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Wintzards of the Coast

@drilmagic.bsky.social

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parody account putting @dril tweets on Magic cards

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Endless Cockroaches: if every person on earth killed 1000 bugs every day we would have no more bugs #noBugs #stopBugs

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Abyssal Hunter: Mr. Finding My Smile

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

High Perfect Morcant: im the ceo of legs

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Rest in Peace: Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Arthur, Marigold Knight: my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Entropic Battlecruiser: most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Hovel Hurler: Time to show these douscebags my real power (throws a big tree branch at a guys car)

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Deflection: the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Golos, Tireless Pilgrim: mean while, while you were "Gaming ", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Settle the Wreckage: my plan is to inherent my uncles stolen land and convert his failed trailer park into a sort of israel for Gooning victims

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Imposter Syndrome: every generation deserves at least 5 movies named "Spider Man 2"

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Icatian Moneychanger: i didnt understand how interest at the bank works until someone explained to me its like storing cum up in your balls

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Ob Nixilis of the Black Oath: one thing i will never joke about is "Darth Bator" the guy who jacked off too much and became Evil

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Hammer Helper: gamer posture is equally as valid as normal posture. i will no longer be silent, of this

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Charge Through: Fucker Bowl

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Bloodlust Inciter: LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Dark Prophecy: #GroundhogDay is the one day a year where the nation can put asaide the partisan politics and sacrifice a large rodent to God

BURN THE RAT 42.6%
Let Him Live In Disgrace 57.4%

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Winter Sky: listeing to the updated version of the "baby its cold outside" song where the guy's trying to convince the woman to leave so he can jack off

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Howl of the Night Pack: im watching my gf transform into wolves . the wolves have the same tattoos that she have. she can turn back into a person when she wants to.

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Orcish Farmer: its dumb that the san quentin Milking Division just throws all of the prisoner cum in the trash when they could feed it to livestock instead

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Wasteful Harvest: first off, trees are bullshit

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Gwendlyn Di Corci: getting my Dick finagled , by my tantric wifebride, in my chamber's

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Ravenous Baboons: having to spell the word "lunch" instead of saying it so the boys don't get too excited

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Traveling Botanist: im thinking the next big industry is dog humanization services. surgery to make dogs look like a man, stand upright, etc. its what they want

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Ajani, Nacatl Avenger: "horny" has killed more people than all the volcanos on earth combined

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Chain Reaction: "this is going to sound so cool" i rev the engine and it explodes, leaving me rolling around on the road with a smouldering dick & ass crack

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Reject Imperfection: looking how to become more cyber

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Barrage Ogre: 100% body fat, 49 year old, normal Male. good at turning purple while lifting boulders and dropping them in ex-wife's driveway. Army strong

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Rapid Hybridization: how do i morph

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Mocking Sprite: i respect youir beliefs so much (jack off motion) theres no possible way your opinion can totally suck me Hard

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Dryad of the Ilysian Grove: they are trying to make the 2020s the decade of Nude

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Spider-Verse: "multi verse" fuck your self. you`re only allowed to have one universe per costumed dipshit. absolutely none of this is my problem

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Tragic Poet: "buckwild" or "hogwild"?? im writing a poem for my gf

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Tidal Force: i was bullied and tortured at school because i was the only kid with a waterbed. so i got surgery and became a waterbed. suck my cock trolls

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Agoraphobia: i go outside for the rfirst time in 7 years and a biplane immediately shoots a chemtrail at my dick and makes it 2 inches shorter. typical

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Elusive Tormentor: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Sonic Assault: (plays some Tchaikovsky records at the highest possible volume) ah it sucks ass. but my IQ is increasing so much

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Miasmic Mummy: you say you smoke two packs a day? two packs of what, pal? shit?

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Falco Spara, Pactweaver: my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Hound Tamer: i would not discount pua techniqes just b/c girls are wise to them now. for instance,w. a few modifications i can use them to rear pit bulls

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Thirst for Knowledge: to my mates online: im raising $1900 so i can drink a ton of olive oil to see if it turns to shit when i shit it out or just stays olive oil

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Force Void: i consider protected, locked accounts, to be the most Powerful accounts... for it is they who have Blocked the entire world

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Recruit the Worthy: a cool prank is to convince someone to join the Armed Forces and watch them get spooked by guns & missiles in exchange for hollow gratitude

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Psychic Possession: the human mind... perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to the "GUN"

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Deadly Designs: were at the point now, folks, twhere the CIA will kill you for having Opinions, but refuse to assassinate the nitwits who fuck with my Page.

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Spontaneous Combustion: sorry. i can't come to work today because my fat little penis got blown off by a stick of TNT , in the war we just lost because of me .

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Dark Ritual: me & the boys will be holding hands., forming a Covenant Ring, to protest girls who only want to fuck the main pirate from the pirate movies

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Inga and Esika: if i dont get into Heaven ill just use the rainbow bridge that dogs use. and ill push as many animals off the bridge as i can in the process

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Elvish Piper: thinking of becoming a "Pipes" dipshit

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Joven: ((attempts to dress up for hte first time in my life to attend Grandmas funeral but ends up looking like a school shooter from the matrix)