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@wellactuary.bsky.social
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Sports shouter. Heckler of fascists. Serial shitposter. Scary wife. IVF mom. Actually an actuary ™️ she/her

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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 17h
2 is absolutely not ready to give up his nap yet but he has started stalling naps and bedtime by having what we refer to as talk shows with his stuffies in his crib and it's the cutest damn thing (except shit, kid, go to sleep, please)
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 21h
The worst people you know are going to react predictably to this and they will absolutely ignore the important context that female workforce participation is still well below pre-covid levels and some of this is the return to normal.
Line graph from FRED. Workforce participation rate for women rose in the late 2010s then dropped sharply in early 2020 due to pandemic related unemployment. The recovery has been uneven with participation nearing pre-pandemic levels in early 2024 and then falling again.
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is getting the kid glove treatment a little bit because it's an entertainment venue, but if the president can unilaterally shutter government entities we're an authoritarian state. Full stop.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 21h
Least surprising development of the day is that @actioncookbook.com readers appear to be abnormally likely to have seen Old Crow Medicine Show
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: maybe I don't need to go back on adhd medication Also me: it's been ready since Tuesday afternoon and I haven't picked it up yet
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep getting emails inviting me to FabricCon and imagine my disappointment to discover that it's some Microsoft nonsense
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Teal Tuesday drop is a signed Alana Cook kit: she back, baby? 👀
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm trying to be more intentional about this because for years I've mostly read ebooks but my kids don't register a Kindle (and certainly not a Kindle app) as reading in the same way as they do a physical book
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This grocery store does not have enough cashiers on. Lines are stretched back into the aisles and some dumb bitch with a purse dog just cut the line. I'm here with my 2.5 year old and my 3 month old. Which one of us loses it and bursts into tears first?
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ravens/Cowboys in Rio is really a prime example of "they're not sending their best people" but I like to think that Brazilian soccer fans will appreciate the concept of Derrick Henry
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pretty sure the last time Alabama played a ranked, undefeated Mississippi State was a pretty pivotal part of my origin story with @banditref.bsky.social so I wanted Clanga to win this one for sentimental reasons
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DIXIELAND DELIGHT ON THE BROADCAST
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There have been several conversations on here this week that boil down to "I think people are lying about not being familiar with [pop culture thing]" and I'm not lying I just have very small kids and a job and I miss most things, idk
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just saw the hit on Dante Moore and kind of need to be convinced that USC player shouldn't be arrested
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why run up the middle three times in a row when you can simply call the touchdown play
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey when does Miami's actual schedule start
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's alumni band weekend in Tuscaloosa and for the first time that string of words did not immediately repulse me, so I guess I'm growing up?
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Excellent camera work to find the douche in the 0:01 shirt during the review
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure why Martha Stewart in a glp1 commercial hits so oddly but here we are
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Editing interaction settings on my previous post, that's a dumb joke and I don't need strangers telling me I'm a bad mom
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sorry to my 3 month old, who is sitting in my lap and just finished pooping. She's gonna have to wait for 0s in Knoxville for a change.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I keep forgetting that Brock Vereen is one of the B1G studio guys. He was in my 3rd grade class and played football with my brother.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I went directly from coffee to beer this afternoon because it's gameday and I felt like it 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 26/09/2026
Texas guy peeing on the field with the World Cup PAUSA DE HIDRATACION overlaid on it
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was expecting more than +3 but I'll happily be wrong
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Breathtakingly stupid choice from Smith but a beautiful shot from Hopkins
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Welcome to my 2.5 year old's world, where all sausages are corn dogs and all pasta dishes are mac and cheese. Also chocolate milk only exists in restaurants.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rancid attempt at a PK there, this season is over
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People claim that the B1G is a serious conference but then let Illinois and Ohio State play for a trophy in September
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am not in the business of regularly handing it to the Vols but Rocky Top goes hard as hell
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HES NOT RUNNING FOR ANYTHING??!?!?!?? And the background music just says "love me" over and over?! What the fuck!?
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
More Sports Pope, please
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Even wilder that this is a woman whose entire abhorrent personality is based on her history as a victim of sexual violence?
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bad news: I had to go to the dentist again this morning Good news: I'm fully caught up after ten years of neglect Fun news: my dentist who is 31 told me that I'm "young looking " and without my chart she would think I was younger than her (I'm 35!)
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rooting for the faithfuls on this season of The Traitors because I can't forgive the traitors for murdering the hottest player on night 1.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kansas Republican scaremongering ads are worried about the California liberal agenda. Missouri Republican scaremongering ads are worried about New York liberal money. Weird.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Taylor is reeeeeeeally skinny again
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trey Smack is an excellent kicker name
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lololol Aaron Rodgers appears to be having the day he deserves
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching the first episode of NWSL: The Final Third because I thought I'd enjoy reminiscing about when we didn't suck but nope, I'm crying 🥲 I go back to work on Tuesday, I'm sure these things are unrelated.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today should be one of the approximately 3 Sundays that we actually get the Jaguars game (playing an AFC West team, Chefs play tonight) but our CBS affiliate is too cheap to pay for a late afternoon game 🫠
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My least favorite unavoidable toddler negotiation is "I don't care if you spit it out or swallow it but I'm not letting you get down from the table until there's no more food in your mouth." That or "the stairs are not a place for stopping."
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baby went to bed around 8:30. I stayed up watching sicko football until a little after midnight so I thought I'd try a dream feed. As you might be able to guess from this 1:33am post, it did not go well.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's a shame Ole Miss doesn't play Memphis this season, this is a real "make a coffee table book even though we ultimately lose to Memphis" start for the Rebels
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Bryan Grantham @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Inside you there are two wolves: god is good and hotty fucking toddy
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am snobby about marching bands playing O Fortuna in general, but I really feel like Auburn is one of the worst at it. Way too much trumpet.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Possibly an unpopular opinion - I miss the ticker on ESPN games. I liked having a passive monitoring system for weird scores I needed to flip to.
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