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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺

@drmurderbritches.bsky.social
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Come for the dogs, coffee & KC Current. Stay for the shit stirring. Sociologist. Feminist. Sort of queer. Trying my best to be anti-racist. she/her

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wade is watching the KC Current with his momma. Diamond is making heart eyes at her daddy. A typical woso night in the Murderbritches household. #woso
Two pit mixes lying on a loveseat. Foreground: large black & white pittie is looking ahead (off screen) Back: slightly smaller yellow & white pittie has her head propped on the arm so she can look at the man sitting at the edge of the photo
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Phuoc Nguyen (Fook Win) ✍️ @phuocerman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NEWS | PTFC to honor USWNT Legend Tobin Heath at Providence Park on August 22 vs Denver Summit FC #BAONPDX #NWSL The Portland Thorns Legend will sign a one-day contract to officially retire as a member of the club. stumptown-footy.ghost.io/uswnt-and-po...
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Portland Thorns and USWNT legend Tobin Heath to be honored on August 22 at Providence Park
The USWNT legend Tobin Heath is set to be honored by the Portland Thorns before the Denver Summit match on August 22.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 24/07/2026
Because our mommas told us the stories.
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the way dudes gaslight

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What kind of propaganda do you have to be fed to believe that a woman's highest calling - raising her own children - is worth less than some corporate job?

Why are women farming out raising their children to some stranger so that she can do less

valuable work? Our families, communities, churches, and countries depend on the next generation.

But we have decided a woman paying taxes is more valuable than her raising our most precious resource- children.3h

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The "propaganda" was literally our mothers and grandmothers pulling us aside telling us, "Make sure you always have your own money so you never get trapped."

That's not propaganda, that's called generational truth.

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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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حضن بو
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Where I can apply to be Croix Bethune's auntie? I want to take her out for lunches and tell her how proud I am of her while she tells me about the things that excite or scare her. @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social #KCBaby #woso
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Elon Musk’s entire business plan for SpaceX, in a gif:
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Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I am still wound up after last night's match.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
NINE! HA HA HA
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Sesame Street: The Count Laughs
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Lorena showing why she was NWSL goal keeper of the year in 2025. I hope her shoulder isn't too badly hurt .
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Queen!
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Taylor Swift Cheers with 'YAAAAS'
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I have trouble accepting that he is married to Eva Mendes and not to Bianca. It's sad those two couldn't make it work. I hope she got over him.
Family dinner with one couple (Paul Schneider & Emily Mortimer) looking as the man in the other couple (Ryan Gosling) cuts meat for his girlfriend, who is a mannequin.
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Mostly American Pitbull Terrier, but she's got a trace of Boxer.
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Diamond clearly lived tethered outside for the first year of her life before being dumped with 6 puppies. She is terrified of storms. As if the scarring from an embedded collar wasn't enough to make me homicidal, this added fact trips my rage every time it thunders. 🤬 She's an inside dog now.
Yellow & white pit mix wearing a ThunderShirt® & lying partially on a rainbow paw print blanket. She looks relaxed with her front legs crossed.
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Mine came in Monday!
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
She said wrong answers only!
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My carpet cleaner hasn't seen any action since Friday afternoon. 🤜🪵 that I will be able to focus on grading for the next 8 days. Then I can work on the habits my physician & I discussed changing and start my new medication. Yup. Everything is okay.
Syllabus week vs finals week
Image on left is Tina Belcher saying "I'm a strong, smart, sensual woman."
Image on the right is Tina wearing the most unconvincing smile, while Bob <not shown> says, "Let's see you 'everything is okay' face."
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
To top everything off, two of my three dogs have the trots. Diamond's was bad enough I took her to the vet. The cause of Georgie's is known... She raided a grocery bag & ate some people food. They are both getting better. It's just the shit cherry on top of the weekend. 2/2
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Malcolm: Wash Your Hands (Jurassic Park)
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It has been an absolute cesspool of a semester. Not because of the students, though. The geopolitical & domestic shit storms are bad. Troubles with both sets of aging parents. Issues with my physical health. My mental health is shit. And then my father-in-law passed away last week. 1/2
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
We should form a club.
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a woman sitting on a couch holding a cell phone with the words dude me too written below her
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Watching my parents, in-laws, & my friends' parents age has strengthened my conviction that Mr. Dr. Murderbritches & I were right to be childfree. I like to think I'd be more independent than our folks, but I like *knowing* I will never put someone through some of the shit they've put us through.
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
What it's like hanging out with me
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a woman in a pink dress is holding a wand and says it 's good to see me isn 't it ?
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 16/04/2026
“filth” is an absolute face-spitter of a word
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I was contemplating going to bed at a reasonable hour, then this lineup dropped. Junior with the Captain's armband? Yeah. I'm watching at least the first half. #USWNT #woso
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I HAVE A TICKET!! I get to watch Olympic Women's Soccer!! #woso #LA28
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
We're hoping that not knowing who's playing in which group stage yet will keep these initial sales low. We just want to watch elite women's soccer in person. We don't care which countries are assigned to the venue. #woso #LA28
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Fingers crossed that a ticket to the group stage of women's soccer in St. Louis for LA28 is in the cards. Some other fans & I entered the drawing for ticket-buying windows. We all ended up with slots, but V's opens in 30 minutes.
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hmmm ... I wonder why
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 08/04/2026
Imagine if they felt entitled to your money and will resort to violence if you don't play nice.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 08/04/2026
And the same dudes will wonder, "Why aren't women interested?"
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If a woman can't be corrected she cannot be lead by a man

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Ladies, hear that? Be

ungovernable and you don't have to deal with chumps like this

dude.
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Natick Bobcat @natickbobcat.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Come ON people! “Wolf takes bite out of Hamburger” was RIGHT THERE
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Wolf bites woman in a shopping area in Germany's 2nd-biggest city
Authorities say a wolf has bitten a woman in a Hamburg shopping area, in what experts call Germany’s first known wild wolf attack on a person since 1998.
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I really need to find a therapist.
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
if a team releases a kit less than 24 hours before your birthday, they should give you a kit for free.
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
March is almost upon us! ... The Iditarod NWSL season begins MRRL annual used book sale March Mammal Madness My birthday Vernal equinox Midwest Sociological Society annual meeting (aka bestie mini vacay) .... and I think there's some basketball tournament that Mr. Dr. Murderbritches watches.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 23/02/2026
"unfortunately we have to invite the women too” And the way there are dudes shrugging their shoulders "it's just a joke, it's not that deep". The fact misogyny is so casual is exactly why women are pissed.
Us women's hockey team 2026
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 22/02/2026
He's so close..
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Ladies if you're always walking around with earphones or headphones on whether jogging or at the mall don't be surprised if no one approaches you. Most guys won't ask you to take them off just to start a conversation.

Sometimes you might be blocking more than just the noise
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Your last saved pic of a celebrity or notable person is your therapist.
Pedro Pascal as Overprotective Mom, looking askance at the white woman her son is dating.
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I know that once I get to work, I will be happy to be there. But right now, I just want to sit on the loveseat with Miss Georgie, sip tea, read my book, & listen to the rain
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement
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Kris MC @3leggedcat70.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I don't wanna work, but to be honest I'm not that crazy about banging on the drum all day either.
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My spouse & I have keys to one another's cars for convenience. But neither of us ever drives the other's car when our own is available without a solid reason. Even then 1) we ask first, 2) we put the seat & mirror settings back, 3) we don't fuck with any other settings.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 11/02/2026
This ice “fish-fluencer” wants ICE to get out of Minnesota. Nate Pischke has turned his indignation and outrage about the largest deployment of masked and armed ICE agents in US history into a call for hunters and fishermen to speak out. "Nobody wants these ding dongs in our fucking city."
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Wait... We traded Junior away?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Holy crap! WE SIGNED BETHUNE!! #KCBaby #TealTown
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
We drawing stoats
Lots of ink pen doodles of stoats
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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺 @drmurderbritches.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Yes, we did. 😍😍😍😍😍
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The respect! I had literally just said Ricky danced so Bad Bunny could run and look who is here!
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If this halftime show doesn’t make Stephen miller wade into the sea
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