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just came from the Medical Area -- it's down the hall.
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A famous woman, used to act in Kung Fu movies.
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tro @trog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Penis friday yall
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I guess, way earlier this year when my car’s dash died, the fix just being a fuse replacement ($7.50 and 2 minutes) was a Monkey’s Paw moment for my computer coughing up blood last week.
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Plugging in SATA drives is one of the most heinous and painful aspects of computer hardware who designed this shit
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road trip bot @choro-qbooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello! Welcome to the Fuji City juice bar! Do you know about ChoroQ coins? They are coins found in different parts of town. If you collect them, something good might happen. If you have any questions, just ask me.
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 01/10/2026
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 01/10/2026
some are saying that Formless Star is the new "huak tuaw"
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茶んた (Chanta) @chanta-in-inari.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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danfango @itsdanfango.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cleaned my non-functional computer today and it felt like that one sink dog comic that makes you cry every time
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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Holly @hollowtones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How it feels to learn
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow Youtube takes one million years to load on my old Macbook Air
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The discord admin will post an Announcement and I, the Very Clever and Funny Person, will be waiting there with baited breath to react the Pregnant Man as soon as I can, and everyone will find this hilarious and think very highly of me
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quettatonia @quettatonia.neocities.org · 19/08/2026
Realest shit ever said in a Blizzard game
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I ordered a new hard drive that’ll arrive on Wednesday. I think I’m just gonna do the install myself (I didn’t want to) and then take that time to contemplate if I shell the additional $300 for a data recovery
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know that, generally, a game is designed for its controls and that just outright changing those runs a big risk of ruining the experience that the entire game was designed around. But there’s just no way that Jet Force Gemini wouldn’t just get a net positive from better controls.
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is actually funny how, the first times I saw serious RTS players in action it was such an alien concept to me. These games are about playing toys with tanks and lil guys what the fuck is an APM what do you mean
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I did the thing too. No particular order, but wow what a hodgepodge.
My Nine 9 Games, from top to bottom/left to right:
1. Descent
2. Space Station 14
3. Halo: Combat Evolved
4. Super Mario 64
5. Enter the Gungeon
6. Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun
7. Destiny
8. The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
9. Metal Arms: Glitch in the System
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 27/09/2026
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It pisses me off how much people hated Red Faction Armageddon because it wasn’t another open-world cars and guns game. The Magnet Gun is fucking glued in my brain as one of the coolest and most fun weapons I’ve ever used in a shooter. I didn’t use any other weapon.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
episode 033
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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s lovely when you’re playing a game and then your monitors go blank, your computer appears unresponsive, and then won’t boot up properly. Doing an OS reset and fingers crossed that fixes the issue
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DVD Player @dvd-player.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Space Station community and its weird attachment to the most dogwater crunchy jpeg emotes you’ve ever seen in your life
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Swaggert @swaggert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wow! that post was ass! downbush
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🌸Petal Crash 2 is OUT NOW!!🌸 @petalcrash.com · 17/09/2026
Petal Crash 2 is releasing in Early Access on 🌸 September 29th! 🌸 With an arcade versus mode, local multiplayer, and puzzle editor, Petal Crash 2 will launch with about as much content as the first game, with more to come! Wishlist on Steam to get notified! store.steampowered.com/app/2697670/...
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
episode 090
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 23/09/2026
have you heard this fact about the limited edition Xbox?
Xbox Unveiled a limited edition "Xbox 25" branded console. This is not a celebration of Xbox's 25th anniversary, but an acknowledgement that the division only has 25 months left in business.
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