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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 3h
Garffeld Pt 17
A 3-panel Garffeld strip: panel 1, a knight is speaking to John, "Forgive me brother. A pack from these quarters was not ordained for travel."; panel 2, John asks, "What pack?"; panel 3, the knight holds up a crate with Nergal, a small gray kitten, and says, "A cat bound for the holy land." John looks off panel and shouts, "Garffeld!"
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 2h
see if you can do a chargeback if that's available to you
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 2h
the way they describe this kind of problem in the biz is "this fuckin sucks ass"
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 2h
two of them for me
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 2h
like god intended
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 6h
FINALLY there's a sports hearse
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 6h
it felt good to be out of the rain
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jojomama38.bsky.social @jojomama38.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Death
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
making dense mush out of the fluffy body? PUT THE TWINK BACK IN TWINKIES
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
soooo uhhh what kind of soup
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Double Big Tits Minotaur Rubbing - Two Girls With Huge Breasts Can't Move On a Crowded Train And They Get Hot When Their Tits Rub Together!!
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
that's a long time to hold up that ceiling
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"35% of food is thrown away but we get to pay more & more" Seen in Liverpool UK
"35% of food is thrown away but we get to pay more & more"
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope it brings comfort in this shitty time.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/10/2026
"I don’t know what every person in that group saw or knew. But I am raising one of the others. The boy who might someday be in the room. Or holding the phone. The boy who didn’t do it. The boy who could therefore spend the rest of his life explaining that he didn’t do anything." buff.ly/z7yWbR2
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An Open Letter to Cornell University from the Mother of a Prospective Male Student
“Seven former Cornell students are accused in a civil lawsuit of sexually assaulting another Cornell student who says she was incapacitated. Messages alleged...
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Girl On Girl what? don't leave us hanging
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 29/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads

Ass

With a doodle of an elephant
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
put em on the glass
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
Kadeem the movie 2000 (@politetobugs) on twitter: "When your charmander hits level 9"

[Photograph of Maurice White from the band Earth, Wind & Fire singing the opening line of their song "September" into a microphone. The subtitle at the bottom has been partially blacked out to read "Do ember".]
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FINALLY, REAL DEALS FOR REAL GAMERS
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can you freeze a fart so it works like dry ice
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Eins? 🏳️‍⚧️ @einsman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Inside you there are 2 dogs Inside you there are 3 dogs Inside you there are 4 dogs Stop eating the dogs
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/10/2026
rosetyilers on tumblr: "ameri*can* but ameri*shouldn't*"

cuddleslutash: "Can this be our foreign policy from now on"
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 25/09/2026
DYLAN: "Zoe. I'm at the field hospital. It's... not looking good." ZOE: "Shit. Is there anyone alive?" DYLAN: "There's someone here, at the front desk." ZOE: "And the staff?" DYLAN: "One doctor. He's okay. Just distressed." ZOE: "And the civilians?" DYLAN: "Only one. A woman on a bed. She's crying."
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Brian Hioe @brianhioe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BREAKING: Taipei BDSM-themed gay bar Commander D raided by police this afternoon. According to this report, police claimed to have a warrant but didn't show it, and made discriminatory comments toward disabled individuals tw.news.yahoo.com/%E7%8D%A8-%E...
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獨/北市警突襲搜索同志酒吧!嗆不爽去告
[NOWNEWS今日新聞]台北市知名BDSM酒吧CommanderD今(3)下午遭北市警萬華分局西門町派出所突襲搜索,聲稱持搜索票但拒絕出示給現場民眾,對於現場有身心障礙人士甚至涉嫌歧視稱「殘障也可以...
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The sequel to Gay guy dating canter.
DATA CENTER?
I HARDLY KNOW 'ER!
ALSO I'M GAY
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i thought it was called foreskinning
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Warp Door @warpdoor.com · 29/09/2026
Spaghetti Celesti: Devour The Heavens (@punkcake.club) "Per favore, have a seat and prepare to devour the heavens!" Free - Windows, Mac, Linux: warpdoor.com/2026/09/29/s...
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 15
3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that's what he calls his sector
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@ghostbird12345.bsky.social
Pacman world 3 screen with Orson saying "uh oh I'm detecting a rise in energy in your sector pacman"

Pac-Man "details of my sectors energy should be between me and Ms Pac thank you very much"
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh great, i see this NOW
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
namco museum 2
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh good, so it can die
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☆「YASE」IdolismJ ☆ @idolismj.yase.world · 27/09/2026
This is pro wrestling in its purest form. It blurs the line between performer and audience, no one takes a bump but it still elicits a massive reaction, and it's really really funny
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHERE IS IT WHERE'S THE RING
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
discography
A cd with a picture of a man laying down wearing only socks and making a suggestive face. The title of the album is "Carl Shunt
For real piss drinkers only"
the album has a bunch of discount stickers on it, all the way down to 50 cents.
Under it is another album by Carl Shunt, featuring him wearing a turtle neck, titled
"I have ruined my life. I shouldn't have spent my life savings recording an album about drinking pee. I don't know why I thought that was a good idea."
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 24/09/2026
Five Indianapolis officers were just charged following The Post’s reporting on Flock misuse. Our count of police officers & employees accused of abusing license-plate readers is now at 100 (and counting) Free to read: wapo.st/4xDOH3d
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Five Indianapolis officers charged following The Post’s reporting on Flock misuse
The officers are among at least 100 police department employees accused of abusing their access to the camera system, prompting calls for greater oversight.
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when it rains, it pours
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a baby Armadillo having a drink of milk, this is your lucky day.
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i can hear the music
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23/09/2026
Sup = Hey Down 2 hang tomorrow? = Are you free this Friday? Not looking for anything serious = I’m only asking because I’m looking for someone But we could still have fun = To drive me out into the woods R u on Snapchat? = And dig a hole buff.ly/DLBZmPI
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GIRL CODE: What He Texts vs. What He Really Means
Not looking for anything serious I’m only asking because I’m looking for someone But we could still have fun To drive me out into the woods R u on Snapchat? ...
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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duckfarts @duckfarts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The House of Spasms Twinkie Execution Number: 03
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Twinkie Creamy Filling Stretch
ALT: Twinkie Creamy Filling Stretch
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chungris @chungris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's that time of the year again
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