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Jean Genet Ramsey

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Queer francophone writer, cultural complainer, polyglot, loup-garou specialist. Ginger beard, Gimli build. Usually not covered in leeches. My favorite kaiju is Rodan.

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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 9h
“This is gonna taste like a person who’s been missing for at least five years.” Commentary on hell-forged cooking videos is sometimes the only light in these dark times for me.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026
JCO is defending furries fyi
Joyce Carol Oates O @Joyce CarolOates
trying to think how an illegal immigrant- radical Islamic person in a bunny suit could be a threat to national security.
Coach Tommy Tuberville * ml @SenTuber... • 1d
Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots.
Lord help us.
11:14 AM • 9/27/26 • 5.1K ViewsJoyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates
person in a bunny suit is a "threat to workers paycheck." how, exactly?
fa Dr. Masked Defender @MaskedDefender-6h They are a threat to workers paycheck. Not your though rich lady. So you dont care.
3:54 PM • 9/27/26 • 3.3K ViewsJoyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates
Mr. Mask, you are confused. the only creatures in bunny suits threatening field workers would be actual bunnies. to charge actual bunnies with wearing "bunny suits" is redundant.
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LOL. You all think field workers and meat plant workers and hotel maids are OVERPAID in America and we should bring in 50 million migrants to lower their wages. Shame on you.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let them drink AI-GENERATED cocktails. Nothing for them to drink but whatever godless mixture the agent comes up with. No substitutions.
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Stephen R Bissette @stephenrbissette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A little Arcane portrait, to start the day...
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nobody does it better.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Genius marketing decisions in evidence here.
A DVD compilation of PRACTICAL MAGIC, THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK, and two versions of THE WITCHES—four films kids are sure to enjoy with Mom and Dad this Halloween!
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I haven't stopped thinking about this scene since I posted about Rachel Roberts the other day. Also: that sounds an awful lot like the music when Dolly Parton made Dabney Coleman swing from the ceiling in bondage gear. Colin Higgins had a leitmotif. youtu.be/NUOHytaoxMM?...
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Foul Play- 1979-
YouTube video by megahappy2beme
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is obviously grave, terrible, foreboding, all of the bad things... but "feasting on hot El Niño water" is some tasty sequence of words.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post a blonde
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Bonjour Paul Williams
Alt: Paul Williams as Swan in THE PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE.
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good god. The sheer power.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every gay is born with a diva. Who’s your diva?
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Morticia Addams Looks Shocked
Alt: Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams, looking shocked.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"'Mother, she's just a stranger!' As if men don't desire strangers! Oh, I refuse to speak of disgusting things because they DISGUST me! Go on, go tell her she won't be feeding her ugly appetites with MY food, or my SON! Or do I have to tell her because you don't have the GUTS?"
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do I smell a challenge? I do believe I smell a challenge...
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In other subtle book news—I'm reading E.M. Forster these days, and I feel like something good has been kept from me for a long time.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/uwAOc4g3K-g?...
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Monty Python - Summarize Proust Competition Uncensored
YouTube video by RPMXLII
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Someone at a site I should know better than to read just asked for “a book that is not subtle” by Nabokov, and I think I found someone for whom Nabokov is not the right author to read. That being said, those unsubtle Nabokov books are next to the Faulkner novels that “aren’t so goddamn Southern.”
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RS with your home river. This is the Chester River, flowing past the historic homes on Water Street in Chestertown, MD. A bit inland is Washington College, where I got my BA. A bit to the left is the boathouse where I once played Caliban in an outdoor Tempest. Downstream, on Kent Island, I grew up.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thinking about an underground pansexual Arrakis-themed boîte de nuit called The Spice Rack.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Last 4 characters saved on you phone are your DnD party. Oh, the MESS we will make. (Dyan Cannon’s with us, the rest of those bitches on that yacht can beat cheeks)
James Mason, Raquel Welch, Joan Hackett, Ian McShane, Dyan Cannon, and Richard Benjamin in THE LAST OF SHEILA. Dyan could take the others with one hand tied.Kim Novak as Gillian Holroyd, with Pyewacket, in BELL, BOOK AND CANDLE.Who’s this? It’s HIM, and no villain served more C*NT while fighting the Powerpuff Girls than HIM.Robert Picardo as Eddie Quist in THE HOWLING. Never before or since has a murderous perverted werewolf smoldered like Eddie.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I like how this looks like a movie about three girls in their 20s who just don't get along but all have to live together after their grandmother leaves them her rambling mansion in her will, with Sarah McLachlan as their kooky aunt who's also the mayor.
Rolling Stone cover picturing Chappell Roan (in pale white porcelain doll makeup), leaning her head on Olivia Rodrigo's shoulder, with Doechii leaning over Olivia's other shoulder. Olivia has a daisy in her mouth. Sarah McLachlan is leaning over them like she's descending from orbit. Headline "How Daisy Chain Made History: Inside Olivia Rodrigo's fun-filled, fundraising festival"
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I believe I have been, as they say, read to filth. (I must point out that I am from the "mar" of Delmarva, not the "Del," but I did used to drive there for tax-free cigarettes before the Maryland cops started lying in wait for you at the state line on your way back)
This map says I am from Delaware. I am not. I am only from the part of Maryland that is irritatingly CLOSE to Delaware. They call the two-thirds of the state south of Newark "slower Delaware" for reasons, you know. And by Newark, I mean New-ARK. NEW-urk is in New Jersey. I'm not from there, either. But I'm especially not from Delaware.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We saw one of these in Atlanta traffic last month, and yes indeed, I HATED it. McDonald’s used to have styrofoam containers that color and sheen.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 02/09/2026
the Outsiders Arts Club is in the FT today!!!! www.ft.com/content/c1b6...
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I love to see Kay’s work in anything, especially STAGE FRIGHT. But I have a soft spot for Kay in horns and robe, leading a Black Mass with a bunch of other character actors (don’t blink or you’ll miss Aunt Beru). youtu.be/8p9ZswK0GR0?...
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The Witches / Ceremony (Official Clip)
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cher had better be confined to a germ-free environment with onsite medical care and 24-hour armed security for the foreseeable future, is all I'm saying.
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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨?" "i added some bling." "𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘵." "so?" "𝘴𝘰... 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴." "shut up." "...𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘓𝘦𝘪𝘢'𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯, 𝘏𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘺." "i'm ignoring you." "𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩."
a white tree frog with two snails on its head that look like headphones. (tanto yensen/getty)
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
In honor of Black Cat Appreciation Day, here are three of my favorite photographs of my smoky little void, Jasper.
Jasper, sitting in judgment upon the High Scratchable Seat.Jasper, as a small child, consulting the Oracular Owl.Jasper, the Most Handsome, realizing his gift of second sight.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Disney+ released a list of essential projects to watch before AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY: Black Narcissus Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills Taxi zum Klo Céline and Julie Go Boating C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D. The Aristocats Farewell My Concubine It Came from Beneath the Sea Moonstruck
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
BREAKING: 400 LBS OF SPOILED MEAT REMOVED FROM AIR FORCE ONE BY BRAVE CATERING CREW
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
GIRL SNAKE CATCHER. she makes a snug little income by securing reptiles for traveling shows SHE JUST GRABS THEM (The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902)
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 02/08/2026
Michael Moorcock remains right about everything
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Carausius @carausius286.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Well, finally got to see TES THDPSSSSPS today and there were a lot less angry cats in it than the poster suggested.
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Your ol' pal Les McClaine @lesmcclaine.com · 01/08/2026
My most popular piece on blusky seems to be this, which, fair. It's pretty good
Darkwing Duck, Gosalyn, Launchpad, and Morgana stand in a circular stone room, with an open, empty coffin. Darkwing holds a mallet and a carrot. Dangermouse and Penfold stand by. There is a staircase rising above them, and Count Duckula is descending it, grinning. His shadow rises up on the wall in the shape of a bat.
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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 31/07/2026
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
Transparent bags of frozen clam chowder with black and white labels and an all-caps font not quite Eurostile but similar energy
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Album cover of Breakfast in America by Supertramp
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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The Gill Man Waving
ALT: The Gill Man Waving
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hi, SFF Apex, Bona Books, Agita Publishing, And all the others who have gotten tricked by AI, Let's have a nice talk.
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A Little Chat: Genre Fic in the Age of Slop | Dorian Dawes
There is a scene in Alan Moore and David Lloyd’s V For Vendetta that is very different from how it was adapted in the 2005 film. Our eponymo
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Susie M @wrathofgodherself.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What Flaubert said.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I forget whether you like prawns, but if you do, I hope you get plenty of them.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Wasn't online much yesterday, so I missed the annual tradition of seeking out super-attentive film bros who think Blow Out took place on July 4th, when Philadelphia is known for being so chilly everyone's out in winter coats and knit hats.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A Weirdgirl comic in four panels. The first two show her laying on the floor with her feet up on an armchair looking sad. the captions say:

Sometimes I get a little down.

Depressed, really.

The third panel shows her still on the floor and looking very sad but now there's a cat sitting and staring at her. Text reads: My cats always know just how to cheer me up.

The final panel has no text. It shows Weirdgirl looking very happy and excited. She is crammed into a retro spaceship with a bunch of cats that also look happy and they are in space and approaching a ringed planet.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Some days, out of nowhere, I remember Monarch from The Venture Bros. “Oh, look, a photograph of me making out with Stiv Bators and Lydia Lunch!”
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I thought my favorite genre of music, Hot Floppy-Haired Boy Slut Goth Fuckmusic, had gone out with 90s Trent Reznor. But no, I was wrong about that. youtu.be/d--6aBBQQpw?...
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Stevie Howie - hush (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Stevie Howie
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So this Great American State Fair couldn't even muster up the thrills and joy of a little old county fair in rural Maryland, where the Poison and Aerosmith still play, and when you ride the Octopus, you give your ticket to a rangy hillbilly boy named Gator who's also a prostitute.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Not so much a Triumphal Arch, more of a “We honor you, Queen Carlotta” Arch.
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Death Bede: The Bede That Eats @bedejermyn.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The Goosebumps Dog in the Criterion Closet.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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