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Pete Myall

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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Happy Dog Carcass in Alley Day to all who celebrate.
Sheesh, Rorschach, some of us are trying to eat.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 6h
While I'm reading Dear Zoo to my two-year-old for the ten trillionth time, it's fun to work through the regulatory, financial and legal consequences of a zoo shipping and then collecting multiple endangered species to/from a small child
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Its themes of friendship and discovery should appeal to fans of Ted Lasso
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think not doing that was the right choice.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"PS - pint soon? xx"
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had the exact same thought last night but it turns out: close, but no
The house from Inside No 9The house from Slow Horses
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JESUS (six feet tall, made of fire, and overflowing with testosterone): Hey I should hang out with this Gabe Poirot guy
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just don't know what the fuck you want from me, watch
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Will nobody think of the real victims of this unseasonably warm weather: people trying to bug-test temperature-based Home Assistant automations
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They are also forbidding any candidates from supporting net zero! How is any of this going to work?!
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is a News Story Found On A Discarded Data Pad In A Post-Apocalyptic Subway Station-ass post
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Shining. Randomly turned on the TV late at night, far too young. Straight into the scene in the hallway with the twins. Fucked me up.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think BRO SMEAR is what happens if you're not quite thorough enough with your DUDE WIPE
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I noped out after the episode where someone had to meet the in-laws with a corpse in their car or some shit and that was season 2, I can only imagine how daft it gets
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Homeland for intrinsically fundamental reasons had one season's worth of plot and then went on for another... Seven seasons? (jesus christ) so I think it's fair to say it goes long on the nonsense
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can sorrrt of see it as first-pass have-I-missed-anything-glaringly-obvious kind of thing, but if that's what you're using it for, what's the synthetic focus group bit doing? Just ask chatgpt!
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We're starting to do that at work. I'm like the one guy on Bluesky who actually likes AI but this one makes me go ...eh?
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tried to organise a standing ovation for Steve Reich's 90th birthday today. Absolute fiasco.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow this looks great
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And now they're telling me that Star Wars Galactic Racer is "wonderful"? It's "genius"?? It's "reminiscent of Burnout at its best"?! Sick of it
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Far too many good looking games coming out at the moment. Someone should do look into that.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can make up any fantasy scenario you want! Why did you invent one where you still lose?!
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"are you feeling any better?" "Like a horny surfer, it's coming in waves."
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me 🤝 Oasis Supporting keeping Oasis music locked up
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely no idea that was a thing. MF over here living in 3026
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Checking your voicemail messages is like Welcome to… your voicemail. You have… ONE… New message. Message from… 0… 7… 7… 8… 3… 2… 4… 3… 2… 6… 3… received… TODAY… the… THIRTIETH… of… SEPTEMBER… TWENTY… TWENTY… SIX… during… LIGHT… RAIN… while… MERCURY… was in… RETROGRADE… … … (click) … WOULD YOU
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Close your eyes and tell me you can't imagine a group of 13 year olds who are just about to segue into a half-arsed brass-forward cover of La Bamba
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Baffled by 6 Music's continuing obsession with Ezra Collective, a group with all of the dynamism and energy of your average high school concert band
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Briefly thought this was the ultimate Dining Across the Divide
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was going to quibble with the "completely insane" description, but then I remembered the afternoon I spent recently packet-sniffing my towel rail, and you know what, fair enough
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My wife just got to the end of the last Doom and went "so what's up with the doom guy, does he like hell?" Like there's not a *lot* of plot to doom but it is basically "the doom guy does not like hell"
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What idiot called it this and not a baguettette
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was SO close to having no opinion about this whatsoever and then I was like NO HOLD ON CHIKLIS
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Although putting The Shield down in #70 is a dreadful lapse of taste. S-tier show.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any top X list has two possible outcomes: "sure, I guess that reflects common opinion and I have learnt nothing" or "that list is obviously insane". This is a group-1 list.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=uK4XBXRslvo&xstg=CAMSEBUJ_b-oH-PhF0yjBgavkzY%3D
youtube.com
Every 1950’s Rock N’ Roll Song (For Some Reason) (feat. Johnny Tornado)
YouTube video by Kyle Gordon - Topic
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An authentic pizza from a decent pizzeria is obviously infinitely better than a Domino's. Delivered, the opposite is true. Domino's has optimised their product to survive travel. Proper pizza inevitably arrives cold, congealed and with the middle bit stuck to the bottom of the box.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thing that gets me about this article is that nobody in it ever mentions any actual immunocompromised person who goes to this bar who might be impacted by the change. They're just imaging someone who might, and using this theoretical person as an excuse to scream at perceived enemies.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In other "sure, I guess" news, Andrew WK recently released a smoky piano jazz album which he recorded most of the instruments on. It's pretty solid! music.apple.com/gb/album/tem...
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Temptation to Exist by Andrew W.K. on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 10 Songs
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone should pitch that to them.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Those two couples would actually make a lot more sense if they switched round their spouses, thinking about it.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Discovering Kat Dennings married Andrew WK three years ago is my "sure, I guess" fact of the day
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now I'm wondering how fast you'd need to pull the cable back to make the flight back unpowered
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You're already thinking up problems, trying to pull down the man with a dream, but you have not considered the obvious solution: this cable is *really* long
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The aeronautical industry are sabotaging and suppressing my revolutionary solution to this issue: a very long extension cable
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"what comes to mind when you think about a public sector office in a small British city?" "Well, extravagant interior design, of course. To the point of opulence."
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