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Doug Elkins

@drelkins.bsky.social
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Here are things I may share. Enjoy them or not! He/Him

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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just remember to upload the recording to “PooTube” after the procedure
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Because the cult-like partisanship has a history of sunroof shitting that can be traced back to Gingrich and Reagan. This latest shitbag just does it in broad daylight after eating his weight in fast food.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Libraries and parks are great because everywhere else costs $120 I swear to god
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rage and malice are more plentiful in today’s social media economy
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Bob Patin @bobpatin.com · 24/09/2026
TV ads for online gambling sites should be permanently banned.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now you’ve jinxed your skid…er streak!
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To the brink. Some of those polys still be estering somewhere!
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve spent some time in the beta, and I really like many of the changes they’ve made. One thing that hasn’t changed: General chat.
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is all that cheese smarter work, or harder work? I’m asking for my cardiovascular system.
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And here I thought it was when the republicans came out and confirmed their organized crime status by acquitting his first impeachment.
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That depends heavily on the caliber of ‘shine he had in the tank.
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#Poetry #Painting #Nightime This is my letter to the World That never wrote to Me— The simple News that Nature told— With tender Majesty - Emily Dickinson 🎨 Hayato Nakata
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Are they not a happy people? He seems happy
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m guessing that’s probably Not eFfing True
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not to diminish the effort you put in for your fans, nor do I mean this as an insult, but I met you at a signing. I too was more extroverted than usual and also needed some alone time afterwards.
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How is the Bureau of Land Management woke?
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’d rather be the Falling Up guy. Shel Silverstein was a legend.
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m surprised republicans haven’t already proposed legislation for preventing this type of nonsensical voter fraud.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/08/2026
Fuck the Supreme Court and do whatever it fucking takes to vote in this election. Have a plan and a back up plan because the GOP plan is to keep you from voting.
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I cringe with every hand in a game of euchre.
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m 75% there. My mania cannot be contained.
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I get that suspicion. It takes many raindrops to ruin a lovely day, but only one anvil.
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My cat can’t sleep with me because my dog doesn’t think I need a weighted face blanket
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have plans to be here tomorrow
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NPR @npr.org · 21/08/2026
Tens of thousands of people in Indiana are entering a second week without power after a deadly storm toppled trees and power lines. Schools remain closed and businesses have been unable to reopen. n.pr/4xXEmQy
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'Survival mode': Indiana residents endure a ninth day without power
Tens of thousands of people in Indiana are entering a second week without power after a deadly storm toppled trees and power lines. Schools remain closed and businesses have been unable to reopen.
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
In my advancing years, I have stopped compiling my list of questions for/about headwear
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
How are the bugs this summer?
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think there’s also some nuance with “whether” and “what” you play. I often consume interesting content whether or not the creator is the most gifted in what they are displaying. In Brian’s case he’s funnier than most, and that has held my interest for years.
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Yes, please!
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I feel like RFK quotes could be better served with a more jumbled font. This one just didn’t sound like him in my head
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Sarah Wood @sarahwood.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I had no idea men played soccer, too! Good for them! Go boy soccer!! ⚽️
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Punisher sticker we've needed all along
You're not The Punisher
You're a white supremacist who didn't read the comics
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/05/2026
BREAKING: Former Capitol Police Officer Harry Dunn & MPD Officer Hodges are suing to block the $1.8B “weaponization” slush fund.
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 20/05/2026
Nothing makes someone look guiltier than forcing the Justice Department to promise never to investigate your taxes or prosecute you for anything they might find
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Jamie Raskin looked visibly shaken after reviewing the unredacted Epstein files: "Trump's name is all over these files. You will see references to... 17-year-old girls, 16-year-old girls, 14-year-old girls, 11-year-old girls, 10-year-old girls, and I saw a reference today to a 9-year-old girl."
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Nick Varga @karaoke-god.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Everything about the Trump regime is so infuriating and so petty. The moon isn't ours to give up. It's not an industrial goal or a spoil of war or a trophy to covet. It's a world to explore, to understand, to better help us learn about our place in the cosmos.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
congress needs to stop this madman
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 04/03/2026
Yet be well assur’d You put sharp weapons in a madman’s hands.
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Would you consider chemical liquefaction? Or maybe someone could grind you up and disburse your remains like a human hamburger steak?
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Rep. Ilhan Omar @repilhan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Minnesota has now been turned into a war zone by a federal government that has lost sight of the values that make America great. We must impeach Kristi Noem and abolish ICE.
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Doug Elkins @drelkins.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I always hoped for a Bat Manuel spinoff!
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