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Klaus von Hohenloe

@dungeonnewbs.guide
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I am the Dungeon Newb's Guide! I teach and talk about TTRPGS! By day I am a voice actor! You might hear me in video games (Payday 2, Joyville 2, etc...) or on Youtube! He/Him/? and a proud pansexual dynamo! Compassion 1st, BLM, free Palestine, all the good

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TheDevinTeam @thedevteam.itch.io · 4h
Fantastic thread on a common misread of move structure. Practically required reading for folks interested at all in PBTA design.
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Nerdy | Bitch Goddess | Righteous Traitor Midnight @nerdysimulation.titterpig.academy · 20h
I don't like asking for help but please if there is ANYTHING you can offer, it will help a ton and thank you every friend who's reached out, it has helped a ton www.paypal.com/paypalme/Ner...
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Go to paypal.me/NerdySim and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 6h
When it comes to TTRPG mechanics, "good/bad design" and your personal preferences aren't the same thing.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 22h
I see some negative reviews for "friendslop" games saying they are only fun for like 5 hours. I've dropped $35 to spent 45 minutes in an escape room. I'm more than happy to drop $7 for 5 hours of laughter and fun with my friends. Slop me up.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 23h
My partner just explained everything about Wonka's The Golden Ticket to me, and I've never hated a show this much without even seeing a trailer for it. AI Gene Wilder voice, cash prize for winner, and the contestants are all fairly affluent adults and no kids (you know, the focus of the movie)
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 28/09/2026
Doing a morning workout today whilst I enjoy a little Demon's Tilt (PINBALL). Come hang out, maybe while you work out too! It'll be a fun time. twitch.tv/klausvonh
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KlausvonH - Twitch
I'm either playing video games, doing TTRPG stuff. But on this channel, it's probably games. — KlausvonH streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Conor Mahood @conorvoice.com · 28/09/2026
Hire me to do a voiceover for you, I don't just do trailers. If you're a marginalised person I'll do it for free if it's under ~500 words.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 24/09/2026
I couldn't handle it. I needed a break from Dungeon Crawler Carl. Book 5 was just...look, I have opinions, but I'll get back to it. Probably. Instead I'm revisiting Terry Pratchett with "Guards! Guards!" and I have not a single regret. Sam Vimes is how you make an abrasive MC you can cheer for.
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Nerdy | Bitch Goddess | Righteous Traitor Midnight @nerdysimulation.titterpig.academy · 24/09/2026
"Suggestions?" "Maybe consider putting less apocalypses in this time round?" "Hm," exhaled Slartibartfast, "You still think WE create those, huh?"
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Nathan|The AARPG Podcast (AP & Interview)| PaxU 🤞 🔜 @tatooineunited.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The unlicensed use of professional sound design, sound effects libraries and recordings — to train AI or create media — unjustly threatens the livelihoods of the people and companies who have devoted their careers to the craft of sound. Sign the Petition! professionalsoundalliance.org
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Professional Sound Alliance – PSA
The unlicensed use of professional sound design, sound effects libraries and recordings — to train AI or create media — unjustly threatens the livelihoods of the people and companies who have devoted their careers to the craft of sound.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 23/09/2026
Fallen Tear: The Ascension is out today, and since my client is super late sending me any scripts, I thought I would stream it! twitch.tv/klausvonh
A starry, cloudy sky with little light elements, and the sillhouette of a character, along with the title of the game.
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Matt Caulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 23/09/2026
I can't imagine giving this company money, in any way.
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Gears of War: E-Day Story Director Laid Off Just Four Days After Celebrating The Game Going Gold
The Gears dev had been at the Coalition since 2022 and was excited for people to play the game
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RP @rpdeshaies.farirpgs.com · 23/09/2026
in case you missed it patreon.farirpgs.com/posts/realit... also i'd love to hear your thoughts in the comments
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The Reality of Crowdfunding | Fari RPGs · Tabletop Blueprint
There's a post on Reddit talking about the point of Kickstarter. It went pretty viral and got very popular. A lot of upvotes, a lot of comme
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RP @rpdeshaies.farirpgs.com · 22/09/2026
glad to see y'all like this one
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 22/09/2026
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I hate this place this prison this zoo this reality i cant stand it any longer Agent Smith matrix
Alt: Agent Smith in the Matrix, talking to a died up Morpheus, saying "I hate this place. This zoo, this prison, this reality. Whatever you want to call it. I cant stand it any longer."
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 21/09/2026
I'm doing this again, but this time it is late, and I'm on an exercise bike. That's...that's not really part of the format, just like...good for my health...
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 18/09/2026
It's time for my first stream of... BacklogRolling! Where I randomly select a game from my Steam backlog of almost FOUR HUNDRED GAMES (yes, I have a problem...), and stream it for 1-2 hours! Will I find a hidden gem to add to my to-play pile, or will I toss it on the fire? twitch.tv/klausvonh
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I'm either playing video games, doing TTRPG stuff. But on this channel, it's probably games. — KlausvonH streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 17/09/2026
Once upon a time I tried to Steel Soul Silksong, and it did not go well... SO I'm doing it again! Come hang out, chat, and watch me cry at every death! twitch.tv/klausvonh
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KlausvonH - Twitch
I'm either playing video games, doing TTRPG stuff. But on this channel, it's probably games. — KlausvonH streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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RP @rpdeshaies.farirpgs.com · 15/09/2026
Alright here goes.... Boundless is being crowdfunded in February, but here's a surprise: you can get the full game and play today! I worked closely with Backerkit to offer a new way for you to "reserve" your digital copy of the game at a big discount that would count towards the total fund goal!
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The Dread Geometry @diabolicaljazz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I understand that pro sports are a huge part of culture but it is hard to watch the way they are treated with sanctity even above the lives of human beings. That is morally wrong, unambiguously. We should sacrifice Zero human lives for professional sports.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 14/09/2026
"I would be vegetarian, but I looove chicken." "I would be vegan, but I like cheese too much." Ok? Then just do that? What, are you afraid you won't qualify for the exclusive club membership? This isn't all-or-nothing where if you eat some gouda you suddenly aren't allowed to avoid meat anymore.
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I Fear You've Been Blacklisted Kate
Alt: A woman in a lovely, old-fashioned hat, saying "I fear you've been blacklisted."
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Mikel L. Matthews Jr. @improvgm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As a player? Make strong choices. In improv, we have to teach people to stop making milquetoast decisions and to care strongly about what’s happening in the scene. I see so many players making decisions where nothing happens You’re playing people who go out and do things. So go out and do things.
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PVincent (Table Cat Games) @tablecatgames.com · 14/09/2026
Perfect time to get Monster Truckers: Long Haul Into the Worstlands. I need money, you want to save money. Win win!
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BlackGirlMage @blackgirlmage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hi friends, i don’t think any platform particularly likes links, so please share this as much as you can!
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 10/09/2026
Back in the day, I exclusively used this huge, off-set trackball mouse. Loved it for a decade, but it finally bit the dust. When I looked for an identical one, there were none, so I've used a "normal" mouse for the last 8 or so years. But then I looked again...and the style is back and improved!
A trackball mouse, with a larger trackball and a number of additional function keys on either side of it, with Klaus' hand in the picture for comparison.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 09/09/2026
A video that is certainly more aimed at my fellow Twin Cities folks, but even if you aren't, there may be something here for you. The Second Hand is a TTRPG play space that just opened in Minneapolis, and I love it! youtu.be/wvNu2vVsjDU
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A VTT...without the V... - The Second Hand
YouTube video by The Dungeon Newb's Guide
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 08/09/2026
Ok ok, but hear me out... What if they remade one of the GOOD Zelda games??
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Riker Frakes
Alt: Johnathan Frakes in a black suit, lit from behind, smiling in a mischievous way.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 07/09/2026
Dear clients, When your invoice is "due by [insert date]" and that date falls on a holiday which would prevent your bank from transferring, saying "Your payment will be late due to the holiday"...no. You could have paid any day before that. Due BY, not "on." By! Keep this up, and it will be "bye."
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Jason Bateman as Marty Byrde: Where's My Money?
Alt: Jason Bateman as Marty Byrde, standing among some people near what looks to be a safe or safety deposit box room, saying "Where's My Money?"
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 05/09/2026
I'm all for folks having strong preferences for ttrpg mechanics, tropes, etc... I'm NOT for language that suggests that people who run counter to those preferences are somehow wrong/"dumb"/lesser. And I'm definitely not a fan of how often I see that shit happening on here.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 04/09/2026
I expected my first week back at work after my vacation to be easy. I would be refreshed and ready for anything. Instead I have sooo much to do, a pile of projects I am barely able to work on, and my allergies are going bonkers. I miss you, vacation...
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Hannibal Buress on Eric Andre Show: Hahahahaha
Alt: Hannibal Buress on Eric Andre Show, sitting in front of a curtain saying "Hahahaha! This sucks, man."
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 04/09/2026
"Oh don't worry, I'm unaffected by the AI we used. It only affected the people I don't give a shit about." Gal, are you sure they didn't replace your performance with a lifeless, flat AI replacement? I'm not sure I could tell the difference...
An AV Club article snippet, showing an image of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman, and the great paragraph which says: 

Gal Gadot may be done with Wonder Woman, but she has crypto and artificial intelligence in her future. In fact, the unholy marriage of those two things—an AI-assisted movie called Bitcoin from director Doug Liman and actors Casey Affleck, Pete Davidson, and Isla Fisher—is next on Gadot’s docket. The AI use, Gadot says on her recent appearance on the Happy Sad Confused podcast, is strictly to replace below-the-line workers like set and lighting workers. “As far as the performances, it’s all me,” Gadot says.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 02/09/2026
Me: "Ugh, so much to do this week, I can barely keep up. At least there aren't any distracti..." The Internet: Hey, a randomizer for Silksong is out and working pretty well! Me:
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Gandalf: Don't Tempt Me - Lord of the Rings
Alt: Gandalf closeup as he says, "Don't Tempt Me"
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 31/08/2026
My vacation is almost over, and I realized that I spent almost none of the last two weeks on social media. Turns out, I needed a vacation from this as much as I did from work. Take breaks, my friends. You deserve it. Some of you need it. I sure did.
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Ferne Milton, CobbleSprite (She/Her) @cobblesprite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When I was first designing our Larp I had a friend ask me "Well what if they don't read the rules?" and it's like.. well.. that's.. I can't fucking help them can I!? I am not designing this game for those people, what's the fucking point!?
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 22/08/2026
Turns out breathing in 49% concentration vinegar fumes is not smart. Do not do this. What's that? Why am I mentioning this? No reason. Shut up. (for context, the white vinegar you buy at the grocery store is typically like 4-5% concentration)
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 17/08/2026
Me, when a new Soulslike comes out: Mortal Shell 2! I'm streaming it now! twitch.tv/klausvonh
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The Joker: Come On, Hit Me
Alt: The Joker from the Dark Knight, standing in the street, looking forward saying "Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me."
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Juicy Garland ➡️ PAX East @juicygarland.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Who Framed Roger Rabbit is the perfect film. Come at me, bro
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Roger Rabbit Funny
ALT: Roger Rabbit Funny
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 15/08/2026
More Castlevania? ON A SATURDAY!? WOW.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 15/08/2026
After six sessions of Public Access, I can now confirm that it is, without a doubt, one of my Top 3 TTRPGs of all time. Every session has been getting better than the last, the pacing structure is helpful but also easy to alter for situations, and the tension and excitement at our table is great.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 15/08/2026
"As a GM, if you aren't spending AT LEAST twice as much time prepping as you are playing, you're doing it wrong."
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Francita, ✨ graphic designer 🖼️🖌 @byfrancita.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
currently working on a layout that fits in a cassette case and oh my gosh that's so cool. I am so hyped about this. name is Tales from the Tape Deck by @suffety.com -- i wanna start posting more about the projects i'm working on, because maybe you all are interested?
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 14/08/2026
I have finished work, and my stay-cation through the end of August can finally begin. My first real vacation in 19 months. I genuinely might start crying.
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Pedro Pascal: Laughing to Crying Reaction
Alt: Pedro Pascal, in a plain looking room, laughing uproariously into the camera, throwing his hands up, before he breaks down crying, covering his face.
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Revolutionary Giuli @giuli.revolutionarygames.co · 14/08/2026
Batman isn’t fascist. X-Men is. 🧵
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CΛΠDICΞ @candis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And they said yes? Huh. Weird. See, because when I asked them to create a dynamic dismemberment system for me to use in my free time they just ended up calling the police. Cool though. Happy for them.
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Juan (he/she/they). @mrrodriguez89.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One of the main reasons I buy used books is to see the annotations people made in them. There’s such a joy to knowing this object was explored. To know it didn’t just sit on a shelf neglected. KEEP FUCKING WRITING IN YOUR BOOKS PEOPLE!
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The Dread Geometry @diabolicaljazz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Social media platforms actually do allow you to post calls for violence pretty directly, it just has to be against marginalized people. If it's against oppressors, that's illegal.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 11/08/2026
I've moved on to Castlevania: The Adventure for the Gameboy, and surprisingly...I hate it less than I remember! Let's see if that continues... twitch.tv/klausvonh
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KlausvonH - Twitch
I'm either playing video games, doing TTRPG stuff. But on this channel, it's probably games.
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 10/08/2026
I get the aversion to the front few rows in normal cinemas, but if your theater has the big, reclining seats, those front rows (except the very front) rule. If you don't agree, good. Just means I'll always get my preferred spot. Enjoy the nosebleeds!
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 10/08/2026
I love how my clients have had over 2 months (an actually...kind of 8 months) to prepare for my 2 week vacation starting next week, and I'm already getting messages asking if I can record this Saturday, since my vacation "technically" starts on Monday.
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Adam Devine Says Nah, I'm Good
Alt: Adam Devine, in a sweater in a living room, sitting on the couch with his phone, Says "Nah, I'm Good"
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Klaus von Hohenloe @dungeonnewbs.guide · 06/08/2026
I would become so entirely and overwhelmingly depressed if I realized one day that I had become reliant on AI. How useless would I have become that I couldn't imagine working without it? It would destroy me. Thankfully, *somehow* I manage to live happily avoiding AI as best I can. HOW DO I DO IT!?
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