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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Wade is watching the KC Current with his momma. Diamond is making heart eyes at her daddy. A typical woso night in the Murderbritches household. #woso

Two pit mixes lying on a loveseat. Foreground: large black & white pittie is looking ahead (off screen) Back: slightly smaller yellow & white pittie has her head propped on the arm so she can look at the man sitting at the edge of the photo

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Phuoc Nguyen (Fook Win) ✍️ @phuocerman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

NEWS | PTFC to honor USWNT Legend Tobin Heath at Providence Park on August 22 vs Denver Summit FC #BAONPDX #NWSL The Portland Thorns Legend will sign a one-day contract to officially retire as a member of the club. stumptown-footy.ghost.io/uswnt-and-po...

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Portland Thorns and USWNT legend Tobin Heath to be honored on August 22 at Providence Park

The USWNT legend Tobin Heath is set to be honored by the Portland Thorns before the Denver Summit match on August 22.

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 24/07/2026

Because our mommas told us the stories.

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the way dudes gaslight

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What kind of propaganda do you have to be fed to believe that a woman's highest calling - raising her own children - is worth less than some corporate job?

Why are women farming out raising their children to some stranger so that she can do less

valuable work? Our families, communities, churches, and countries depend on the next generation.

But we have decided a woman paying taxes is more valuable than her raising our most precious resource- children.

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The "propaganda" was literally our mothers and grandmothers pulling us aside telling us, "Make sure you always have your own money so you never get trapped."

That's not propaganda, that's called generational truth.

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Where I can apply to be Croix Bethune's auntie? I want to take her out for lunches and tell her how proud I am of her while she tells me about the things that excite or scare her. @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social #KCBaby #woso

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Elliott Lusztig @elliottlusztig.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Americans should remember: Trump tried to intervene in the 2019 World Cup too; he picked a fight with the team on the eve of the tournament. The reason it didn't work is because Megan Rapinoe accepted his challenge and threw it back in his face. She would go on to score the winner in the final.

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Elliott Lusztig @elliottlusztig.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I know most Americans don't care about soccer, but Trump's corrupt intervention is the single worst thing that has ever happened to the sport of soccer in this country. It cast moral disgrace over the whole team, and motivated all of Europe to celebrate Belgium's revenge. For what, Donald?

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Elon Musk’s entire business plan for SpaceX, in a gif:

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Tim Curry Says SPACE!

Alt: Tim Curry Says SPACE!

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I am still wound up after last night's match.

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Lorena showing why she was NWSL goal keeper of the year in 2025. I hope her shoulder isn't too badly hurt .

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Diamond clearly lived tethered outside for the first year of her life before being dumped with 6 puppies. She is terrified of storms. As if the scarring from an embedded collar wasn't enough to make me homicidal, this added fact trips my rage every time it thunders. 🤬 She's an inside dog now.

Yellow & white pit mix wearing a ThunderShirt® & lying partially on a rainbow paw print blanket. She looks relaxed with her front legs crossed.

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

My carpet cleaner hasn't seen any action since Friday afternoon. 🤜🪵 that I will be able to focus on grading for the next 8 days. Then I can work on the habits my physician & I discussed changing and start my new medication. Yup. Everything is okay.

Syllabus week vs finals week
Image on left is Tina Belcher saying "I'm a strong, smart, sensual woman."
Image on the right is Tina wearing the most unconvincing smile, while Bob <not shown> says, "Let's see you 'everything is okay' face."

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

It has been an absolute cesspool of a semester. Not because of the students, though. The geopolitical & domestic shit storms are bad. Troubles with both sets of aging parents. Issues with my physical health. My mental health is shit. And then my father-in-law passed away last week. 1/2

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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 16/04/2026

“filth” is an absolute face-spitter of a word

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I was contemplating going to bed at a reasonable hour, then this lineup dropped. Junior with the Captain's armband? Yeah. I'm watching at least the first half. #USWNT #woso

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I HAVE A TICKET!! I get to watch Olympic Women's Soccer!! #woso #LA28

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Fingers crossed that a ticket to the group stage of women's soccer in St. Louis for LA28 is in the cards. Some other fans & I entered the drawing for ticket-buying windows. We all ended up with slots, but V's opens in 30 minutes.

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 08/04/2026

Imagine if they felt entitled to your money and will resort to violence if you don't play nice.

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 08/04/2026

And the same dudes will wonder, "Why aren't women interested?"

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If a woman can't be corrected she cannot be lead by a man

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Ladies, hear that? Be

ungovernable and you don't have to deal with chumps like this

dude.

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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

if a team releases a kit less than 24 hours before your birthday, they should give you a kit for free.

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

March is almost upon us! ... The Iditarod NWSL season begins MRRL annual used book sale March Mammal Madness My birthday Vernal equinox Midwest Sociological Society annual meeting (aka bestie mini vacay) .... and I think there's some basketball tournament that Mr. Dr. Murderbritches watches.

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a penguin wearing sunglasses and a headband with the words let 's march into a good march below it

ALT: a penguin wearing sunglasses and a headband with the words let 's march into a good march below it

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 23/02/2026

"unfortunately we have to invite the women too” And the way there are dudes shrugging their shoulders "it's just a joke, it's not that deep". The fact misogyny is so casual is exactly why women are pissed.

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 22/02/2026

He's so close..

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Ladies if you're always walking around with earphones or headphones on whether jogging or at the mall don't be surprised if no one approaches you. Most guys won't ask you to take them off just to start a conversation.

Sometimes you might be blocking more than just the noise

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Your last saved pic of a celebrity or notable person is your therapist.

Pedro Pascal as Overprotective Mom, looking askance at the white woman her son is dating.

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I know that once I get to work, I will be happy to be there. But right now, I just want to sit on the loveseat with Miss Georgie, sip tea, read my book, & listen to the rain

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

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Kris MC @3leggedcat70.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I don't wanna work, but to be honest I'm not that crazy about banging on the drum all day either.

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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 11/02/2026

This ice “fish-fluencer” wants ICE to get out of Minnesota. Nate Pischke has turned his indignation and outrage about the largest deployment of masked and armed ICE agents in US history into a call for hunters and fishermen to speak out. "Nobody wants these ding dongs in our fucking city."

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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

We drawing stoats

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

The respect! I had literally just said Ricky danced so Bad Bunny could run and look who is here!

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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

If this halftime show doesn’t make Stephen miller wade into the sea

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I don’t think he code switched once, for real. Respect. 🫡

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

That critique of the government extracting resources from PR. The power poles.

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ACLU @aclu.org · 09/02/2026

We're with Bad Bunny: We'll never stop demanding better for our communities.

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 08/02/2026

If a brown singer at a halftime show offends you enough to protest but white men raping young girls doesn’t, then it isn’t family values you defend it’s white supremacy and sexual abuse.

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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 09/02/2026

Bad Bunny: God bless America, *all* the Americas. Damn that is going to make MAGA maaaaaaaddddddd.

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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

They stood no chance; the man is impossibly photogenic.

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

QOTD: You look like you reverse shat yourself.

A pair of light sweats with mud all over the front crotch.

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I had my annual physical this morning. I always go in with a list of non-emergency issues. (I actually write them down.) I feel pretty good for "a woman of a certain age," but the list of tests & referrals that came from the appointment have me questioning that self-assessment.

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Last-night me remembered to set up the coffee maker before bed, but she 1) pushed "brew" instead of "auto" & 2) didn't notice the aroma of coffee brewing. I need a higher quality of coffee, a new nose, or more sleep.

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a cartoon character from bob 's burgers has spots on her face and says " in this economy "

ALT: a cartoon character from bob 's burgers has spots on her face and says " in this economy "

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I just want to sit around reading books & eating cookies.

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Miss Diamond is happy to spend the rest of this snowy day in her jammies & on the loveseat.

A yellow & white pitbull wearing teal pajamas with monkeys on them sleeping on a loveseat. A copy of McAlister's "An Academic Affair" is in the foreground.

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

After I dropped the pitties at daycare, I took Miss Georgie for a walk. She says the temperature (2° F) is perfect, but she needs more snow.

A small red & white dog wearing a black, white, & pink coat. She is looking at the photographer with a face that clearly telegraphs, "You said there'd be snow. Where's my fucking snow?!"

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