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Neil Lastname

@dumandhorny.bsky.social
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NSFW. Too intelligent for my own good. Porn makes me dumber and dumber. 🏳️‍🌈♏🇨🇦 Baritone. Fantasy/Sci-fi Geek. Slutty Bottom. Pervert. Chronic Masturbator. Ruminator. Toothless Deepthroater. 🤘🔞

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horus68.bsky.social @horus68.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Disciples of Cock @disciplesofcock.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Be filled by GodCock and be blessed in Holy Lust. #hailcock #cockworship #phallus #cockisgod #phallicworship #godcock
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Jason vitale @jason-vitale.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Finally we did a great sex together 🫶🏽👅 Link in the first reply 👇🏽
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Satanic Bay Area @satanicbayarea.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#DailyBaphirmation
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Neil Lastname @dumandhorny.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Boyfriend Penis Homosex
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Jymdaddyxxx @jymguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
For sure its the law
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ElLuchaWhore @luchaff.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The wetter, drippier, slimier, and leakier the better. #cumdump #takeallloads #mancunt #malepussy #gayfucking #hailcock #menshouldfuckmen #gayisgood #hailsodomy #sodomyisgood
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Neil Lastname @dumandhorny.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Find the 5 words coined in your birth year that capture your vibe: Social Liberalism Shelter-in-place Paroxetine Money Shot Karaoke www.merriam-webster.com/time-travele...
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Time Traveler by Merriam-Webster: Words from 1986
See which words were first recorded in 1986. Or search for other words by the year when they were first used.
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DaMaddStroker69 @damaddstroker69.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
😃⬇️🆗💦🤟🏿❤️
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Neil Lastname @dumandhorny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You know how to whistle, right? Just pucker up and blow!
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MANPOWER @manpower1.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Did you know that sometimes celebrity deaths happen in threes?
Graham, Trump and McConnell
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Sire_M @siremontez.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me pondering if I’m the only one who doesn’t like giving Taylor swift undeserved attention.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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i'm sorry for talking about wanting a cock in my mouth so much. you can make me shut up with your cock. in my mouth
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aumann1234.bsky.social @aumann1234.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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A Naked Gaymer @anakedgaymer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Let's see...
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Zera / Corey Jae 🏳️‍⚧️ @coreyjwhite.com · 21/06/2026
With alt text, because this is important.
A black and white photo of a man with a moustache wearing a plaid shirt, standing amidst a sitting crowd and shouting. The text above reads...
Vito Russo:
"We do not have the responsibility of making gay life look good to straights so that they will accept us. I am not at all interested in promoting a cleaned up image to a straight world which is twice as corrupt and ten times as sick."
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cdpetee @cdpetee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The wink that makes you think the hottest hunks are from Weselton. #Disney #Frozen #FrancisAndErik #Francis #leatherman
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Neil Lastname @dumandhorny.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Dude love playing with his nipples through his shirt on the bus, making his cock leak and stain his shorts. After 2 hours, they finally hit a rest stop in the middle of nowhere. Dude wandered off, not far, into the dark. That's how they found him in the morning.
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Vast Country Hypnosis @vasthypno.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
#marijuana and masturbation: better together. #GoonCaption
STIFF JOINTS AND STIFF PENIS IS ALL A MASCULINE MALE NEEDS!

JOINTS ARE PHALLIC!

JOINTS ARE ERECT MALE PENIS!

GET STONED AND MASTURBATEL

JOINTS PHALLUS

JOINTS = PENIS
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horus68.bsky.social @horus68.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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leslieludanyi.bsky.social @leslieludanyi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
LOL 🤣🤣🤣‼️
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Neil Lastname @dumandhorny.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
So, Doc, you sure that I'll understand chicks if I suck on your big juicy tits while trying to get my nose as deep in your hairy sweaty musky pits as possible? What if I can't get my nose close enough?!? 1/
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Neil Lastname @dumandhorny.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Give me the most 80s song you can think of.
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Jefferson Starship - We Built This City
Alt: Jefferson Starship - We Built This City
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tobias 🍃🎐🌱 @godbirdart.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Hey Alberta - there's a federal petition out right now to bar construction of energy-hungry AI data centres. It aims to mandate and prioritize national environmental protections, public hearings, and First Nations consent. Anyone from Canada can sign: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
image is a screenshot from the official Canadian House of Commons website (ourcommons.ca) featuring an excerpt from petition e-7427 put forward by Member of Parliament Heather McPherson. The petition is open starting May 20, 2026, and closes September 17, 2026. The excerpt reads: "We, the undersigned, People of Canada, call upon the House of Commons in Parliament assembled to immediately impose a federal moratorium on the approval, construction, expansion, or operation of proposed hyperscale AI data centres in Alberta, including the proposed Wonder Valley AI Data Centre Industrial Park and the proposed Synapse Data Centers Olds Project. 1. Prohibit federal permits, funding, tax incentives, loan guarantees, infrastructure support, or federal land and water access for AI data centres powered primarily by fossil fuels or requiring large-scale freshwater withdrawals; 2. Establish binding national environmental protections that permanently prohibit hyperscale AI data centres that would significantly increase greenhouse gas emissions, strain provincial electrical grids, consume unsustainable amounts of freshwater, or negatively impact surrounding communities, farmland, ecosystems, or Indigenous territories; and 3. Require mandatory federal environmental assessments, transparent public hearings, and free, prior, and informed consent from affected Indigenous nations and municipalities before any future AI data centre proposal may be considered in Alberta and in Canada." #abpoli #canpoli #cdnpoli
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Neil Lastname @dumandhorny.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Stepmother sell three quarters of the assets before the body's been buried? Will issue
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Sexy Hairy Gay Males @erniesc2025.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Amen! I LOVE hairy men. ♥️ 😍 😋
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Marco 🐻🐻 @marcobear8686.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
🐻🐻🐻
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Neil Lastname @dumandhorny.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
If I could have done that for Phys. Ed. credits? Except at my high school it would have been the rugby team
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Neil Lastname @dumandhorny.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I don't think I've fit, comfortably, in a bathtub since I was 9
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
We’re all being collectively shoved into the meat grinder and some of us are responding to that by loudly telling anyone who’ll listen that they’re higher-quality meat than the people next to them.
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Kleiner Weißer Penis @shortdick47.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Neil Lastname @dumandhorny.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Borrow? Or B(e made to wear it like a mask while I sleep)orrow?
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Extra Sausage @wadewolfgar.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Some of my favourite passages from our new book of poetry @corybradshaww “I need that huge daddy dick PLEASE.” “I live for this cock.” “NNGGGG DADDYYY.”
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Gay Erotic Art Collection @animron.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The art of Roscoe #gay
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LthrBootsSkins - Oi Oi @bootslthr.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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CMWK76 @cweezy76.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Reach out and help someone. And make sure you REPOST this.
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CMWK76 @cweezy76.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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CMWK76 @cweezy76.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Neil Lastname @dumandhorny.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Always remember the 5th of November
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a man with a mask and a hat says remember remember the 5th of november
Alt: a man with a mask and a hat says remember remember the 5th of november
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CMWK76 @cweezy76.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
#ThroatGame #ThroatGoat #NoGagReflex
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ElLuchaWhore @luchaff.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Breathe in the good life brothers #manmusk #mansmell #manfunk #hailcock
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Neil Lastname @dumandhorny.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Best Star Trek captain. Wrong answers only.
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a woman wearing a necklace and earrings is sitting in a chair
Alt: Chrisjen Avasarala, played by Shohreh Aghdashloo, wearing a necklace and earrings is sitting in a chair
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