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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 17h
everyone with money and power is constantly like, ”here at the beautiful Miami Beach headquarters of Cassiopeia A.I., flood risk just isn’t something we worry about and, yes, you can put that in the newspaper.”
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The tortuous, botched execution of Christa Pike is truly horrifying. And while it feels unique in some ways, in reality it is also only the latest in a history of botched executions going back years — YEARS — in numerous states. Please know: this is the reality of the death penalty in this country.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the Shakira Austin quiet quitting series.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love to see Lauren Betts dribbling. It’s a sign things are going great for the Mystics offense.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you are sad about the Lynx, just go get a good cry out while listening to Cheryl Reeve‘s wife’s folk album.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
very funny to see this from the U.S., where players routinely get praised *on the broadcast* for tax avoidance.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sick of Sophie Cunningham trying to steal redneck valor!!! she may be illiterate, but she is from a college town!
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@ Indiana Fever
Text Message
Monday 1:39 PM
team defense tonite
iMessage
Yesterday 3:11 PM
team
defense tonight queen??
Today 12:44 PM
team defense tonite 👀
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I only have a few hours left to accuse DeWanna Bonner of being washed before she hits some devastating shot against my team.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nia Brodi3 is that anything?
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
watchin soccer
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
Netanyahu showing off a pager during his speech at the UN
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This ruined my day. I’ve been listening to Ryan call finals games since he had hair, and he’s one of the absolute best at it. And just for clarification, turns out the finals are on a *mix* of NBC and USA in the U.S.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is a dangerous lie!!!! #MYSrespect
Transcript stating “the game came down to the very end” about game 5 of the 2019 WNBA finals
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you won’t have as many of these problems if you and all your close friends could only, and only possibly, come up with $7,000 *collectively*.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If management tells you not to bring a union rep, bring two.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
every day we stray further from god’s light
a Regal cinemas ad shows a green insulated organ transplant bag with a deep red plastic heart in it, and the bag is full of popcorn, bulging out over the top of the bag and surrounding the heart. The ad text, which reveals it doesn’t even come with the heart but is literally just a lunch bag serving as a novelty popcorn bag (I guess you’re just supposed to raw dog the bag and put the popcorn straight into the presumably disgusting vinyl liner?), reads:

RESIDENT EVIL
EXCLUSIVELY IN THEATRES SEPTEMBER 18
ORGAN TRANSPLANT
POPCORN BAG
COMES WITH A LARGE POPCORN
(HEART NOT INCLUDED)
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yet the STEMlords really think they’re winning math in the civil war.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
clocking in the Ballon d’Or factory and rolling my map out onto the table
a world map I have crudley colored over to leave only the Europe part of Eurasia intact while the Americas and Africa have been reduced to a few countries.
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can’t believe Paul Schrader turned out to be a weird crank whose increasingly extreme views are isolating him from society
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Leicy is so important to DC looking comfortable.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rebeca Bernal please come back immediately
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you're telling me you have to raise your children to love the book that was the most important book in the world in 2006 and I agree, you should read Against the Day with your children
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
truly amazing to live in the country where the OSHA fine BP got hit with after killing 15 of its workers and maiming 170 is substantially less than the what the NBA is fining the Los Angeles Clippers for violating the salary cap.
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Jason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
lol
A screencap from Fotmob on Paige Metayer's goal vs. Bay FC. It reads as follows:

Shot type: Other body parts
Situation: Regular play
Result: Goal
xG: 0.91
xGOT: 0.99
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
and shoutout to Mahzh Forsberg
“For the better, right?” panel meme

WNBA commentators: “I don't know how any of the rules work.”
“Because you spent all your time learning the players' names, right?”

. . . 
“Right?”
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Courtney Williams’s importance to the Lynx offense is pretty clear, but it got a lot clearer in her absence. sheesh!
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stewie’s divine punishment for this shit is to be eternally burdened by carrying around a trans pride flag pin the size of a rim she could reliably hit a three on.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 25/08/2026
Hey Stewie it's your assistant, yeah I got that trans pride pin you asked for. Yeah, I made sure it's fucking microscopic.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
you can tell a teacher knows next to nothing about what LLMs are when their policy on them is entirely motivated by how they’ve been told LLMs are magic that helps people cheat on tests.
The professor encouraged students to use ChatGPT as a study partner, Cruz told SFGATE, that could explain a difficult equation and walk them through a problem. When the time came for exams, though, students were asked to put their laptops away and pick up their pencils. For Cruz, who's studying computer science and fears the technology could potentially take a future job, it was startling to hear a professor endorse Al as part of the learning process.Josue Cruz, an incoming junior at San Francisco State University, knew something had changed when his linear algebra professor urged the class to use artificial intelligence — not to cheat by using a chatbot to do their homework but to ask it questions about their assignments.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
DeWanna Bonner, can I interest you in 1,436,639 dollars and a gorgeous view of the banks of the Anacostia.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Enes Kanter the federal asset?
The New York financier?
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I could not possibly give less of a shit about how these guys feel, what they think, or how much fun they're having at their nice hotels. Get out bitch.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
it’s coming home.
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David DeWitt @daviddewitt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Haitians living in Springfield, Ohio are being required to wear ankle monitors and turn their passports over to United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/08/14/h...
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Haitians in Springfield are required to report to Ohio's ICE offices and wear ankle monitors • Ohio Capital Journal
Haitians living in Springfield, Ohio are being required to wear ankle monitors and turn their passports over to United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An ICE agent directed Emilio, a Venezuelan Deaf man, to get onto a bus. He asked for an interpreter and didn’t get one. When he saw a Mexican flag, he realized he was being deported to Mexico, sans passport. My latest for @motherjones.com. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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How Trump’s deportation machine deprives Deaf people of their humanity
An extra layer of cruelty is added by limiting communication access for Deaf people.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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MRSPOURS @mrspours.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
2026 MN State Fair Crop Art entry. "The Spectacle"
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
me: I wonder if Brittney Sykes will be moving cautiously coming back from such a long time out with an injury. Brittney Sykes:
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
they should never have named a major professional sports league We’re Not Beating the Allegations.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
almost everyone lives at home????
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 17/08/2026
Celebrations erupted in Cameroon after the nation won its first Women's Africa Cup of Nations title, beating Malawi 3–0 in the final.
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Root Beer Baron @rootbeerbaron.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It makes perfect sense that one of the most AI-vulnerable jobs is liar for hire
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
New: An "expert witness" in a $61 million lawsuit over an industrial explosion that killed three people and destroyed 200 homes used ChatGPT to write his report for the court. He prompted ChatGPT to "show how 3M is 0% at fault for the explosion at Watson Grinding" www.404media.co/show-how-3m-...
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the Atlanta Dream continue to pay for the sin of having the ugliest court in all of basketball.
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el @dropthatphone.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
with that being said, I’m announcing my conversion to fourth-century Manichaeism.
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