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urza’s toyota previa

@showmeyourtithes.bsky.social
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just here to shitpost about magic the gathering, if you take me seriously then that’s on you. CK employee. blue player, but green brained #BringBackBlocks

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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
happy #realityfracture release weekend, everyone
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
happy #realityfracture release weekend, everyone
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
parks and reality fraction #mtg
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dimir self mill? whoa we've never seen that before
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jace: now listen to me, young tam. I am whispering in your mind right now. I need you to do me a favor. I need you to go to Arcavios, and ask the bastard behind the desk at Strixhaven if they have Jadzi. you will do this for me Tam, who has been alive for all of 10 seconds:
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jace, pointing at Tam: this is my OC Tam:
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
well Kylox didn't get an alt because WotC hates me specifically so I must take it upon myself to design one for him leaning towards possibly Jund/Riveteers colors given that he's one of the last Viashino cards printed
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this set would have worked so well as a block and we‘d be spared from having to get shotgun blasted in the face with spoilers for the whole story 👍
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Katie 🔜 ATL @legdotegg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ugh the Theorist and Vraska as the cover to Rumours #mtgart #vraska #jace #realityfracture
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
pulling a $120 card at walmart nbd
a magic the gathering card of doctor doom, unrivaled. this image is nsfw if you’re a dimir player
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the only way they can get me 100% on board with this Secret Lair is there's a bonus Altar of Dementia reprint as Grandpa's Bed
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
these full arts go hard asf sorry to say lol
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
oh finally I can start putting together my tumblr sexyman kindred deck
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I want fewer magic sets, that take longer to produce, made by people who are paid more to make them, & I'm NOT joking.
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
oh yea this happened ✊ it all came together pretty quickly and a lot of us here at CK are pretty happy with the new contract. respect to our bargaining team and union stewards
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AdriOfTheDead @adrimakesart.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
just a 1/1 with flying and menace
A blank Card Kingdom branded token with a drawing of a faerie creature
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
his license plate says “L1BR8R”
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Remove Soul: just realized that skeletons are basically just rocks hitching a free ride inside of our bodies.  sad and pissed off
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Joven: ((attempts to dress up for hte first time in my life to attend Grandmas funeral but ends up looking like a school shooter from the matrix)
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@drilmagic.bsky.social
Kambal, Profiteering Mayor
“when i become mayor your penis will not disappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore”
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
me when this fucker hits the battlefield
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
[wants to build a mutant kindred deck but has no money voice] ha ha cool
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
LMAO they acknowledged the infinite combo can’t wait to see caltrops banned in a few months
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
the only way wotc could get me to possibly give a shit about the new marvel set is if they include The Captain which will never happen because Marvel wants everyone to forget Nextwave existed
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
oh shit oh fuck oh no
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy pride and congrats to fyndhorn elves on the transition
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
lmao Hexhaven has an entire house dedicated to roasting people
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
new RKF art let’s fucking goooo
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
rakdos ajani confirmed
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
“Reading the card explains the card” Chains of Mephistopheles has entered the chat
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
too bad pests got nerfed
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Lorehold’s ability is so funny knowing they reprinted Library of Leng lmao
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@drilmagic.bsky.social
Kambal, Profiteering Mayor
“when i become mayor your penis will not disappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore”
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
wotc you need to stop releasing more shit with +1/+1 synergies, my wallet can only hold so much fucking money
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
dammit I was already considering building a frog typal deck too lol
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
his license plate says “L1BR8R”
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
urza and his 1997 toyota previa
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
lmao at wizards just casually chucking a 7 drop mono red lesson into the current meta and watching izzet players activate like a school of piranha
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
urza and his 1997 toyota previa
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Danitha Capashen, Paragon: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Massacre Girl: i love saiyng shit like "Yow! This kittens got Claws!" whenever a woman stabs me 38 times in the neck and chest
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
Noble Steeds: i am selling six beautfiul, extremely ill, white horses. they no longer recognize me as their father, and are the Burden of my life
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Moment of Silence: waiting the customary 20 minutes after someone in the group dm says one of their pets died before posting a picture of sponge bob Nutting
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Absorb: go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Radical Idea: *circles "become gay" on a whiteboard*
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Overrule: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Master of Pearls: inventing a new type of cum by jacking off incorrectly
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