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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦

@drsimonwyatt.bsky.social
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He/Him. Liverpool fan. Naturalised Londoner. Cat, coffee & computer connoisseur. Likes sloth gifs.

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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 20h
Nothing is more satisfying than when having integrity returns surprising rewards Currently navigating some minor internet drama elsewhere but it's so beautiful when honesty and accountability win the battle
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very successful morning of DIY Put together an IKEA bookcase, and fixed these two shoeracks to the wall; not perfect, but easy to do when I have the right masonry drill. You can see just how wonky houses are.
Two shoe cabinets fit into a hallway alcoveShoe cabinets, in profile, showing how the wall is not true and leaves a gap behind the straight edge.
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday at the end of a week where I've been unwell and at least I'm starting to regenerate my humanity in time for a weekend rest
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CarmenFFLV @carmenfflv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He went to ikea
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really love it when "everything is broken day" at work coincides with "you are sick now lol"
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I will lay out the options and see if we can find consensus around one" 👀
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Dr Rebecca Tyson @tyguson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1. #MedievalSky, grab a lifejacket and a seasickness bag, we’re casting off on a thread about the Norman invasion fleet in 1066! 960 years ago, the Normans landed at Pevensey and established a base at the Roman shore fort which was already succumbing to erosion from the sea on its south side. 1/20
Photograph of Pevensey Castle with an information board in the foreground showing an artists impression of how the view may have looked in 1066 when the sea came almost up to the walls.
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Turold feels like a Norman meme, "top 10 most dangerous wubbubs" energy
The diminutive "Tvrold" on the Bayeux tapestry
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not saying the BBC News has lost focus but they currently have a live stream of the UK's biggest vegtable competition on their front page.
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CarmenFFLV @carmenfflv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like Maelorn/Corvus and Tesy/Strophie would make a deal and fake it a little to get the money.
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just can't be sad or angry in the presence of this creature
My cat kneads my duvet, showing he feels safe and relaxedMy cat is flopped down on the landing, staring right into the camera
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love taking "bad" pictures of my cat. He's ordinary, chaotic, alive, and loved
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The most annoying part of being a coffee snob is realising your kettle boils too hot, and that's actually important
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The Nag's Head Reading @nagsheadreading.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👀 New things are coming out of the Nags kitchen… We’re giving our food offering a little glow-up - proper pub grub, made here, made with love and designed to go beautifully with a pint. 🍺 Starting with these Spenwood cheesy home fries. 🍟
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We will remember them.
A map of the world, labelling all the countries whose citizens fought for the RAF during the Battle of Britain in 1940
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nothing worse than the feeling of a trapped eyelash and nothing sweeter than the relief of getting it out
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My Boss had their flight home from Sicily cancelled by Mt Etna. Oh no, what a shame
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good grief the 2020 leadership election had some weak candidates didn't it. No wonder MPs thought they needed to parachute Burnham in
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fetching the world's tiniest violin. Couldn't happen to a nicer oil dictatorship
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Very dishonest for a Labour MP to criticise foreign-language campaign material. Very silly for the Greens to not check their constituency profile.
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today is a massive commemoration in the Wyatt household. It's the second anniversary of legally adopting the lad
A cat sits indoors on a dry, clean floor, longing for the freedom and filth of the outdoors from which he was rescued
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Tom Wilson @feedthedrummer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This does suggest Britain is a) very good at integration b) actively attracts the world's smart and ambitious people who want to get on and do well for themselves Both of these are very good, competitive qualities to have and should be celebrated.
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mood
static.klipy.com
Shinji Ikari and Club Penguin Dance
Alt: Shinji Ikari and Club Penguin Dance
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A rare moment of national pride, and indeed unity
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Conor Sewell @ccsewell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Burnham committing to saving Jodrell Bank is fantastic news. The economic and scientific case is inarguable. There is also tremendous social value to maintaining such an important site.
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is an absolutely bizarre story but as Jim says, highlights serious flaws in the procedure.
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey little UK how's it going Yeah
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Alice Lilly @aliceolilly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Count Binface, presumably:
Ben Affleck Going Through It
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Absolutely cracking bank holiday Monday. Clearing out my childhood bedroom, chunking out lots of rubbish and finding books I'll never read again.
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 27/08/2026
Loads of bollocks in here some you might want to read (No I don’t have time To social things properly) www.londoncentric.media/p/prince-cha...
londoncentric.media
Prince Charles Cinema closure threat returns
Plus: Restaurants charging diners to pay the bill • Bring back the Woking 925 • Forest bike crime spree • TfL weight-loss advert loophole
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy Birthday to Hartley "Fluffy Othello" Wyatt, who turns 11 today!
A very fluffy feline birthday boy spreads out on the carpet
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Donations for books for children in lieu of flowers is perfect.
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Awful
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teaz917 @teaz917.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Awake in some field
Dawn over a campsite
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 17/08/2026
Bet you didn't imagine the Well Actually Humorless Killjoy would be one of the first Bluesky jobs lost to A.I.
lan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com • 14h
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them
"this is enough for another whole cat"
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Veratify @veratify.bsky.social
V found this claim is false. This is a well-known internet joke; there are no laws in any jurisdiction requiring pet owners to show cats their shed hair or say this phrase.
Real-time fact-checks on your feed:
https://veratify.ai
Errors or comments: info@veratify.ai
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CarmenFFLV @carmenfflv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Are u ok
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just lodged a complaint about this. www.bbc.co.uk/contact/comp...
bbc.co.uk
Make A Complaint | Contact the BBC
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Arday affair is disastrous and only made worse by how clearly avoidable it was. An absolute and total failure of any sort of ethical behaviour at every stage of the proceedings, entirely based around massaging the egos of senior figures at the university.
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 14/08/2026
COUNTERPOINT: People who are happy about their election result don't go into hiding.
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Ed Hawkins @edhawkins.org · 13/08/2026
A temperature above 37°C has only been recorded on nine days in the UK since records began – three of those occasions have now been in 2026, including today. Reading University has recorded its warmest August day on record (since 1908), and second warmest day overall.
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New Years Revolution ✊ @tekweenie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Someone posted this a while back and a version of it is now on my fridge. I see it first thing in the morning. This is how you approach life. We’re all temporary here. You only get the one go. Make the absolute most of it!
Screenshot of several posts by the human Sadiepede 2, Mike Hamilton, RIV and Oliver Darkshire. They read:

the human sadiepede 2
thinking about the girl who brought me coffee from texas and joked that i would have to ration it out for special occasions. my friend, i do not save my good things. being alive is as special an occasion as it gets

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"being alive is as special an occasion as it gets" fundamentally altered my brain

Oliver Darkshire • 12h
ten years as an antiquarian, hearing nothing but "my relative kept these untouched in a box their whole life but they died, and I don't want this stuff" has radicalized me. annotate the books. use the china. wear the clothes until they wear out. your life should not be a museum
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Extremely chatty boy today. Not loving the heat?
The cat's maw widens as he YELLS
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Remembering that one colleague who always did a good job, never fobbed off tech debt onto someone else and still got "restructured".
David from Cyberpunk Edgerunners dissociates with grief in the passenger seat of a car, after the death of a mentor
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Chris Curtis MP @chriscurtis94.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Looked this up for the first time, having never really thought about it before. Turns out the solar eclipse happens, almost perfectly, because of a complete cosmic coincidence.
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Made a pinhole camera obscura for the eclipse!
A box with a hole on one side, made with a ball point pen, taped shut. A rectangle is cut at the other side of the same face, so a viewer can view light coming in through the pinhole, projected into the boxThe sun is visible through the hole. It looks mich better in person than on a phone camera
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Simon Wyatt 🇺🇦 @drsimonwyatt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's the 25th anniversary of FFX and I am going to make this my special interest broadcast to my gaming folks this year
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