scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026tesla with a "student driver" sticker... that's a student for life 031
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026going to the yemeni coffee place to order an iced matcha beverage drink 000
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026please stop writing "j-rock riffs" and listen to any song by a japanese band that wasn't used in an anime 050
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I wrote this song from the perspective of non-human primate meat. 030
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 18/08/2026that guy really was annihilating his pickle to environmentally unconscious wonderbread purchases 120
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 16/08/2026three 5ds ending themes deep and this beer is starting to taste like シンクロ召喚 010
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 09/08/2026if i click on a challenge playthrough video and the dude is british i just close the tab 030
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 06/08/2026no, dude, i have tarantinoism, not tarantism. he bit me on the foot and now i have to listen to Stuck In The Middle With You or i'll DIE. 040
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026music does not sound like "the internet" unless it sounds like accidentally clicking on a gore video or having a fever while watching youtube poop 040
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026everyone dont shut up about crona but death the kid was the coldest motherfucker alive 040
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 30/07/2026dont hit my dms unless you look like the Sami Makkonen showcase art of Blood Petal Celebrant 020
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 23/07/2026is everlong the only rock song instagram-reel-ites know? if not, do they know that it's written by the same man responsible for Best of You? 010
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 23/07/2026just got shown the worst collage art ive ever seen because the algorithm saw that it had yugioh cards in it. delete culture. 010
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 14/07/2026p4r feels like watching a 60fps ai upscaled anime opening 030
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 12/07/2026porter robinson took too long to take estrogen so ninajiraichi took his spot 030
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i would enter a romantic relationship with an animated skeleton 020
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026rip Aleister Crowley you would have loved that they turned you into a twink in yugioh 061
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 05/07/2026lets celebrate the fourth of july by reminding Granpa of the time his lover Eric died stepping on a landmine ❤️ 010
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 01/07/2026funniest part of vampire hunter d is that he just makes dudes gay 000
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 27/06/2026they fixed ultimate rares, WE are going all in on yugioh until mtg stops printing funko pops 040
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026SUV blasting ambient music drove by while im sitting in the work van 030
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026moving like zosimos at Buffalo Wild Wings this sauce is every color 000
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026google query "stuff that ryutaro plastic tree would wear but for 6' 300lb bosnians" 020
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 08/06/2026why am i not hanging out in malls and playing in a shitty metalcore band yet. this is not the suburban hell i was promised. 052
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 08/06/2026diagnosis by instagram reels filling my feed with "pov: autism" memes 050
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 05/06/2026we all got that one visual kei band that lowkey sucks but give you Heart boner 😔 051
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 05/06/2026"male fashion is boring" My Brother in Christ you Made the Patriarchy 000
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Backrooms level 0 is Earth the Entity is a Book and you are forced to do Reading 020
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 30/05/2026wait you guys actually hate moonchild i thought it was a joke 000
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 29/05/2026none of you lot are 'chaotic'... we're all bound to end up right where we began... 011
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 27/05/2026need a bad bitch to cuddle up with and watch TF2 Griefing Videos 020
scyph @scyphozoa.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Fuck you mean "not political" It came Free with your Participation in Society 151
Reposted by scyphCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it 105112202681
