iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

anyone else have extreme broken Broadway brain and every time they see Gypsy Rose Blanchard's name immediately think of how Tammy Blanchard played Gypsy Rose Lee in the 2003 revival of GYPSY starring Bernadette Peters? just me then

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 26/12/2023

love Sia’s Christmas album, half of which are songs about being horny for snowpeople

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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

The worst person in California right now is whoever it is whispering in Gavin Newsom's ear that he has a legitimate chance to be President.

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

putting Nancy Mace on your TV show should be a felony, sorry to say

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

i'm working on it, but if you order an espresso martini, i will judge you

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

shouldn't it be vacaysh instead of vacay? thanks so much for your time

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 11/08/2023

i don’t trust threading here, so

they’re calling it the last voyage of the demeter, folks…and it’s a shame, isn’t it? it’s a shame…we had this big beautiful boat and they’re saying no more voyages for you mr demeter, thank you, no more, bye bye…bye bye mr demeter…but we love the demeter, don’t we? we love the demeter and it’s being treated very unfairly…they want you to use these little boats, have you seen these? these teeny, tiny, boats, and you don’t feel safe…you don’t feel safe, do you…we had this big beautiful boat and now they have these teeny, tiny, boats and crooked joe - i call him crooked joe now, he used to be sleepy joe but we call him crooked joe now…

crooked joe with his teeny tiny boats…they don’t even have a bathroom…they don’t have a bathroom…do they have a bathroom? we don’t know but we know we don’t like the small boats…they’re saying dracula was on the demeter, did you hear this? they’re saying dracula was on the demeter and that’s why no more voyages, because they’re afraid of dracula…they’re afraid, they say he’s undead, he’s scary…people come up to me, big strong men with tears in their eyes and they say president trump can you make a deal with dracula, we need more voyages of the demeter…and so we say we can deal with dracula, we can make a deal with the count and get our big beautiful demeter back…we’ll get our big beautiful demeter back with all the nice bathrooms and kitchen and the shuffleboard, we’ll make a deal and get it back and have beautiful voyages

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

braved the Americana today, the epicenter of Southern California crime. Devastating to see hundreds of people out and about enjoying themselves and buying overpriced food

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

had to learn who Karlie Kloss is against my will today

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

so one store at the Americana had a robbery today, hours ago, and yet somehow there are at least five helicopters just hanging out over Glendale. Would be thrilled to campaign for someone who could make police helicopters illegal

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

if you’re serving something with a side of “fresh fruit” and that “fresh fruit” is honeydew and cantaloupe? The electric chair

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/08/2023

It's gotta be so demoralizing working for the New York Times. You spend days diligently re-reporting a week-old regionally published article you're pretending doesn't already exist only to open the op-ed section and see "Mongrel Sterilization Is in the Constitution" by Trevor M. Swastika.

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

really thought about it and you know what? Women ARE my favorite guy <3

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

always impressed when I find flagrant copyright violations….in Burbank

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

would love to read this yelp review

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

I have literally one medication that auto-refills once a month, and the clingiest bitch on earth, Walgreens, calls me all the time. I get more voicemails from Walgreens than anyone in my family

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

- ocean surrounding Florida are boiling fish alive - houses are a bamillion dollars - coughing in the direction of a doctor costs $300 REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS: u guys, aliens...are real 😏😏😏

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

Tremendously excited that this will be taught to 8th graders instead of learning what mitosis is

There was a Prager U video about Jesus helping a poor guy start a small business

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 25/07/2023

The AMC Burbank 16 looked like a war zone tonight. The bathrooms were horrifying. The bar was out of everything. Concessions had a 35 minute wait. The parking structure was full. Pandemonium at the 10PM BARBIE when Nicole came onscreen to welcome us. People coughing behind me. The Batman statue.

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drew chandler @drewchandler.bsky.social · 24/07/2023

watched THE LAST OF SHEILA tonight

Actors trying to survive on a boat while being chased by a screenplay written by Sondheim and Anthony Perkins

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