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Klaus von Hohenloe

@dungeonnewbs.guide
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I am the Dungeon Newb's Guide! I teach and talk about TTRPGS! By day I am a voice actor! You might hear me in video games (Payday 2, Joyville 2, etc...) or on Youtube! He/Him/? and a proud pansexual dynamo! Compassion 1st, BLM, free Palestine, all the good

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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 03/10/2026
Truly every session of Public Access has been better than the last. 9 sessions in, and my players are constantly surprising me, creating amazing moments of tension, and just knocking it out of the park. This may be the most fun I've ever had GMing, and I fucking LOVE GMing. Play this game!
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 02/10/2026
A new Roguelite that uses dice, two things I just can't live without. Let's see if it's worthwhile! DiceVaders! www.twitch.tv/klausvonh
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KlausvonH - Twitch
I'm either playing video games, doing TTRPG stuff. But on this channel, it's probably games. — KlausvonH streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 02/10/2026
Random game from my backlog while I pedal. Come join (workout as well, if ya like)! www.twitch.tv/klausvonh
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KlausvonH - Twitch
I'm either playing video games, doing TTRPG stuff. But on this channel, it's probably games. — KlausvonH streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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TheDevinTeam @thedevteam.itch.io · 30/09/2026
Fantastic thread on a common misread of move structure. Practically required reading for folks interested at all in PBTA design.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 30/09/2026
Off the top of my head it is hard to say, as I've seen a lot over the years. I've seen arguments both for and against binary success/failure as if one is definitively correct, instead of just one possible option.
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Nerdy | Bitch Goddess | Righteous Traitor Midnight @nerdysimulation.titterpig.academy · 30/09/2026
I don't like asking for help but please if there is ANYTHING you can offer, it will help a ton and thank you every friend who's reached out, it has helped a ton www.paypal.com/paypalme/Ner...
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 30/09/2026
When it comes to TTRPG mechanics, "good/bad design" and your personal preferences aren't the same thing.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 30/09/2026
I see some negative reviews for "friendslop" games saying they are only fun for like 5 hours. I've dropped $35 to spent 45 minutes in an escape room. I'm more than happy to drop $7 for 5 hours of laughter and fun with my friends. Slop me up.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 29/09/2026
My partner just explained everything about Wonka's The Golden Ticket to me, and I've never hated a show this much without even seeing a trailer for it. AI Gene Wilder voice, cash prize for winner, and the contestants are all fairly affluent adults and no kids (you know, the focus of the movie)
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 29/09/2026
Good drywall anchors definitely exist, but yeah, those ones that typically come with products are often so bad as to be near worthless. I keep a stock of high quality ones that each fulfill different purposes. Depending on application, they range from useful to necessary.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 28/09/2026
Doing a morning workout today whilst I enjoy a little Demon's Tilt (PINBALL). Come hang out, maybe while you work out too! It'll be a fun time. twitch.tv/klausvonh
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I'm either playing video games, doing TTRPG stuff. But on this channel, it's probably games. — KlausvonH streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Conor Mahood @conorvoice.com · 28/09/2026
Hire me to do a voiceover for you, I don't just do trailers. If you're a marginalised person I'll do it for free if it's under ~500 words.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 24/09/2026
I'm not trying to throw shade at anyone who likes DCC or Carl as a character. I have my own preferences, and I'm not saying one is better than the other. I mean, Vimes is definitely better, but that's just my opinion. Which is the correct opinion.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 24/09/2026
I couldn't handle it. I needed a break from Dungeon Crawler Carl. Book 5 was just...look, I have opinions, but I'll get back to it. Probably. Instead I'm revisiting Terry Pratchett with "Guards! Guards!" and I have not a single regret. Sam Vimes is how you make an abrasive MC you can cheer for.
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Nerdy | Bitch Goddess | Righteous Traitor Midnight @nerdysimulation.titterpig.academy · 24/09/2026
"Suggestions?" "Maybe consider putting less apocalypses in this time round?" "Hm," exhaled Slartibartfast, "You still think WE create those, huh?"
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 24/09/2026
I'm sorry, WHO? You know what, nevermind. I'm sure it's...not important... 😏
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Not Again Petunias
Alt: A bowl of petunias falling through some clouds, with text showing that it is thinking, not for the first time, "Oh no. Not again."
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Nathan|The AARPG Podcast (AP & Interview)| PaxU 🤞 🔜 @tatooineunited.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The unlicensed use of professional sound design, sound effects libraries and recordings — to train AI or create media — unjustly threatens the livelihoods of the people and companies who have devoted their careers to the craft of sound. Sign the Petition! professionalsoundalliance.org
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Professional Sound Alliance – PSA
The unlicensed use of professional sound design, sound effects libraries and recordings — to train AI or create media — unjustly threatens the livelihoods of the people and companies who have devoted their careers to the craft of sound.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 23/09/2026
Fallen Tear: The Ascension is out today, and since my client is super late sending me any scripts, I thought I would stream it! twitch.tv/klausvonh
A starry, cloudy sky with little light elements, and the sillhouette of a character, along with the title of the game.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 23/09/2026
I will also say that I recent gave a go with Outgunned: Superheroes and there was a lot to love. If you haven't done Outgunned, it is basically"Action Movie: The TTRPG." In some ways reminds me of Blades in the Dark, but very much its own thing.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 23/09/2026
Heck yeah! I've been a big big fan of Sentinel Comics, as I feel it is a really nice cross-section of narrative and crunch with ranked powers. Also, there is a pacing mechanic that I adore! Masks is great if you enjoy PbtA and just want no crunch, which, at times, I like, but not always.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 23/09/2026
I totally get that. Sometimes you need a refresher game! Thinking specifically of some superhero-styled fun, or looking for any way to mix things up for yourself? I hate to just recommend things unrequested, but I'm happy to shout out some of my go-to's if you think it might help.
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BatsCaulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 23/09/2026
I can't imagine giving this company money, in any way.
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Gears of War: E-Day Story Director Laid Off Just Four Days After Celebrating The Game Going Gold
The Gears dev had been at the Coalition since 2022 and was excited for people to play the game
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RP @rpdeshaies.farirpgs.com · 23/09/2026
in case you missed it patreon.farirpgs.com/posts/realit... also i'd love to hear your thoughts in the comments
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The Reality of Crowdfunding | Fari RPGs · Tabletop Blueprint
There's a post on Reddit talking about the point of Kickstarter. It went pretty viral and got very popular. A lot of upvotes, a lot of comme
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RP @rpdeshaies.farirpgs.com · 22/09/2026
glad to see y'all like this one
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 22/09/2026
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I hate this place this prison this zoo this reality i cant stand it any longer Agent Smith matrix
Alt: Agent Smith in the Matrix, talking to a died up Morpheus, saying "I hate this place. This zoo, this prison, this reality. Whatever you want to call it. I cant stand it any longer."
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 21/09/2026
I mean...I do call it BacklogRolling...and I suppose I am "rolling" on my exercise bike...hmmmmm....
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 21/09/2026
Oh no no, I was more just shocked at that person being like that that I didn't know how to react, and then seeing you in action defending me I more felt like "Oh my word, such power! My knight in shining armor!"
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Christina Aguilera's Dramatic Fan Moment
Alt: Christina Aguilera's Dramatic Fan Moment
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 21/09/2026
I think that was just writers not thinking, not some malicious attempt to get the public to accept Flock surveillance or something. The movie was still pretty fun an a visual treat. Worth it to see in theaters? I mean, if you go to a discounted showing like I did...sure. Not sure if that helps lol
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 21/09/2026
You know that whole scene in that Batman movie where he hacks into every phone, and Morgan Freeman is like "This is wrong," and they trash it after? Yeah, Spider-man does the same shit but it's like "yay, how clever." And in our current society, that felt a little...gross.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 21/09/2026
I'll say, as someone who hasn't enjoyed an MCU movie or show in years, that I enjoyed the new Spider-man. It is visually one of their better offerings, and action and dialog was fun. That said, I'm not sure if other folks were as uncomfortable with the Spidery-Surveilance state as me, but eugh...
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 21/09/2026
As that murdered friend, I want you to know that your verbose defense of me was appreciated and made me feel loved and special. And hey, if we can't get angry as people using slurs, what is anger even for? Seriously though, your reaction was justified. I'm just so sorry how it made you feel <3
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 21/09/2026
I'm doing this again, but this time it is late, and I'm on an exercise bike. That's...that's not really part of the format, just like...good for my health...
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 18/09/2026
It's time for my first stream of... BacklogRolling! Where I randomly select a game from my Steam backlog of almost FOUR HUNDRED GAMES (yes, I have a problem...), and stream it for 1-2 hours! Will I find a hidden gem to add to my to-play pile, or will I toss it on the fire? twitch.tv/klausvonh
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KlausvonH - Twitch
I'm either playing video games, doing TTRPG stuff. But on this channel, it's probably games. — KlausvonH streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 17/09/2026
Once upon a time I tried to Steel Soul Silksong, and it did not go well... SO I'm doing it again! Come hang out, chat, and watch me cry at every death! twitch.tv/klausvonh
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KlausvonH - Twitch
I'm either playing video games, doing TTRPG stuff. But on this channel, it's probably games. — KlausvonH streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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RP @rpdeshaies.farirpgs.com · 15/09/2026
Alright here goes.... Boundless is being crowdfunded in February, but here's a surprise: you can get the full game and play today! I worked closely with Backerkit to offer a new way for you to "reserve" your digital copy of the game at a big discount that would count towards the total fund goal!
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The Dread Geometry @diabolicaljazz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I understand that pro sports are a huge part of culture but it is hard to watch the way they are treated with sanctity even above the lives of human beings. That is morally wrong, unambiguously. We should sacrifice Zero human lives for professional sports.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 14/09/2026
In short... Wanting to do something that you believe in, but not doing it because you don't believe you could do it perfectly is, in a word, silly. I guess this could be about more than dietary preferences, huh? Well, this is the end of this particular thread, so figure that part out on your own.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 14/09/2026
No one is perfect. Any vegetarian/vegan/whatever what demands absolute perfection or nothing is frankly a bit silly to me. Ideally? Sure, yeah, let's all be perfect. Realistically? I'll do what I can while keeping sane in a rough world, so chill.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 14/09/2026
Look, you do whatever diet you want. I'm not gonna judge. But when you say, "Oh, you're vegetarian! I would be, but I could never give up my mom's pulled pork," don't look at me like I'm weird when I tell you to be a [mostly] vegetarian who eats pulled pork. You're the one being weird!
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 14/09/2026
"I would be vegetarian, but I looove chicken." "I would be vegan, but I like cheese too much." Ok? Then just do that? What, are you afraid you won't qualify for the exclusive club membership? This isn't all-or-nothing where if you eat some gouda you suddenly aren't allowed to avoid meat anymore.
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I Fear You've Been Blacklisted Kate
Alt: A woman in a lovely, old-fashioned hat, saying "I fear you've been blacklisted."
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Mikel L. Matthews Jr. @improvgm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As a player? Make strong choices. In improv, we have to teach people to stop making milquetoast decisions and to care strongly about what’s happening in the scene. I see so many players making decisions where nothing happens You’re playing people who go out and do things. So go out and do things.
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PVincent (Table Cat Games) @tablecatgames.com · 14/09/2026
Perfect time to get Monster Truckers: Long Haul Into the Worstlands. I need money, you want to save money. Win win!
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 14/09/2026
Like, for big fans of the genre I would still pretty heavily recommend trying it, if only for appreciate of the historical significance (and because it IS fun), but I would never sell it as the greatest. Not even top 5 for me personally, and this game was my everything as a youngster!
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 14/09/2026
As someone who will happily say Super Metroid is one of my favorite games, nostalgia plays heavily into that. I love it, and it is very well made and solid for the time, buuut you are absolutely right. There are plenty of Metroidvanias that have built upon SM and surpassed it.
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BlackGirlMage @blackgirlmage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hi friends, i don’t think any platform particularly likes links, so please share this as much as you can!
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 10/09/2026
I was reminded of this when talking with some of my dearest friends, and they mentioned remembering me having them try out games (Oblivion or something) and having the WORST time trying to use my unholy abomination of a mouse. This was the original. A thing of beauty.
A large trackball mouse with a few extra function keys, and a Microsoft logo.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 10/09/2026
It is taking a little bit of getting used to it again after all this time, but god damn it is smooth and just...everything I've missed. The precision. The comfort. The baaaaaaalllll.
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Michael Fassbender: Perfection
Alt: Michael Fassbender in front of a window, wearing a black turtleneck, saying "Perfection."
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 10/09/2026
Back in the day, I exclusively used this huge, off-set trackball mouse. Loved it for a decade, but it finally bit the dust. When I looked for an identical one, there were none, so I've used a "normal" mouse for the last 8 or so years. But then I looked again...and the style is back and improved!
A trackball mouse, with a larger trackball and a number of additional function keys on either side of it, with Klaus' hand in the picture for comparison.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 09/09/2026
A video that is certainly more aimed at my fellow Twin Cities folks, but even if you aren't, there may be something here for you. The Second Hand is a TTRPG play space that just opened in Minneapolis, and I love it! youtu.be/wvNu2vVsjDU
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A VTT...without the V... - The Second Hand
YouTube video by The Dungeon Newb's Guide
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 08/09/2026
Ok ok, but hear me out... What if they remade one of the GOOD Zelda games??
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Riker Frakes
Alt: Johnathan Frakes in a black suit, lit from behind, smiling in a mischievous way.
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