Reposted by DustyKat!H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The price of #Spam isn't gonna go down until they open the Strait of #Hormel. 001
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When did cherry icee switch from cherry to "cough syrup" flavor? 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I want a musical in the style of "Hamilton" but it takes in Philly. You know, with Franklin and the whoring. 1776, but with less Adams and more syphilis. 000
Reposted by DustyKat!Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Already got my halloween plans nailed down 302937640
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm becoming concerned that there is going to be a generation of people who aren't made nauseous by AI Slop menus. 011
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I recently re-watched "Carrie". I can see 70s audiences being afraid/scared of Carrie while modern audiences would absolutely be cheering her on. 011
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Thanks to the internet, I can confirm that "Oliver Grimley" was a real thing and not just a fever dream. 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My new hobby is giving one star yelp reviews to any place I walk by that uses AI slop art/promotional materials. It's not much, but it's honest work. 011
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Vegas is a place for indulgence. This post was made from a bathtub while eating a kit kat. 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Spa at Aria has their lights set to a shade of purple that just looks like furry onlyfans degen content. 000
Reposted by DustyKat!ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum 198177583111
Reposted by DustyKat!Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready. 6485732731
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Reposted by DustyKat!H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Some people woke up this morning not knowing it would be the last day they would be able to count to ten on their fingers. Happy 4th of July! 001
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026At what season of The Simpsons does the comedic value of SimpsonsPosting surpass actual episodes? This post was just an excuse to say "Liver and Onions". Slurp Slurp Slurp. 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026"Are you enjoying this app?" Well, I was at least ok with it until you interrupted me, asshole UI. 010
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The shrinkflation of "street tacos" has cuminated in tacos that are the size of a Ritz cracker. 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I didn't have "Sears AC ad being a meme" on my FY26 bingo card. 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I've been in the medical industry for many years and have seen some shit in my day. Yet - the only thing that makes me want to hork is people who chew with their mouth open. 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026#Knicks won because the bad ju-ju in the building left over from game 3 is no match for #wu-tang. 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Today I decided to try Kimlan instead Kikkoman soy sauce. It's a exciting life I lead. 110
Reposted by DustyKat!Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 01/06/2026 2613215
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Today I learned that Super Mario 3 isn't cannon, but rather a stage play that Mario and friends are all actors in. I wish I would been tripping when I leaned this. 010
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I must post a retraction. After the last 2 months of hell I am going to have to say Heather Chandler is my spirit animal. 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I've always loved "off-road" but have always despised the programming where the endgame becomes a nitro-fest while the non-boosted CPU is blowing your doors off. Also, the 2nd track pack is shite. 010
Reposted by DustyKat!Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Evangelicals reading about literally every villain in the bible: 27212
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I want a carton of Donald Duck orange juice, but I've moved too far west. 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I have no idea if this is a decent first run through RE:Requiem and I honestly don't care because it was a fun ride. 010
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 06/03/2026RE:Requiem was everything I wanted it to be and more. It was nice for the series to get back to the main plot arc. Capcom, it's time for the CV remake. 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 21/02/2026TIL there's an even dumber system of measurements called "Household measurements" whereas a "wineglassfull" is 60ml/2 fl oz. 000
Reposted by DustyKat!Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 20/02/2026“If you feel a sudden pain in your leg, that’s me kicking you under the table so you’ll shut the fuck up” is a real part of depositions prep, by the way. 1027542
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Whoever rebranded old-school lancets into "splinter removers" gets a gold star for the day. 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Live feed of 4th Ave in seattle youtu.be/0iqLhdInGrk?... #goseahawksyoutu.beMST3k says: Packers win the Super Bowl!YouTube video by grapefruitdiva 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I need a 12" mix of "Clean it up" from the #hazbinhotel soundtrack 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 24/01/2026There's nothing more southern than carbon monoxide poisoning from operating a charcoal grill indoors during an ice storm. 020
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 21/01/2026The harbinger of the Apocalypse will be the integration of Copilot into Notepad/MSPaint. 000
DustyKat! @dustkat.bsky.social · 19/01/2026The "Too broke for Bozeman, too ugly for Missoula" bumper-sticker goes hard. #MT 000
Reposted by DustyKat!C.M. Lewis 🦬⚔️ @thehousered.bsky.social · 16/01/2026every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s 4593043711245
Reposted by DustyKat!Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15898642721173
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