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@drductape.bsky.social
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Niche internet micro celebrity

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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“the night she stole me” #LyraVulpecula #KaraYuyan [comm]
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haiipara @haiipara.net · 14/02/2026
‘pretend’ the second single from my next album. remix by @montehills.bsky.social b-side featuring @hodo.bsky.social out now wherever you find music. music video later today
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netbooks.wrld @netbooks.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
before they were gone an album by netbooks.WRLD out now nbxwrld.net/btwg
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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
feel bad for the weird little freaks who comment in porn subreddits like "who is the actress" and the replies are like "Her name is in the title can't you read??" like whoa man, it's already pathetic as hell in here, no need to tear each other down. this is a community
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 10/10/2025
What’s It Gonna Take To Get You In This Woman?
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO GET YOU IN THIS WOMAN
Stella Sacco

"She's an older model," the dealer concedes,
"But she's in great shape."
I'm rotating in place on the platform
Wearing my shortest dress
So everyone can check out my undercarriage.
(That's where most used girl problems originate.)

You're not convinced.
"I don't know…..these used girls..."
You say, nose crinkling.
"It's the smell."
"You can smell the want on her, huh?"
The dealer chuckles. "Yeah, they all want. But...
It's not like you actually have to give her anything!"

You both laugh like wild dogs.
This guy gets it!
"The last thing I want is for her to dream Of us being together in six months, Or, God forbid, a year!"
He waves away that worry with a practiced wrist.
"This one's had so many previous owners
She'd be happy if you remember she exists next week."You mull it over, eyeing my soft and shiny skin.
"I do like the finish...
She still runs well?"
He gestures to my exposed thighs, 
Inviting a test drive.
At the touch of your long fingers
I let out a gay little moan.
"See?
Purrs like a kitten."

You're coming around.
You could use a tall blonde around for a little while.
Who couldn't?
"What kind of maintenance will she need?"
"A text once or twice a month...
It's not like you'll need to show her off Or tell your friends about her.
You're looking at bare minimum.
She's basically a houseplant."

"And when I'm done with her?"
The dealer looks apologetic.
"We don't do returns.
But resale should be no problem.
That's the great thing about used girls.
There's always someone else
Who wants to use them."

"I'll take her," you say, 
Not bothering to take my hand
As I step off the platform.
I could hear it all, of course.
But I smile anyway.
I'm the prettiest girl at the used girl lot 
And I got picked again.
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haiipara @haiipara.net · 15/08/2025
‘connected’ the first single from my next album. featuring remixes from @drductape.bsky.social , @disctr4k.bsky.social , and icehausmall out now wherever you find music.
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YUNG SHIRO 白 @yungshiro.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Sunday, August 10 at 4PM ET, tune in at twitch.tv/skylinetapes for an #experimental #electronic music #djset I put together just for the occasion, with visuals generously provided by @luxurynoise.co! This event was put together by @drductape.bsky.social and @skylinetapes.com.
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NightmareFluid @nightmarefluid.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Speaking at Poobs funeral: Whenever you needed something, anything at all, it's was like– he knew, you know? And he always had it for you.
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
When I was a kid, like around seven or eight, my Godfather, Dad and I went on a hunting trip. We shot and killed a Gnome. I still remember it vividly. We were not supposed to talk about it, but it's still there. The body never rots, and I don't know if it's supposed to or not
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ashley ninelives @ashleyninelives.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
dance as means of escape
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I have wonderful memories of playing thru Paper Mario 64 (and TTYD for that matter) with my dad and brother as a kid, the opening to both games will bring me to tears every time
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...
youtube.com
Algorithms are breaking how we think
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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James Webster @hcmjmagic.com · 18/02/2025
Inspired
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Does this place still suck
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
even on bluesky I cannot escape the Trump Mugshot
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scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
they got DJ ARCHFIEND on this shit that’s how you know they’re desperate
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Whoever made this, you should be ashamed of yourself.
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Is there now like a “wrong number” sms scam because I feel like probably ten times in the past few months I’ve gotten an random text and said “you have the wrong number” and it always plays out the same, the person on the other end is really strangely friendly and wants to keep talking etc
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
someone from the thread with the tweet I got banned from found my discord and started harassing me and calling me slurs and sending me porn the internet is so awesome right now
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
My Twitter just got suspended. Guess I’m stuck here for now
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
When I sleep super long consistently I function better but it makes the nights I sleep little hit harder. When I consistently sleep little I feel worse but it makes functioning on low sleep easier. Where is the middle ground
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☺ Isabelle @evilgoblin.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
gonna start doing topster commissions, give me $25 and i will make a shitty chart that does not necessarily relate to your music taste in any way shape or form
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☺ Isabelle @evilgoblin.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
they@re making my posts visible to only some.it's interesting really. i am one for free speech. #freespeech
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
what is up today blue guy
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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Been repeating the phrase “chumpy dumper” in my head for almost three days now
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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Quora: I want to feed my dog a silica gel packet as a prank. Will he understand that I am just joking? Top-Voted Answer: one time I ate one of them from a bag a beef jerky and i was peeing out my butthole for 3 days 👉You Might Also Like: - Is my dog homophobic? [4 Ads] Other Answers: kill yourse
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Jay Axer @jayaxer.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
ayo found the original file
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SHELL CORPUS @handle.invalid · 12/07/2023
USNOOZE ULOSE WELCOME TO DA WORLD AND SHELLCORP FUCKING RUN THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS FUCK SOME SHIT UPPPPP :)) shellcorp.net discord.gg/shellcorp
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 03/06/2023
we must campaign to make them give me the animated avatar
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
I been on this bus for like 20 hours now
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
I feel like someone needs to make a bit here. People can open twitter and write something off the dome because there’s an established culture there already but the culture is still developing here. Someone say this is the best feature apple ever added but for bluesky or something
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
reskeet if you love women or if you love women a lot
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
how are we doing today blue guy
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
who should I follow
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
who should I follow
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
can I get one million followers please
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duct @drductape.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
We’re So Back
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