Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That cocky, misplaced look of smug success on Senator Eric Schmitt’s face—moments before everything came crashing down around him because he’s so carelessly incompetent. 1258123462839
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonStevenof1 @stevenof1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just a Reminder... 26864552004
Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Take a moment to picture what would happen if Obama or Biden met Xi Jinping on the tarmac. 010
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonJon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The year is 1997. The President was born in 1946. The year is 2007. The President was born in 1946. The year is 2017. The President was born in 1946. The year is 2027. The President was born in 1946. I'm gonna throw up. 19829
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks theonion.com/archaeologists-discove… 81668172
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco... 383129915474
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 06/09/2026fondly remembering Darth Vader going through these guys like cheap socks 1640942
Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Asked my freshmen if they know who Dolly was, one straight up said, “I believe she was in the Rolling Stones.” 000
Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I grant you the right to burst into tears 000
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026Definitely the first death in a while that that made me think man, I have wasted some years, let me get dressed the fuck up 141802157
Reposted by Dustin Atkinsoncourtney @courtneyko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Every month for 6 years now, my girls have received books from the Imagination Library. And every month we read these hilariously sweet and inclusive books together. And at the end, we look at Dolly’s picture and talk about what how incredible she is and thank her for the book. This hurts bad. 💞 014513
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Reminder: Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna vaccine for COVID.nytimes.comDolly Parton, who helped fund the Moderna vaccine, gets a ‘dose of her own medicine.’ (Published 2021)The country music star broke into song before she was inoculated, and urged her fans to “get out there and get your shot.” 247238515773
Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Just downloaded a sweet new Limp Bizkit skin for my Winamp player. Now it’s time to hit up Napster for some fresh mp3’s. 000
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax theonion.com/tech-billionaires-thre… 191719180
Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Remember the saying, “That’s my name, don’t wear it out”? What the hell was that? 000
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonGrumpy-ish Brian🏴🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 17/08/2026 204158824191
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026“Goodnight, my son,” said Zuckerberg, his voice a whisper as he took a deep breath to steel himself and gazed down upon the impossibly smooth, round face of the avatar, which slumbered peacefully in its twin-sized bed. theonion.comTearful Mark Zuckerberg Smothers Metaverse Avatar With Digital PillowPALO ALTO, CA—Telling himself he had “no other choice” but to end the simulated character’s life himself before his company effectively pulled the plug on the virtual world, a tearful Mark Zuckerberg ... 181707219
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026AOC: Millennials are not punk kids anymore. We're grown adults with mortgages and kids, and that generation is starting to be decisive at the polls. And there is anger at being ignored, having our economic futures mortgaged by the generations that came before us and we're taking the reins 927297406435
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonJeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 07/08/2026They're wearing the cats..... 1162218805213
Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026This has been my habit for the last couple years. 010
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2026Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary theonion.com/teacher-required-to-pr… 414075776
Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Guess it’s finally cool to remark that Jared Leto has been an unbearable, idiotic actor for years. 020
Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Not a fan of publicly trashing other artists. 000
Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Why is she rubbing it in that guy’s face? 000
Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Current aesthetic is coastal breeze, bossa nova, straw fedora, Aperol spritz, dark chocolate, pastels on white. But from home with only a couple of those. 010
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonGuido Schmidt @narkerns.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Yes. #writingcommunity #WriteSky #BookSky 12291201249
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Public health experts estimate that only to this present moment, a half a million humans are now dead who would otherwise be alive because this shitpiece "got carried away, frankly" and cut aid from the world's richest nation to many of the poorest. Glad to see him take pause and be so reflective.futurism.comSuddenly, as His Empire Crumbles, Elon Musk Admits He Made a Huge Mistake With DOGEMusk lamented that he "got a little too involved in politics" and "got carried away, frankly," after helming DOGE last year. 2932886
Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026One day there will be narratives of poor mistreated ICE agents who were only following orders and we will all laugh and laugh 010
Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026When you land, your filet mignon with ketchup. 000
Reposted by Dustin AtkinsonBadgerNoonan @badgernoonan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Odysseus, Odysseus, and Achilles 512025263
Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Matt Damon’s movies are always a guy just trying to make it home from work. 010
Reposted by Dustin Atkinsonpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026mandatory reading 70163143589
Dustin Atkinson @dustinatkinson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Question for the internet: Is any sleep position safe from harm, or does every sleep position kill you? 000
