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Dustin Quillen

@dustinquillen.bsky.social
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Three-time heavyweight champion of quitting social media. Mouthy.

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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
by embracing the forbidden magiks of pizzamancy we have surpassed the limits food science to forge The Unpizza
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been a hell of a day for this little lady
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*adopting a stance like a flamingo trying to hold in a fart* “We’ve changed the name, Steve. We’ve changed it from toothpaste to ultra paste. Okay?” *takes off in a helicopter*
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just want a light gun that functions on my OLED TV, has minimal setup, works seamlessly with any gaming device you plug it into, and dispenses one gold doubloon every time you pull the trigger. It isn’t too much to ask
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PRO TIP: Try to time your viewing of the movie Eddington so whatever substance you are abusing that night reaches its absolute zenith just as the film transitions from small town election drama to the final minutes of a Call of Duty: Warzone match
Image from the movie Eddington in which Joaquin Phoenix is carrying a humongous machine gun and just filling every surface of the town with bullets
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
REMEDY GAMES FRIDGE WATCH: the refrigerators in Control Resonant are doing it American Style
Photo of a large American refrigerator in Control Resonant. Dylan Faden for scale
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The neighbor’s dog in the first Toy Story feels like the modern equivalent of those medieval works of art where they hadn’t quite figured out how to draw cats yet
It’s Sid’s dog Scud from the Pixar film Toy Story. He’s… he’s just hideous.
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I somehow never noticed that Super Macho Man in Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out is supposed to be 27 years old. That is some haaaaaaaaard livin’, brother
Photo of the pre-fight screen before the championship bout against Super Macho Man in Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out. Super Macho Man is just another one of those 27 year old men from Hollywood, California with receding grey hair
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is what peak performance looks like
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
awesome
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stomping around my house yelling, “PONCHO MUNCH FOR DEANO BONANO!” louder and louder until my entire family has no choice but to get out of bed and pin me to the ground
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
During my routine scouring of Facebook Marketplace for old CRTs this morning I came across this *fascinating* listing for “Hollywood Racial Programming”
Hollywood Racial Programming and Hood VHS
$50
Listed on Wednesday in West Concord, MNPhoto of a table covered in 50 or so VHS tapes. The main theme of the collection seems to be “black people appear in these films”Profile pic of the person selling the tapes in question. They appear to be a middle-aged white male with tattoos and a t-shirt promoting a church.
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sadly, I was not chosen for the Steam Frame lottery this morning, but I am very happy for all these lucky entrepreneurs who were:
Day one eBay listings for the Steam Frame, with prices going all the way up to $6,300
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This free Pride skin for Deadshot from the Suicide Squad game is what your average Newsmax viewer thinks Antifa looks like
It’s Deadshot from Suicide Squad Kill The Justice League. His high-tech battle armor is crudely spray painted with the rainbow pattern of a Pride flag
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Been playing the much-maligned Suicide Squad game from a few years back and enjoying it a lot more than I thought I might? But also: insult epic more vulgar use forbidden words
Photo of an unlockable expression from the Suicide Squad battle pass. It is an epic-tier Joker emote titled “INSULT EPIC”
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Two little ceramic pigs at a thrift store or similar. They are labeled as “Pigs with no specific duties.”
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Anime Uzumaki
Alt: That bit from Uzumaki where the father has rolled himself up into a grotesque spiral
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
See also: “I have given my car a stern talking to after it drove itself through the NICU.”
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Early this morning I finished off another semi-regular playthrough of Blast Corps for the N64 and now I’m wrapping up the night with some UmJammer Lammy. I am realizing there is some unintentional and unfortunately timed theming going on here
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Blues Clues Interruptus Day to all who celebrate
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ambassador Certificate now 30 percent off for two weeks
It’s the Nintendo 3DS Ambassador Certificate
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
God I wish I was involved with the Jimmy Olsen show because this looks amazing. I have no, repeat no inside information and I don't know what the story is here at all, but I've been thinking of it as "The Grodduate."
Apparently a set photo from the upcoming Jimmy Olsen tv show. A sullen gorilla (Grodd? Maybe?) wearing a cap and gown is walking upright, carrying a stunt performer.
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Everyone in PaRappa the Rapper is so cute and then PaRappa’s dad looks like if a cigarette butt became a dog
It’s PaRappa’s father from the PlayStation classic video game PaRappa the Rapper. He is wearing a sad little hat on his sad little head while shouting, “Where are you going with my car!!??”
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is what I imagine Amazon’s The Boys is like
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s my Samus
BREAKING NEWS
WOMAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE
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SHE JUST KEEPS BLOWING UP PLANETS WE CAN'T STOP HER
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*at David Lee Roth’s funeral* “He’s… *sniffle* He’s runnin’ with the devil with the angels now.”
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The idea that the Ocarina of Time remake has loading screens to preserve the feel of the original game is extremely funny. Like yeah dude, I only look like this as a tribute to all my hideous ancestors
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Image from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake. There is an excruciating amount of detail in Link’s outfitThe “There’s too much fucking shit on me!” sketch from I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In Australia and New Zealand there was a game console called The Dick Smith Wizzard. Have a nice Friday, everyone
Photo of The Dick Smith Wizzard. It is a black hunk of plastic with a split keyboard and two control sticks. It bears a sticker in the upper left corner which says THE DICK SMITH WIZZARD in a colorful 80s fontZoomed image of The Dick Smith Wizzard highlighting the console’s name sticker. It is just excellent, you guys
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? (Lotta good options that year, but who am I kidding?)
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Screaming Kung Fu Hustle
Alt: Qiu Yuen as the smoking landlady in Kung Fu Hustle throws her cigarette to the ground, blasts smoke from both nostrils, and screams while all the extras behind her cover their ears in pain
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Somebody make a video game with the exact vibe of the intro to the 1980s TV news program A Current Affair
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A Current Affair Intro
YouTube video by 80sThen80sNow
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Coyote vs. ACME is among the best films of the year and the fact that Zaslav tried to chuck it in the woodchipper for some tax scheme oughta result in hard prison time
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
M’LORD
It’s the “We are fucking under attack!” meme but with Cloud’s DLSS 5 face edited onto Fantasy Boob Woman’s body
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Does anybody on here want to see a humorous and distinctly American juxtaposition of two unrelated signs?
An advertisement for concealed carry in nyc above a blood drive arrow
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m sure Adam Driver will do fine or whatever but the ideal Mister Sinister casting has always been and always will be a 28-year-old Tim Curry. Accept no substitute.
Mister Sinister greets a batch of freshly hatched mutant clones in Kieron Gillen’s Sins of Sinister event. “To me, my me’s,” he says.
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My children have 100+ free books from the Imagination Library. They read constantly now, long after aging out of the program. Dolly Parton meaningfully (and quietly!) changed the lives of millions. Compare that to men who hoard 1000x her wealth, only make the world worse, and never shut up about it
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people are so universally beloved that I think we shouldn’t be told when they die. Let us figure it out eventually but never receive confirmation. We should always be able to idly speculate that somehow there’s a chance they *could* still be alive
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Been catching up on some comic book stuff and the end of Ultimates #23 by @denizcamp.bsky.social and @stipanmorian.bsky.social absolutely lit my brain on fire. Jack Kirby for liiiiiiiife
The final page of Ultimates #23 by Deniz Camp and Stipan Morian. It is a chaotic, full-page scene of armored gods at war, perishing in flameThe first page of Jack Kirby’s epic Fourth World saga. It is a chaotic, full-page scene of armored gods at war, perishing in flame
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is like if that urban legend about Dragon Quest games being required to release on the weekend became a real thing on the Nazi planet from Peacemaker
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
EVERY DAY I WAKE UP AND I HOPE YOU'RE SCOTT
Marriage Story screenshot of Adam Driver yelling at Scarjo but he's been edited to look like Mr. Sinister.
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It is my personal headcanon that David Bowie was not actually cast in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me and just showed up to the set and did all that of his own accord
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David Bowie in Twin Peaks: Hell God Baby Damn No
Alt: The part from Fire Walk With Me where David Bowie says, “Hell God baby damn no!”
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I know it’s unlikely given the confusing popularity of Harry Potter, but hot damn would it be funny if that Wizard Kidz show turned out to be such a colossal failure that they don’t even air the second season
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
These people are the reason why YouTube is full of videos like “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Ending Explained!” (They go to White Castle.)
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Drag performer Tandi Iman Dupree, dressed as Wonder Woman, executes an unbelievable drop from the ceiling into the splits
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Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh no. Oh no no no no no. I don’t think you can do that, brother
Sign at HuHot Mongolian Grill advertising August 19th as Dress Like HuHot Day, a celebration wherein anyone who shows up in a “HuHot costume” will receive a free meal. Pictured are some people dressed as food and then several more seemingly in costume as… as Mongolians?

I just don’t think you can do that?
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