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Dr Lauren M Robinson

@drlmrobinson.bsky.social
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Job hunting psychologist of monkeys, wolves, dogs and anything interesting and fundable. Incapable of reading anyone's mind including my own. I research animal personality, happiness, and cognition when paid to do so. Views my own unless they're wrong

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Rafael Marcondes @rafamarcondes.bsky.social · 14h
My dept is hiring 2 lecturers, one in cell/molec and the other in comp bio. 100% teaching, no tenure but generous intervals btwn renewals. Same position as me and I love my job!!! Very collegial dept w/ colleagues who take quality teaching v seriously barnard.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Facult...
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Lecturer of Biological Sciences
If you are a current Barnard College employee, please use the internal career site to apply for this position. Job: Lecturer of Biological Sciences Barnard is a premier liberal arts undergraduate coll...
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Kelly Dawe @corncolors.bsky.social · 18h
The UGA Genetics Department is hiring! Please help spread the word. We have an opening for an Associate Professor/Professor in Genetics, Synthetic Biology, and Biological Engineering. See ad for details – and join us here in Athens, GA!
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 18h
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 23h
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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Dr. Kat Napaaqtuk❄️ @napaaqtuk.bsky.social · 23h
Yesterday was Orange Shirt Day, in which we reflect on the Boarding schools that Native kids were forced to attend. That includes Alaska Native kids, some of which were sent as far away as Pennsylvania. archives.alaska.gov/education/bo... #OrangeShirtDay
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Boarding Schools | Alaska State Archives
Primary source materials focused on the history of boarding schools in the state of Alaska. Links to digitized resources and descriptions provided by the Alaska State Archives.
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People have asked why we aren't involved with Neil deGrasse Tyson...this is why. @standupforscience.net does not endorse candidates with accusations of sexual misconduct and we do not collaborate with people who have accusations of sexual misconduct. PERIOD. Welcome to the matriarchy.
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Prosanta Chakrabarty @prosanta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exciting news! We here at the LSU Museum of Natural Science @lsumns.bsky.social and Dept. of Biological Sciences are looking for Curator and Assistant Professor of Vertebrate Paleobiology! Come work with us! We are fun, supportive and active! lsu.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/LSU/jo...
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Assistant Professor
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Dr Lauren M Robinson @drlmrobinson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I loathe when people describe zoos as "prisons", particularly Americans, because it shows an ignorance of both zoos and the prison system.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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Phyllis Lee @pili-scotland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really interesting questions: how many genomes? How diverse were the samples to start with especially from declining populations. Need many such labs and sites to “restore populations”?
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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Dr Lauren M Robinson @drlmrobinson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm starting to think that being unemployed and job-hunting while the economy is about to break and there's a cost of living crisis is not doing good things for my stress levels 🤔
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Robin Hayward 🌳 🏳️‍⚧️ @canopyrobin.com · 25/09/2026
We're publishing new guidance to support trans people who do fieldwork (any work outside the office)! Now we need your help to get them seen so please share! inclusivefieldwork.leeds.ac.uk/trans/
a cartoon of three fieldworkers. One has a small trans flag. The logos of the university of leeds, research england, and canopy robin are shown, as well as the URL: InclusiveFieldwork (dot) Leeds (dot) AC (dot) UK (slash) trans
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow! Can we clone this man? Asking for every American City! 😍
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doesn't surprise me that this is their (garbage) take But it does remind me that so many social movements (successful and failed alike) were driven by underemployed, overcredentialed, and aggrieved young people, even movements that primarily benefit other groups we're dangerous to the WSJ types
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ACLU @aclu.org · 28/09/2026
BREAKING: The Trump administration is asking the Supreme Court to allow essential health care to be withheld from transgender people in federal prisons. Denying medically-necessary care to any incarcerated person is cruel and unusual punishment — period.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Dr. Headbutt 🌈🧪 @nicoleackermans.com · 26/09/2026
So clearly Gen Z is coming to college without basic computer knowledge like how file structure works. Does anyone have a good resource I can provide to incoming undergrads?
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Dr Lauren M Robinson @drlmrobinson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New upstairs neighbors use incense every morning that’s so strong it can be smelled outside and continue to do so in spite of management contacting them multiple times. We are living in a truly selfish time
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I've posted this many times - needs to flood the media until election day.
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 24/09/2026
Texas mothers are dying, and instead of giving us answers, Abbott’s administration is hiding that data. Texans deserve the truth. They deserve transparency. And our state officials have a legal obligation to give it to them. I’m demanding the report be released immediately.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Dr Lauren M Robinson @drlmrobinson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There are very few people in academia that I've met and thought, yeah, you're so good that you were definitely going to land a permanent job. This makes it all the more maddening to encounter people that won't acknowledge that luck is a key component in why they have a permanent job and I don't 😡
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Julia Espinosa @jespinosa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you have a #dog? Do you study/work with dogs? Do you just think dogs are awesome?! If you answered "yes" to any of the above, take the #ManyDogs survey and share your thoughts on what's interesting about dogs 🐶 🧪 Thank you for helping shape our future science! ssp.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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ManyDogs general interest survey
MD survey for understanding what topics the dog community would like to see in future canine science research projects.
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Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here! docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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Planetary Science MS/PhD Positions Starting Fall 2027
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Dr Lauren M Robinson @drlmrobinson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hate the part of job-hunting where in the face of regular rejection, you have to self-validate and go, "No no, I'm good enough, this will happen." Like look, I'm in therapy, I do the work, but that shit is hard, we could all be offer others more validation cause being an island is too much work
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They lied during their Senate confirmation hearings. They should be impeached; lying constitutes perjury and/or high crimes and misdemeanors.
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 20/09/2026
Fully electric aviation has some major challenges (mostly: batteries are heavy and don't get lighter as they get used up) but I love the idea of decreasing aircraft emissions through a hybrid approach, perhaps as a step toward new, clever solutions for fully electric air transport in the future.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reposting this would be very helpful. We're having a tough month at Skype a Scientist between much of my energy being devoted to Academy of Natural Sciences stuff. I need help!!
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Dr Lauren M Robinson @drlmrobinson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's amazing how the people against GMO crops never seem to look at their golden retriever with the same suspicion, it's as if they don't know wtf they're talking about
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Dr Lauren M Robinson @drlmrobinson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There’s this thjng where people will post saying “we’re hiring!” without saying who “we” is. I shouldn’t have to click a link to find out the job is in a state that will give a gun more autonomy than me
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Dr Lauren M Robinson @drlmrobinson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's sad to see so few animal behavior jobs at colleges because there are jobs in this field like at shelters, zoos, aquariums, and in the pet industry among others. Also, students love it! I'm job-hunting because I'm looking for PhD level positions, not because there aren't jobs at the BA/BS level
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Erin Kane @dianamonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Center for Orangutan Protection and partners responded to a forest fire in Eastern Borneo yesterday.
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Orangutan Protection on Instagram: "Turn up the volume. Step into the field. The radio crackles through the smoke. Dry leaves and brittle branches break beneath each step. A voice calls from somewher...
410 likes, 10 comments - orangutan_cop on September 16, 2026: "Turn up the volume. Step into the field. The radio crackles through the smoke. Dry leaves and brittle branches break beneath each step. ...
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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Dr Lauren M Robinson @drlmrobinson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I should be able to pay someone to find relevant jobs for me to apply to, that should be a thing
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Dr Lauren M Robinson @drlmrobinson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've been talking about this for years and it upsets me that I have to explain that 'dogtism' isn't a thing and vaccines are amazing science. For that love of all that's holy, vaccinate yourself, your animals, and anyone else you have a legal responsibility to protect 🧪💜💉
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.
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Dr Lauren M Robinson @drlmrobinson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm not a fan of LLM AI because of the costs for conservation and education and I fucking loathe the amount of emails and messages I now get vomiting back the content of my own papers and edited volume in an attempt to sell me something
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does
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Dr Lauren M Robinson @drlmrobinson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This week I donated blood for the first time and discovered my body does NOT tolerate that so next time I’ll try platelets. Will definitely be getting a flu and covid shot this year to protect myself and the vulnerable 💜💉
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 11/09/2026
Call your mayor and yell at her, Boston.
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Andres Bendesky @bendeskylab.com · 11/09/2026
We have a tenure-track faculty position in Evolutionary Biology in Columbia's E3B Department. Application deadline is October 15. Come be our colleague. Please RT! apply.interfolio.com/193016
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 11/09/2026
In an incredible move, Saddle Lake Cree Nation in Alberta, Canada has announced a gender-affirming care clinic for trans youth, asserting tribal sovereignty and defying the region's ban. It is one of the biggest cross-movement solidarity moments in Canada. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Canada First Nation Leaders Announce They Won’t Comply With Alberta Trans Care Ban
“This is about more than one health service,” officials wrote. “It is about Indigenous sovereignty. It is about our responsibility to care for one another.”
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Erin Kane @dianamonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The 60-day grace period ‌allows foreign ⁠workers time to find another U.S. job or get their affairs in order — whether selling a home or pulling children out of school — before leaving the country." This would mean someone who is laid off (and their family) is immediately vulnerable to ICE.
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Trump administration proposes waiving grace period for H-1B holders after job loss
The Trump administration ​has proposed eliminating a 60-day grace period that allows certain immigrants, including skilled workers on H-1B ‌visas, to stay in the United States and find a new sponsor a...
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
maybe I'm biased (by teaching climatology last semester) but it's so weird seeing people arguing about the dangers of AI in a "robots kill you, singularity!" sci-fi sense, some sort of future possible danger and not this immediate threat to our livable planet
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