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Pete Myall

@dudekiller.bsky.social
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 1h
Far too many good looking games coming out at the moment. Someone should do look into that.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 4h
You can make up any fantasy scenario you want! Why did you invent one where you still lose?!
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 12h
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me 🤝 Oasis Supporting keeping Oasis music locked up
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Checking your voicemail messages is like Welcome to… your voicemail. You have… ONE… New message. Message from… 0… 7… 7… 8… 3… 2… 4… 3… 2… 6… 3… received… TODAY… the… THIRTIETH… of… SEPTEMBER… TWENTY… TWENTY… SIX… during… LIGHT… RAIN… while… MERCURY… was in… RETROGRADE… … … (click) … WOULD YOU
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Baffled by 6 Music's continuing obsession with Ezra Collective, a group with all of the dynamism and energy of your average high school concert band
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Briefly thought this was the ultimate Dining Across the Divide
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My wife just got to the end of the last Doom and went "so what's up with the doom guy, does he like hell?" Like there's not a *lot* of plot to doom but it is basically "the doom guy does not like hell"
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What idiot called it this and not a baguettette
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any top X list has two possible outcomes: "sure, I guess that reflects common opinion and I have learnt nothing" or "that list is obviously insane". This is a group-1 list.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=uK4XBXRslvo&xstg=CAMSEBUJ_b-oH-PhF0yjBgavkzY%3D
youtube.com
Every 1950’s Rock N’ Roll Song (For Some Reason) (feat. Johnny Tornado)
YouTube video by Kyle Gordon - Topic
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An authentic pizza from a decent pizzeria is obviously infinitely better than a Domino's. Delivered, the opposite is true. Domino's has optimised their product to survive travel. Proper pizza inevitably arrives cold, congealed and with the middle bit stuck to the bottom of the box.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thing that gets me about this article is that nobody in it ever mentions any actual immunocompromised person who goes to this bar who might be impacted by the change. They're just imaging someone who might, and using this theoretical person as an excuse to scream at perceived enemies.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Discovering Kat Dennings married Andrew WK three years ago is my "sure, I guess" fact of the day
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The aeronautical industry are sabotaging and suppressing my revolutionary solution to this issue: a very long extension cable
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Spending my afternoon doing some self-care (organising and labelling my screws)
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching War Machine, the movie that dares to ask: what if we took the premise of Predator, and changed essentially nothing?
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Who wants to see this utter eldrich fucking nightmare of a Pikachu that my eldest just drew
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bit of news: it's my first day running merch for Oxford United. Big launch today apparently! Time to take a big swig of coffee and approve the press shots.
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Andrew Carter @cartoir.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LNER going for an ad strategy that is localised enough to name the correct city but not localised enough to realise the phrasing is going to annoy the city in question.
LNER YouTube advert saying 'From Edinburgh to the capital just like that...'
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(Zach de la Rocha voice):
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh yeah cheers Virgin, I'll watch out for that brief interruption in er six months' time
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hello Ed this is the spirit of moral courage and common human decency speaking. I am advising you today to keep posting this shit
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Godspeed You! Black Tempura
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saw a dad in the playground earlier in a This Heat t-shirt. I absolutely will not tolerate someone coming for my Insufferable Music Dad crown in the village. Moves are being made.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The youngest has picked his favourite comfy spot in his room for his nap
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Your coffee WILL smell like Melitta Benz, that is a PROMISE
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We may be reaching levels of tech bro dipshittery previously thought impossible over at Automattic
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well, I expected ChatGPT to baulk at this request, but it didn't, and now I'm just staring at it feeling uncomfortable
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Playing the Doom expansion and it's good and all but WHY DID THEY MAKE ALL THE BUTTONS DO DIFFERENT THINGS NOW
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This happened to me once
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My doorbell broke so I ordered another one. The delivery guy just tried to deliver it but I missed it because, well,
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every day I drive past this building when I'm dropping the youngest off at nursery and every time I go that's right buddy, you sure are
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, time for my daily descent into profound ontological dread
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This thing is fucking useless
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wonder what it feels like to fuck your life up so badly that you just go "well, nothing to lose at this point getting Nathan Fielder to film it"
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Guest judge: L. Wittgenstein
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Teaching the five-year-old how to play Railroad Tiles. Absolutely rinsing him. He's all over the place. Embarrassing himself.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
For every human being on the planet, there are approximately 1.25 billion insects.
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Couldn't have asked for a more delightful birthday present
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Anna von Hausswolff was unbelievable in Glasgow last night. Just an incredible talent. And the support act were brave enough to ask the question "what is the right number of spoken-word poets to have in your band?" (The answer is "not fucking three".)
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yes maybe that's what it is
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He's clearly got back from the summer holidays, thought about going back to work and said "Absolutely fuck that" and you know what, I respect it
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@notacroc

[universe where we use wormholes to deliver food]
*a potato flies thru the wormhole and hits my son Blent in the face*
Me: stay sharp Blent
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's quarter past ten on a friday night and I've had two beers and a glass of wine, it's clearly time to install Ubuntu on an old laptop for some fucking reason
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Pete Myall @dudekiller.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Got my first reply-arguing-with-a-joke today. I feel like I've been Bluesky blooded.
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