Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026by embracing the forbidden magiks of pizzamancy we have surpassed the limits food science to forge The Unpizza 010
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*adopting a stance like a flamingo trying to hold in a fart* “We’ve changed the name, Steve. We’ve changed it from toothpaste to ultra paste. Okay?” *takes off in a helicopter* 100
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just want a light gun that functions on my OLED TV, has minimal setup, works seamlessly with any gaming device you plug it into, and dispenses one gold doubloon every time you pull the trigger. It isn’t too much to ask 010
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026PRO TIP: Try to time your viewing of the movie Eddington so whatever substance you are abusing that night reaches its absolute zenith just as the film transitions from small town election drama to the final minutes of a Call of Duty: Warzone match 001
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026REMEDY GAMES FRIDGE WATCH: the refrigerators in Control Resonant are doing it American Style 000
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The neighbor’s dog in the first Toy Story feels like the modern equivalent of those medieval works of art where they hadn’t quite figured out how to draw cats yet 051
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I somehow never noticed that Super Macho Man in Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out is supposed to be 27 years old. That is some haaaaaaaaard livin’, brother 000
Reposted by Dustin QuillenKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is my new favorite thing. 74164565281
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Stomping around my house yelling, “PONCHO MUNCH FOR DEANO BONANO!” louder and louder until my entire family has no choice but to get out of bed and pin me to the ground 020
Reposted by Dustin Quillengamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80169375732
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026During my routine scouring of Facebook Marketplace for old CRTs this morning I came across this *fascinating* listing for “Hollywood Racial Programming” 000
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sadly, I was not chosen for the Steam Frame lottery this morning, but I am very happy for all these lucky entrepreneurs who were: 000
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This free Pride skin for Deadshot from the Suicide Squad game is what your average Newsmax viewer thinks Antifa looks like 000
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Been playing the much-maligned Suicide Squad game from a few years back and enjoying it a lot more than I thought I might? But also: insult epic more vulgar use forbidden words 010
Reposted by Dustin QuillenMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days 6247001590
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comAnime UzumakiAlt: That bit from Uzumaki where the father has rolled himself up into a grotesque spiral 010
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026See also: “I have given my car a stern talking to after it drove itself through the NICU.” 000
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Early this morning I finished off another semi-regular playthrough of Blast Corps for the N64 and now I’m wrapping up the night with some UmJammer Lammy. I am realizing there is some unintentional and unfortunately timed theming going on here 001
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Happy Blues Clues Interruptus Day to all who celebrate 000
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ambassador Certificate now 30 percent off for two weeks 000
Reposted by Dustin QuillenJeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin-- 25683952548
Reposted by Dustin QuillenSteve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026God I wish I was involved with the Jimmy Olsen show because this looks amazing. I have no, repeat no inside information and I don't know what the story is here at all, but I've been thinking of it as "The Grodduate." 726441
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Everyone in PaRappa the Rapper is so cute and then PaRappa’s dad looks like if a cigarette butt became a dog 000
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is what I imagine Amazon’s The Boys is like 020
Reposted by Dustin Quillenkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/09/2026That’s my Samus 3043941189
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026*at David Lee Roth’s funeral* “He’s… *sniffle* He’s runnin’ with the devil with the angels now.” 000
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The idea that the Ocarina of Time remake has loading screens to preserve the feel of the original game is extremely funny. Like yeah dude, I only look like this as a tribute to all my hideous ancestors 100
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026In Australia and New Zealand there was a game console called The Dick Smith Wizzard. Have a nice Friday, everyone 110
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? (Lotta good options that year, but who am I kidding?)static.klipy.comScreaming Kung Fu HustleAlt: Qiu Yuen as the smoking landlady in Kung Fu Hustle throws her cigarette to the ground, blasts smoke from both nostrils, and screams while all the extras behind her cover their ears in pain 010
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Somebody make a video game with the exact vibe of the intro to the 1980s TV news program A Current Affairyoutube.comA Current Affair IntroYouTube video by 80sThen80sNow 010
Reposted by Dustin QuillenTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This podcast clip contains one of the most devastating pieces of video ever captured. listen to bst.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social 391836338
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Coyote vs. ACME is among the best films of the year and the fact that Zaslav tried to chuck it in the woodchipper for some tax scheme oughta result in hard prison time 000
Reposted by Dustin QuillenChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Does anybody on here want to see a humorous and distinctly American juxtaposition of two unrelated signs? 467676
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I’m sure Adam Driver will do fine or whatever but the ideal Mister Sinister casting has always been and always will be a 28-year-old Tim Curry. Accept no substitute. 010
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My children have 100+ free books from the Imagination Library. They read constantly now, long after aging out of the program. Dolly Parton meaningfully (and quietly!) changed the lives of millions. Compare that to men who hoard 1000x her wealth, only make the world worse, and never shut up about it 000
Reposted by Dustin QuillenPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Some people are so universally beloved that I think we shouldn’t be told when they die. Let us figure it out eventually but never receive confirmation. We should always be able to idly speculate that somehow there’s a chance they *could* still be alive 13031300
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Been catching up on some comic book stuff and the end of Ultimates #23 by @denizcamp.bsky.social and @stipanmorian.bsky.social absolutely lit my brain on fire. Jack Kirby for liiiiiiiife 072
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This is like if that urban legend about Dragon Quest games being required to release on the weekend became a real thing on the Nazi planet from Peacemaker 000
Reposted by Dustin QuillenDylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 15/08/2026EVERY DAY I WAKE UP AND I HOPE YOU'RE SCOTT 5797217
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It is my personal headcanon that David Bowie was not actually cast in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me and just showed up to the set and did all that of his own accordstatic.klipy.comDavid Bowie in Twin Peaks: Hell God Baby Damn NoAlt: The part from Fire Walk With Me where David Bowie says, “Hell God baby damn no!” 000
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I know it’s unlikely given the confusing popularity of Harry Potter, but hot damn would it be funny if that Wizard Kidz show turned out to be such a colossal failure that they don’t even air the second season 000
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026These people are the reason why YouTube is full of videos like “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Ending Explained!” (They go to White Castle.) 020
Dustin Quillen @dustinquillen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Oh no. Oh no no no no no. I don’t think you can do that, brother 100