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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The price of #Spam isn't gonna go down until they open the Strait of #Hormel.

H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Some people woke up this morning not knowing it would be the last day they would be able to count to ten on their fingers. Happy 4th of July!

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Even the lizard-people who I am friends with are incredibly tired of all of this. *Waves around*

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I will not be playing the Freedum 250 concert.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

This account is transitioning to a AI company. Our IPO will be via #CashApp and #Westernunion

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I'm so southern I put grits in the gas tank of people I don't like.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

There's a guy at Dollar Tree right now trying to figure out how to frame it as a "Premium Product".

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

What if instead, we invaded Graceland for a fried peanut butter and nanner sammich?

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

This whole maudlin state that the Republic is in can be directly traced to taking the cocaine out of many popular and tasty patent-medicines.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

"Country Style Spread" - Fond memories of Mamaw Perot in the kitchen - hydrogenating seed oils.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Modern caselaw seems to be reliant of the doctrine of "we can't get the toothpaste back into the tube."

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

It's only a "gambling scandal" if you're one of the losers. Anyway, lemme get 10 on the hard 8.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Movie Review: The Matrix Take a pill to go live in the equivalent of a Greyhound bus and eat cat food schmoo. Pretty realistic. 8/10

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

What a unremarkable day. I think I'll have a spaghetti dinner.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I wanted to be a "Sex-O-Lette" but I couldn't pass the math section of the exam.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Employees: We will be outsourcing the "Finding Out" part of FAFO from this point on.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

"The Confederacy" was the Washington Generals of their day. #johnbrownwasright

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

To quote Donna DeMarco: "My husbands in the ocean, gambling."

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

I'm going off the rails on a Gravy Train.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

OSHA has really put a dent in the "supervillain falling into vat of toxic goo" origin stories numbers.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Today someone will be Declaring their Independence from their fingers.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I'm very amazed how much the huffing ones farts pipeline has accelerated in this AI-Slop future we live in.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

The hell with #waymo , #SpeedBuggy is the only autonomous car I'll get into.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

After a lengthy meeting with the finance department, we have determined we will just be taking your money and not providing any goods or services in return. Onward to profitablity! Enjoy, Consumers!

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Does Pete Hegseth have to blow into a tube to start up the Pentagon?

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Blind Boxes are Precious Moments figurines, but for young people.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Suddenly the government doesn't want you to have #floride . What is the government hiding and why are they trying to suppress this cheap and effective treatment? #bigpharma

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Senator Grassley (R-IA) then proceeded to put an onion on his belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the #trumptarrifs . The only ones he could get were the big yellow ones.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I run a Pub Trivia night for morons. Questions include: "Name a TV show." "Write down a number." "Did you see a movie recently?" "True/False - Football is played with a football." Please give me more ideas for questions!

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Back in my day, the #MBE was a rather challenging examination. These new grads are gonna have it easy as there seem to be no wrong answers in the current field of practice.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

My #D&D character is a #SoverignCitizen who's bullshit actually works.

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Forever your squirrel @rabidsquirrelninja.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

In the airport watching the financial news like...

A gif of Gomez Adams giddily reading a paper stock ticker, grinning as he watches his stocks plummet.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I sure didn't have "crash the market with a excel printout" on my Trump administration bingo card.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I buy my makeup at office depot.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Anyone else thinking of John Inman everytime Humphrey's Executor is mentioned in the news? #areyoubeingserved

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I recently had brunch with the King of Hell. He's just as bewildered as I am regarding current events. I picked up the tab. It was the least I could I do.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Integrity in politics is like a mostly empty ketchup bottle that someone has been adding water to and shaking up since 1968.

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Mikæla @crashannburn.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I didn’t know Jack Daniels made whine

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

In retrospect, the Harris campaign should have just promised (and not delivered on) replacing the milk in the school cafeteria with a Coca-Cola machine. Worked for me when I ran for president in the 11th grade.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Why does the trolly problem never involve a guy with a waxed moustache and top-hat/cape?

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Is the "White Zone" still for loading and unloading or has President Musk declared that to be "DEI Woke Garbage"?

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I executive ordered myself a chocolate milk.

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H. "Muffy" Perot @muffyperot.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

My ex-husband Charlie was a swinger. He used to just sit on that porch swing for hours. Swinging gave him something to do while I was out on dates with many of the popular and attractive male underwear models from the JC Penny catalogue.

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