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Dustin Atkinson

@dustinatkinson.bsky.social
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Fictionist, language arts merc/adjunct professor

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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 14/10/2026
Today in Good News FOUND www.sfgate.com/national-par...
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A Calif. family dog, missing in Yellowstone for over a month, has been found
Rescuers caught a dog that was missing in Yellowstone for over a month.
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Richie Tenenbaum Reading on Rooftop
ALT: Richie Tenenbaum Reading on Rooftop
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolutely 👇
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK I’ve always wondered what the hell was “I moved on her like a bitch” supposed to mean? Because technically he is the bitch in that sentence.
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
game recognize game
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Godfather also, and Rocky, don’t know why
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Krang
ALT: Krang
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dr, add a pillow to my front.
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Moob job
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That cocky, misplaced look of smug success on Senator Eric Schmitt’s face—moments before everything came crashing down around him because he’s so carelessly incompetent.
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Stevenof1 @stevenof1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just a Reminder...
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Take a moment to picture what would happen if Obama or Biden met Xi Jinping on the tarmac.
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dems should be doing all this kind of shit
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shredded chicken…pulled pork?
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not that anyone on bsky would ever.
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I drove past these folks setting up about an hour ago. Now I know what they wanted to say.
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did this mf kill Santa Claus?
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The year is 1997. The President was born in 1946. The year is 2007. The President was born in 1946. The year is 2017. The President was born in 1946. The year is 2027. The President was born in 1946. I'm gonna throw up.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
👇👇👇👇
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Awesome but I suspect it is due to average conservatives being embarrassed of Trump, yet not capable of a change of heart. When we put a Dem back in office, they will get their numbers back.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks theonion.com/archaeologists-discove…
Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michael Keaton, a.k.a. Dark Tom Hanks
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 06/09/2026
fondly remembering Darth Vader going through these guys like cheap socks
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dead either way
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Asked my freshmen if they know who Dolly was, one straight up said, “I believe she was in the Rolling Stones.”
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
💔💔
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I grant you the right to burst into tears
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thought it was an Onion headline, for real
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I fell out when he walks in the room and just says “bitches leave”
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Definitely the first death in a while that that made me think man, I have wasted some years, let me get dressed the fuck up
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Perfect. Thank you.
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courtney @courtneyko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every month for 6 years now, my girls have received books from the Imagination Library. And every month we read these hilariously sweet and inclusive books together. And at the end, we look at Dolly’s picture and talk about what how incredible she is and thank her for the book. This hurts bad. 💞
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reminder: Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna vaccine for COVID.
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Dolly Parton, who helped fund the Moderna vaccine, gets a ‘dose of her own medicine.’ (Published 2021)
The country music star broke into song before she was inoculated, and urged her fans to “get out there and get your shot.”
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just downloaded a sweet new Limp Bizkit skin for my Winamp player. Now it’s time to hit up Napster for some fresh mp3’s.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax theonion.com/tech-billionaires-thre…
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Remember the saying, “That’s my name, don’t wear it out”? What the hell was that?
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
“Goodnight, my son,” said Zuckerberg, his voice a whisper as he took a deep breath to steel himself and gazed down upon the impossibly smooth, round face of the avatar, which slumbered peacefully in its twin-sized bed.
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Tearful Mark Zuckerberg Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital Pillow
PALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg ...
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AOC: Millennials are not punk kids anymore. We're grown adults with mortgages and kids, and that generation is starting to be decisive at the polls. And there is anger at being ignored, having our economic futures mortgaged by the generations that came before us and we're taking the reins
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They're wearing the cats.....
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This has been my habit for the last couple years.
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Mercedes Chandler @campcallout.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2026
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary theonion.com/teacher-required-to-pr…
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Important and overlooked
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Guess it’s finally cool to remark that Jared Leto has been an unbearable, idiotic actor for years.
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Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Not a fan of publicly trashing other artists.
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