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Shitswitch Engage

@drivethrupmc.bsky.social
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Of ill morals and homosexual intent

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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 11h
“Location? White Friend’s House. Time? The Present.”
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Shitswitch Engage @drivethrupmc.bsky.social · 13h
There's a mod manager that does the heavy lifting for you, and this particular mod is pretty drag and drop friendly since it's just an audio file
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Shitswitch Engage @drivethrupmc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've been unceremoniously placed in his role for this jaunt despite being probably three times his weight
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Shitswitch Engage @drivethrupmc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watching a big rig cab get towed away backwards is like watching two Optimus Primes go ass to ass
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Shitswitch Engage @drivethrupmc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
party time
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Shitswitch Engage @drivethrupmc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watched in confusion and awe as I saw a woman buy Dude Wipes. Am I a bad person
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Shitswitch Engage @drivethrupmc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cyberpunk 2077 and it's root tabletop game are all based in a preposterous world where you can go to a place called and assumedly running on the promise of a Buck-a-Slice
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Green giant espanol voice: Incenso,,, INCENSO, ,
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026
Seattle rocks

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I'm just flaired so I don't get fined
Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter

Did your dog recently judge me?
On 10/2 I was standing at the corner of Westlake and Thomas around 7:30am, waiting for the walk signal. You walked up with a Shiba on a leash.

Your dog looked at me, looked at my shoes, then back at my face and held eye contact for a full eight seconds before turning away with a sigh. You were very apologetic and said "Oh, he does that" but I was so shaken I crossed against the light just to get away.
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fohrwheel @fohrwheel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
7 daredevil
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 08/10/2026
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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Shitswitch Engage @drivethrupmc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Scouring on here for mgs4 shit to throw at my server before the weekly stream is agony. You search any variable for mgs4 and it's people just talking about the PC release or alt tagging the snake turning old gif with a comment like "ouuughhh today I am 25" I just need a drawing of old man. Please
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cash Pope
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what was i going through six years ago
On this day
6 years ago
Rax King Oct 8, 2020 •
imagine a fig newton as big as a party sub
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 08,1952
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE TALKING AFTER SCHOOL , NANCY COMMENTS ON A PASSING BOY 
NANCY: TONY IS SO SMART--- HE GOT 100 IN ALL HIS SUBJECTS
P2- SLUGGO PROUDLY REPLIES TO NANCY 
SLUGGO: HUH --- I GOT 190
P3- NANCY SCOFFS
NANCY: THAT'S SILLY NOBODY COULD GET SUCH MARKS
SLUGGO: I DID
P4- SLUGGO HOLDS UP HIS REPORT CARD
SLUGGO: ADD ‘EM UP
REPORT CARD
ARITH 50
GEOG  45
HIST     40
SPELL  55
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
its so funny seeing early scenes where they're not fuckin with 21 lol
Henchman 21 from Venture Bros thinking "They don't know how much I wanna pork Doctor Girlfriend." Doctor Girlfriend thinking "Gary's thinking about porking me again." Meanwhile The Monarch is ranting about the guy from DEPECHE MODE.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Onion has torn the Ted Lasso subreddit asunder.

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Love the Onion usually, but they have one Ted Lasso joke and it's reduced to 'people who like it are adult babies'. So much to make fun of about it and they only really found that one angle and stuck with it


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To be fair....most of this sub sounds like adult babies
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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zac @10amlunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i've still never met yoda
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Possessed opossum @possessedopossum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They never do
My sona in a record shop, asking the owner, "yes, hello. Do you by any chance have Stupid Music For Idiots?"
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✧ crimebird ✧ birdtat ✧ @crimebird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
tumblr ads genuinely feel like pranks
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 08/10/2026
konami asked me to draw PEACE WALKER characters as CATS and I said YEAHHHH!!! 🐈✨ this poster will be available for preorder from the Official Konami Shop during CatCon!! (Oct 10-11)
A poster featuring all the metal gear solid peace walker characters as cats
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
imagine hooking up with slimer at a house party
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anything but regular water
A package of mio (I know it's like a droplet deal and this is more like a crystal light packet but whatever) dumped in a glass of water. The flavor is "bumblebee legs"
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i would simply not get on this train
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LMAO #3
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This shitty automatic chapter update on YouTube has been bad, but it does make it funny when it has to try and make sense of a YTP
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We've been spendin' most our lives, livin' in a
Gooner's Paradise
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tf2 funny names @tf2-funny-names.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Submitted by @zeugziumy.bsky.social #TeamFortress2 #screenshots
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Psytrance Critic
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this movie got me to watch the bergman seventh seal as a little man
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/10/2026
images you can hear
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nono➡️DETOUR MILE 04 @notnonoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
idk if my dad knows how much joy he brings me whenever he texts me
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Holly @hollowtones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*CeeLo Green voice* Xbox
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BREAKING: Hasbro has done fucked up and announced a remake of 'MYSTIC KNIGHTS OF TIR NA NOG' by accident. "What the fuck is this", said Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks
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Shitswitch Engage @drivethrupmc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That was certainly the coolest fucking hunter/hunted shit I've ever done followed by a lot of pussy pov shots
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Shitswitch Engage @drivethrupmc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just cleared the first bb unit boss in guns of the patriots
static.klipy.com
Michael Keene Squish
ALT: Michael Keene Squish
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Octogenius @octogenius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
making dumb shit that nobody understands
dollar menu guy? i'd hit it. i'm a double cheeseburger
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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mythic Weapon Alert
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bea @frogappreciator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got hired to come up with a guy for a REDACTED PROJECT. i call him HOSTAGE KILLER
full color comic book style art of a bald humanoid with black lips and a gummy, yellow toothed grimace. wearing nvgs and a headset that are fused with his skin. background is a halftoned texture of some kind of tissue and he's blending into it with motion blur and veins growing out of him
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Shitswitch Engage @drivethrupmc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You NEED to. For the good of all creation.
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Miss Yuri Business @vectorcannon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
GTA RP is really fun to watch because everyone has to navigate with that game's shitty clunky ass movement system
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