Reposted by Bosch EggIntelligent Dunce Music @beamposter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Poop is more valuable than pee because it contains more Labor 0212
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I had been tracking a mail fraudster for little over a year, and I felt I knew his habits better than he did, hell, I probably knew he was sick before he did. So finding him less than a day's travel up the Little Missouri, pale and dry in the face with dysentery, felt like saying goodbye to a lover. 020
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 28/05/2026started using a pumice stone on the bottom of my feet seven months ago and now my eye colour is starting to change 040
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I got a whole group chat of plucky girl detectives in every city who gon solve your life case by case 030
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 15/03/2026two dollar fifty slurpee of any size, so I dared to dream 030
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Tim Horton's Iced Capp is about to cost more than a White Baby on the Barbary Slave Trade 050
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Today will henceforth be known as Cookie Blair's Emancipation Day 020
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 28/02/2026working on my American Dad themed Digimon team, this my Roger, who you got? 020
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 28/01/2026The peace of having peed one's pants without the stress of having to pee one's pants; that's the peace I want to give to you, to the whole world if I could. 020
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Being able to handstand and pee 10 feet in the air and catch it all in my mouth is one of my charm points~ 000
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I'll be real once I'm on the TV, but for now, I exist for the only person that matters, YOU, the reader at home. 010
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I ain't even gonna play about it I've been naughty all year I'm surprised Santa didn't drop an un-shielded cesium rod down my shit man I didn't do anything good for anybody and I'm looking forward to doing it all again next year, twice-fold. 130
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Oh my God, it's still in its original Walmart anti-theft device... 010
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 20/12/2025to the tune of New Order's Leave Me Alone: In a thousand houses in Springfield I see a thousand yellow families 000
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 16/12/2025when I say I just got the new iphone I mean I understood it 030
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 10/12/2025is there a better way for trimming your toenails than teeth? 020
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I laughed, I lived, I danced, as someone who was me in all the ways that it matters, and who wasn't me in all the ways that it doesn't; when I came to, it felt as though every sense organ I had was placed four or five inches taller on my body than they were prior 010
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 06/12/2025She was a SERIAL RIDDLER; who BRAGGED about PERPLEXING PEOPLE! 030
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 04/12/2025it's possible I may have never had a lucid thought in my life and maybe I'll wake up and be a butterfly, but more likely a water droplet bouncing off a stone 020
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I've been doing this for longer than you've been peeing without your parents' supervision 010
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I gotta take your game seriously and you're telling me you're playing bug beans? 🐛🫘? 130
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Discord Thinking Monkey Application is the Opiate of The Masses 020
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Truthankhamun, The Factual Mummy has not contacted me for quite some time now. 020
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 31/08/2025You know it's my favourite thing, when the highest calling of a putz's life is to become a shmuck, I see it every day, I see it all the time. It's like the heroes journey for normal people. Or Kishōtenketsu, where the twist is I almost thought you weren't a complete fuckin' -Oh! Nevermind! 010
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 24/08/2025not to pick at parables, but two sisters would not have done the same. 010
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Catch the show if you've missed it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OxY... archive.org/details/skyl...youtube.comSKYLIVE 25 DAY 1YouTube video by Skyline Tapes 010
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Skyline 2025 has come to a close, some time this week I'll post a peak behind the curtain, pulleys and levers for your enjoyment. 130
Reposted by Bosch EggShinri Shiogami Fan Account @jtnperu.bsky.social · 11/08/2025thank you Skylive 2025 for pre viewing Nazca Abridge. Watch it here yes: www.bitview.net/watch?v=lQd8...bitview.net 022
Bosch Egg @boschegg.bsky.social · 10/08/2025We've just kicked off our third and final day with Yung Shiro 白 and my draws already browned 031
