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@duchessdecaff.bsky.social
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of the mirror holding onto my coffee for dear life and screaming into the void.

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Let's do it 👇
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duchessdecaff (she/her) @duchessdecaff.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
October Surprise?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Disaffected and it Feels So Good @disaffected124.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Replace all Columbus statues with Columbo www.atlasobscura.com/places/colum...
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Columbo Statue in Budapest
Uh, pardon me, ma'am, but I couldn't help noticing that there's a Columbo statue in the middle of Budapest.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I keep reading that there have been no public executions in the United States for decades. Not true.
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stevethdemocrat @stevethdemocrat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
pete 👇🏼
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Monsters Are Gutting America @paularevere.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The ads in the Texas-Oklahoma game have been (1) Ken Paxton's kids telling us they love their father, (2) some weird woman insisting James Talarico wants to jail parents who don't let their kids transition, and (3) James Talarico reminding voters that Ken Paxton committed a lot of crimes.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Hegseth & Waltz got Loomered.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Confirming Hegseth really was insanely reckless.
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duchessdecaff (she/her) @duchessdecaff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ooof. "Trump and Hegseth aim to have it both ways: a small, secure setting and massive crowds. This time, viewers will be watching a livestream on their screens, close enough to see the event but too far to smell the gunpowder."
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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duchessdecaff (she/her) @duchessdecaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If anyone wants the phone number for paying my bills slide right into those DMs🤔
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A monkey paw curled one finger when JD Vance prayed for an American Pope to replace Francis
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duchessdecaff (she/her) @duchessdecaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
$100 is just enough money that rich people think poor people think is a LOT of money
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The man who took out full page ads demanding the death penalty for five Black and Latino teenagers falsely accused of rape is out here worried that the seven majority white Cornell frat boys accused of rape "won't get a fair shake".
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you realize that Genghis Khan and Chaka Khan are not the same person. You’re a Schmitt-head.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, gee, this certainly makes $6 per gallon diesel worth it
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly 😤😡
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duchessdecaff (she/her) @duchessdecaff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Covfefe.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why women choose the 🐻
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@sodiumPen

europeans will ride a train going 200 mph through the alps while drinking wine and americans will sit in traffic on I-95 for three hours eating a gas station sandwich and say "at least i have my freedom" brother you are imprisoned by a honda accord
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 26/09/2026
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Rightardia @rightardia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another Steve Sack cartoon
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A screenshot of a social media post re-blogged by user depsidase, featuring a post by youngmi mayer (@ymmayer) reading "well, well, well if it isn’t the consequences of some rich guy’s actions we’re all forced to live with", followed by a comment from user stellophia adding the tag "#Trickle down consequences".
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nancilizwester @nancilizwester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Truth 👇
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THIS 👇 IS TRUE.......
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
The affordability crisis looks very different from their table.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Accidentally dropped my swear jar and like 900 "Motherfuckers" escaped.

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sylviseb 💙🌈☮️🌊💙💛Maga➡️blocked💛💙🌎🌻✌️🦋 @sylviseb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Less than a human being is just one of the things he'll be remembered for.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This warning from David Letterman to the media from just a year ago feels sadly too relevant today. He is right: You can't appease a tyrant.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
President Trump proposes the world’s first memorial arch that can also kill you.
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duchessdecaff (she/her) @duchessdecaff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As a wise man once said: "Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt!" - Wayne Campbell #WheresMitch #SchrodingersSenator ground.news/article/mcco...
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McConnell could return to the Senate on Sept. 14, GOP lawmaker says
After nearly three months away from the Senate, Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Kentucky, could soon return to Washington. Rep. James Comer, R-Kentucky, said Sept. 3 that the former Republican majority leader...
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Look. See? “Lie” Is that so goddamn hard?
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duchessdecaff (she/her) @duchessdecaff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The only thing funnier than #MattBevin getting arrested, is how he got arrested. This will be the *best* Hallmark movie www.wlwt.com/article/911-...
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Listen to the 911 call that led to former Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin’s arrest
Former Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin was arrested on a farm in Paris, Kentucky, while acting as an extra in a Christmas movie.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Let’s go to the library and shut the fuck up together.
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Libra on Fire 🔥 ⚖️ @libraonfire.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
. They want to have surveillance tech everywhere to track your every move because you can't organize against tyranny if you have no privacy. Hope this helps. .
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mitch McConnell can get 75 days off as a US Senator, but women can’t get maternity leave. Welcome to America.
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duchessdecaff (she/her) @duchessdecaff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Keep her name out of your MAGA mouths🙌
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
'No, MAGA, Dolly Was Not One Of You.' johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/no-maga-do...
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duchessdecaff (she/her) @duchessdecaff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
National security "isn't her thing" either! This girl's got it all! 🙄/s
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I had the pleasure of running into Tim Curry at an Indian restaurant once. I jokingly said "You must like curry, huh?". He said "Like it? Buddy, I invented curry." I laughed. He said "I'm not joking you little shit. I created curry and anyone who says otherwise is a liar." Rest in peace, legend.
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