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Jean Genet Ramsey

@drmaldoror.bsky.social
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Queer francophone writer, cultural complainer, polyglot, loup-garou specialist. Ginger beard, Gimli build. Usually not covered in leeches. My favorite kaiju is Rodan.

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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Drink your juice, Shelby!” —Erik to me when I’m hangry/insufficiently hydrated/haven’t taken my SSRIs in a timely manner
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is the guy who ran against the ACA, got elected, and then immediately threw a HUGE fit upon learning he’d have to wait until he was sworn in for his government health insurance to start.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Always fun to point out that since Texans are permitted by law to shoot dead any trespassers on their land, the Leatherface family is only breaking the law by a few inches.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My late-GenX ass is over here with Betty Finn and Martha Dumptruck.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cleveland Amory Brackets Mister Brackets has a theory about the Monty Python.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some pretty good mail today.
Newly released Library of America edition of three of Peter Straub’s Gothic horror novels—JULIA, IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW, and GHOST STORY.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Booths are not always a workable seating option for me, but my furniture is unstained and I haven’t lost a dropped potato chip in YEARS.
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Going to bed
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is gonna taste like a person who’s been missing for at least five years.” Commentary on hell-forged cooking videos is sometimes the only light in these dark times for me.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Keep carrying on like this in the kitchen, you'll burn yourself or cut something.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It does!
Janet Leigh, wondering who Hitchcock will hire to play this part. Mildred Natwick, maybe?
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026
JCO is defending furries fyi
Joyce Carol Oates O @Joyce CarolOates
trying to think how an illegal immigrant- radical Islamic person in a bunny suit could be a threat to national security.
Coach Tommy Tuberville * ml @SenTuber... • 1d
Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots.
Lord help us.
11:14 AM • 9/27/26 • 5.1K ViewsJoyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates
person in a bunny suit is a "threat to workers paycheck." how, exactly?
fa Dr. Masked Defender @MaskedDefender-6h They are a threat to workers paycheck. Not your though rich lady. So you dont care.
3:54 PM • 9/27/26 • 3.3K ViewsJoyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates
Mr. Mask, you are confused. the only creatures in bunny suits threatening field workers would be actual bunnies. to charge actual bunnies with wearing "bunny suits" is redundant.
Dr. Masked Defender @MaskedDefender • 2h
LOL. You all think field workers and meat plant workers and hotel maids are OVERPAID in America and we should bring in 50 million migrants to lower their wages. Shame on you.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love to see my favorite musical filmed with a roster of stars who, except for one, can only kinda sorta sing a little, maybe.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let them drink AI-GENERATED cocktails. Nothing for them to drink but whatever godless mixture the agent comes up with. No substitutions.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m picturing culottes and I apologize.
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Stephen R Bissette @stephenrbissette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A little Arcane portrait, to start the day...
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She’s so good at keeping my eggs from sticking to the pan, Morocco will be no problem.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nobody does it better.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Genius marketing decisions in evidence here.
A DVD compilation of PRACTICAL MAGIC, THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK, and two versions of THE WITCHES—four films kids are sure to enjoy with Mom and Dad this Halloween!
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I haven't stopped thinking about this scene since I posted about Rachel Roberts the other day. Also: that sounds an awful lot like the music when Dolly Parton made Dabney Coleman swing from the ceiling in bondage gear. Colin Higgins had a leitmotif. youtu.be/NUOHytaoxMM?...
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Foul Play- 1979-
YouTube video by megahappy2beme
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is obviously grave, terrible, foreboding, all of the bad things... but "feasting on hot El Niño water" is some tasty sequence of words.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looks like SVU, “The Third Guy,” but she was on all three Laws & Order around the same time. SVU is the only Law & Order progrum I watch.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Colleen Dewhurst in WHEN A STRANGER CALLS. The movie is (correctly) remembered for Carol Kane’s performance in the first 20 and last 20 minutes. Colleen gets a thankless role in the weak middle stretch. But she makes bleak, heart-breaking work of the space she has.
Colleen Dewhurst brushing up against Death (played by Tony Beckley) in WHEN A STRANGER CALLS.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have to submit birthday lady Rachel Roberts in FOUL PLAY, a wonderful actress who was not above getting Hong-Kong-Phooey’d into a piano by Burgess Meredith.
Rachel Roberts holding Goldie Hawn at gunpoint in FOUL PLAY.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Or should that be Laws & Order?
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We were all rightfully singing songs of praise about Dolly’s work in 9 to 5 when she passed, but may I submit her Consolidated coworker, Peggy Pope?
Margaret the office lush in 9 TO 5. “Atta girl.”Margaret the cleaned-up and recovering office lush in 9 TO 5.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post a blonde
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Bonjour Paul Williams
Alt: Paul Williams as Swan in THE PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE.
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good god. The sheer power.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every gay is born with a diva. Who’s your diva?
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Morticia Addams Looks Shocked
Alt: Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams, looking shocked.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"'Mother, she's just a stranger!' As if men don't desire strangers! Oh, I refuse to speak of disgusting things because they DISGUST me! Go on, go tell her she won't be feeding her ugly appetites with MY food, or my SON! Or do I have to tell her because you don't have the GUTS?"
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I saved my funds for Tears of the Kingdom and Resident Evil 9 like a grown-ass Georgia gay man oughta.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do I smell a challenge? I do believe I smell a challenge...
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm not sure how well that game is even doing. It's a $70 title that's been on sale for 90% off in the Nintendo shop for what feels like forever. And that bitch still hasn't gotten my seven bucks. I can get a trenta iced coffee for that.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Like they know anything about pronouncing words. As if.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In other subtle book news—I'm reading E.M. Forster these days, and I feel like something good has been kept from me for a long time.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/uwAOc4g3K-g?...
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Monty Python - Summarize Proust Competition Uncensored
YouTube video by RPMXLII
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Someone at a site I should know better than to read just asked for “a book that is not subtle” by Nabokov, and I think I found someone for whom Nabokov is not the right author to read. That being said, those unsubtle Nabokov books are next to the Faulkner novels that “aren’t so goddamn Southern.”
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RS with your home river. This is the Chester River, flowing past the historic homes on Water Street in Chestertown, MD. A bit inland is Washington College, where I got my BA. A bit to the left is the boathouse where I once played Caliban in an outdoor Tempest. Downstream, on Kent Island, I grew up.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thinking about an underground pansexual Arrakis-themed boîte de nuit called The Spice Rack.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Außen knackig, innen fluffig!” I’ll just BET…
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Last 4 characters saved on you phone are your DnD party. Oh, the MESS we will make. (Dyan Cannon’s with us, the rest of those bitches on that yacht can beat cheeks)
James Mason, Raquel Welch, Joan Hackett, Ian McShane, Dyan Cannon, and Richard Benjamin in THE LAST OF SHEILA. Dyan could take the others with one hand tied.Kim Novak as Gillian Holroyd, with Pyewacket, in BELL, BOOK AND CANDLE.Who’s this? It’s HIM, and no villain served more C*NT while fighting the Powerpuff Girls than HIM.Robert Picardo as Eddie Quist in THE HOWLING. Never before or since has a murderous perverted werewolf smoldered like Eddie.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I like how this looks like a movie about three girls in their 20s who just don't get along but all have to live together after their grandmother leaves them her rambling mansion in her will, with Sarah McLachlan as their kooky aunt who's also the mayor.
Rolling Stone cover picturing Chappell Roan (in pale white porcelain doll makeup), leaning her head on Olivia Rodrigo's shoulder, with Doechii leaning over Olivia's other shoulder. Olivia has a daisy in her mouth. Sarah McLachlan is leaning over them like she's descending from orbit. Headline "How Daisy Chain Made History: Inside Olivia Rodrigo's fun-filled, fundraising festival"
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I believe I have been, as they say, read to filth. (I must point out that I am from the "mar" of Delmarva, not the "Del," but I did used to drive there for tax-free cigarettes before the Maryland cops started lying in wait for you at the state line on your way back)
This map says I am from Delaware. I am not. I am only from the part of Maryland that is irritatingly CLOSE to Delaware. They call the two-thirds of the state south of Newark "slower Delaware" for reasons, you know. And by Newark, I mean New-ARK. NEW-urk is in New Jersey. I'm not from there, either. But I'm especially not from Delaware.
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We saw one of these in Atlanta traffic last month, and yes indeed, I HATED it. McDonald’s used to have styrofoam containers that color and sheen.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 02/09/2026
the Outsiders Arts Club is in the FT today!!!! www.ft.com/content/c1b6...
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Jean Genet Ramsey @drmaldoror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thelma Ritter was complaining to Jimmy Stewart about the wet heat in NYC back in ‘52 while he was spying on the neighbors.
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