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David Teter

@dtc94133.bsky.social
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Engineering PhD. Professional Civil Engineer. Former nuclear strike advisor and intelligence analyst. Likes to chat about cars (JDM and Porsche), motorcycles, horology, and shooting film. Loves cats, hates facists. github.com/davidteter/OPEN-RISOP

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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Earthquake!
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Not watching the Super Bowl, but took a break from the Olympics to watch the halftime show. Fuck'n A. Absolutely outstanding performance from Bad Bunny. IMHO, that's what it means to be American.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Hey folks. It's happening. If you're on Reddit, feel free to join in on the AMA. www.reddit.com/r/preppers/c...
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From the preppers community on Reddit: Ask Me Anything Event this Friday with Dr. David Teter, former nuclear targeting advisor!
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Sigh. Most folks want to talk about nuclear war, but tonight all I have is random shit. First, I just rewatched Predator Badlands, directed by Dan Trachtenberg. Fuck'n epic with the Predator as the protagonist thrown in with an epic Weyland-Yutani synth as the co-protagonist. (1/2)
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Hey all y'all. Somewhat of a weird announcement, but I'm going to do an "ask me anything" (AMA) on the www.reddit.com/r/preppers/ subreddit. FYI, I do not believe in "prepping" for nuclear war (absolutely for earthquakes/etc.) but the mods that I've chatted with there are well informed. (1/?)
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/r/Preppers/ - Better safe than sorry
Learning and sharing information to aid in emergency preparedness as it relates to both natural and man-made disasters. Discussion for those preparing to weather day-to-day disasters as well as catast...
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I think that it's time for the Jaeger Corps to educate Stephen Miller about what application of force is. It's not words, it's action.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Just re-read Iain Bank's "Use of Weapons" for the fuck if I know time. IMHO, one of the best science fiction books ever written.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I was rolling my eyes at the announcement for the new "Trump Class" USS Defiant (cool name, btw) BBG-1 Battleship nonsense. Holy fucking shit. SLCM-Ns? As Steve1989MRE likes to say, ""I'll be coming back at you with something new... or old..." www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlES...
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Under Siege | Original Trailer | Andrew Davis, 1992
YouTube video by Arrow Video
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
More Russian threats about nuclear war? Don't care. Oh, now we are pirates? FFS. This makes me happy. Enjoy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI2c...
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Stormtrooper VLOG #23: Hoth for the Holidays – with TK‑42Greg
YouTube video by Artificial Cheese
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I started this evening listening to classic Blue Note Herbie Hancock albums. Somehow that led to "Pirate Metal" and now to this.... I am now very disturbed and quite fascinated. ... --- ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR_r...
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Earth - Clown Core
YouTube video by ClownC0re
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
A great neighborhood dive bar is one of my happy places. I live in SF, but work in Santa Cruz two nights/week. It’s always nice to me to feel welcomed at the Jury Room. Props to being a former serial killer bar. ;)
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I think it would be pretty funny if Putin "gifted" a couple of Project 636.3 (Improved Kilo-class) submarines to Venezuela along with some unacknowledged "training support". Because, deterrence and stuff.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Hi. Despite all of the nuclear war nonsense movies, I'm still not ready to post that content (though, coming soon!). I really just want to repost one of the most brilliant comedic skits that I've ever seen. If you haven't seen this, please give it a watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5q...
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Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off
YouTube video by ClarkeAndDawe
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I’m so happy for Zohran. Will he have challenges? Yes. Do I think he will do his best to do the right thing (for the majority of his constituents)? I do. Embrace hope. Dammit.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Fucking morons. Not the biggest fan of Newsom, but glad to see that he pushed back against these asshats. Deep down, I kinda hope that this was sabotage. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
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Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Well, I suppose it can't be any worse than Annie Jacobsen's POS book. At least they got the Black Book right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wpw...
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A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Still not up for posting nuclear war stuff right now. Starting to feel a bit better after losing our beloved cat last week. Watching this today definitely had me giggling like an idiot. Check it out. Trust me.
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Nativity Scene | Mr. Bean Official
YouTube video by Mr Bean
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It's been a hard two weeks. Our lovely tortie suddenly got sick with cancer and had to be put down today at home. This photo was from earlier today. She was a wonderful friend and we tried to make her last day as calm and happy as we could. The vet who assisted her was a true gift. I'm just so sad.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Lots going on right now. Just enjoy this and take a break. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4trB...
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Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince - Chappelle’s Show
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
If Trump pushes for drug cartels to be recognized as foreign terrorist organizations (FTOs) instead of transnational criminal organizations (FCOs), I don't think that it's going to end well for Trump, or the rest of his cabinet. I don't think the Secret Service has the resources to deal with this.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Odd, how South Park is covering Kristi Noem and her ICE hooligans more accurately than The New York Times.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Holy fuck nuts. Currently using ChatGPT 5.0 to check my civil engineering plan sets against the California Building Code/etc. It's amazingly good at checking specs and doing structural calculations. Thankfully the damn thing doesn't have a PE stamp (at least yet).
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Still not gonna post about nuclear war stuff today. Just finished watching "How to Train Your Dragon (2025)". Was this remake needed? Absolutely not. Did I like it? Hell yes. Gerald Butler did an amazing job, but in the end (for me), it was all about Toothless. More Toothless is good. That's all.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
As someone who used to (not currently) hold security clearances (kinda generic DOE Q, TS/SCI, non generic NC2-ESI, and a bunch of other shit), DO NOT GO TO CHINA. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/21/u...
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Chinese Officers Questioned U.S. Government Employee About His Army Service
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Sigh. I bought a watch... and then I bought another couple of watches... It's not an addiction... Yet. That being said, I came across this website today and as a former IC guy and a current watch addict (ok), there are some interesting articles which combine the two. www.watchesofespionage.com
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Watches Of Espionage
Former CIA Case Officer with a passion for timepieces. A watch community for like-minded people that believe in honoring our history and using our tools. In the world of espionage, time matters.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
If the Administration disregards this TRO, I believe we're on the path to civil war — and as a former IC member and DOD advisor, I'm prepared for that. This Administration has broken the social contract and may need to be removed by force. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/u...
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Judge Blocks Trump Administration Tactics in L.A. Immigration Raids
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Sigh. I really am not sure that I want to post this, but here we go. I'm a 9th-generation Texan from the Hill Country. These floods are nothing new (not denying climate change). I was there in 1987 (Google it). Anyone who builds in these floodplains is an idiot. This is not tragedy. It's stupidity.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I'm normally full of hate and criticism, but... I watched KPop Demon Hunters last night on Netflix and thought it was wonderful. Amazing songs and snarky as fuck. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzCA...
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KPop Demon Hunters | Official Trailer | Netflix
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Hi. I'm an environmental engineer and I support this message.
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California Rolls Back Its Landmark Environmental Law
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I’m not gonna say, “Happy Pride”. Instead I’m gonna say, “Celebrate, but circle the wagons, check your weapons, and be ready to fight”. Do not give up a fucking inch to these fucking asshats.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Hegseth is a fucking idiot, but that those were some pretty responsible comments from Gen. Caine. Good of him to give kudos to the Defense Threat Reduction Agency (DTRA) for there ongoing work. Does anyone out there know if the DTRA HTRAC or the DIA UFAC are still operational?
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General Caine Faces His First Big Test Under Trump
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Regime Change is like Charity. (It should begin at home!)
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Speaking of pointless wars, I'm in the process of having the third car this week towed for blocking my driveway (probably 20+ for the year so far). I do not gather any pleasure from this. WTF is wrong with people?
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Any reporting from the White House or DOD that reports, "Severe Damage" from the MOP strikes is making shit up. "Severe Damage" is a nuclear damage term. The only way to know what happened from a conventional attack is ground truth. The ground truth from Iraq was not pretty. Not at all.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Well, shit. That was a dumb thing to do. FYI, I worked those targets back when I was advising JWS-4 (Physical Vulnerability) at the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA). I would be very surprised if any of the MOPs was able to do anything other than a brief functional defeat on any of the sites. Dumb.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Sometimes in life you just need to stop and yell in a basket on the sidewalk. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a longhaired tabby kitten sitting inside an overturned basket that is lying on a sidewalk in the sun. The kitten is meowing.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️>>>DeSantis(💩)
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
RIP George Wendt. I fondly remember watching Cheers growing up as a teenager. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXED...
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Cheers | Every Time Norm Peterson Enters the Bar
YouTube video by Peacock
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
$25bn and "operational by the end of his time in office"? I'm going to go with $2,000bn and "still hasn't reached IOC in 2040". Missile defense is hard.
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Trump unveils plans for 'Golden Dome' missile defence system
An initial sum of $25bn (£18.7bn) has been earmarked in a new budget bill, although the final cost is expected to be much higher.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Please go watch "A Nice Indian Boy". It's one of the best romcons that I've seen in a long time and Karan Soni (Dupinder from Deadpool) and Jonathan Groff (spitting King George III from Hamilton). It's glorious. Thanks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkby...
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A NICE INDIAN BOY | OFFICIAL TRAILER (HD)
YouTube video by Wayfarer Studios
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Asking for a friend. Is there a legal process to start a revolution? Thanks. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Trump orders reopening of notorious Alcatraz prison
President Trump says the famous island prison off San Francisco is to be reopened to house "ruthless and violent" offenders.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Got home from my second PT session after rotator cuff repair surgery and Ruyi (如意) let's me know who's boss. Had a good nap. The process is brutal.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
It's my birthday and while waiting for our guests to arrive, I sat down at the laptop (while drinking a cocktail) and typed into Google, "Am I old at 59?". The response? No, 59 is not typically considered old. The United Nations, for example, considers old age to be 60 years or older. Oh well.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
"polite wild deer" nara, japan kodak portra 400 fujifilm gf670 professional
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
really tasty stinky tofu tonghua street night market da'an district taipei, taiwan kodak portra 400 fujifilm gf 670 professional
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I appreciate that Jeffrey Goldberg did not sit on this news for a book that he writes two years from now
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I'm currently recovering from rotator cuff repair surgery and cannot drive, ride my motorcycle (duh), or return to work for another 3 to 4 months... So here's a nice photo of my lovely GF shot with Kodak Portra 400 and a Fujifilm GF670 Pro medium format camera in a local redwood grove. Cheers.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
This made me laugh. I'm 58, my kids are in their 30's and my favorite playlists on Spotify are: Slayer, Run the Jewels, Gojira, NOFX, and Taylor Swift.
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David Teter @dtc94133.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Oh for fucks sake. Really?
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Musk Set to Get Access to Top-Secret U.S. Plan for Potential War With China
Giving Elon Musk access to some of the nation’s most closely guarded military secrets is a major expansion of his role as an adviser to President Trump and highlights his conflicts of interest.
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