Reposted by ChrisDr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds. 6664181772
Reposted by ChrisBookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores. 2853123299
Reposted by ChrisScience Magazine @science.org · 05/10/2026Exclusive: A new analysis refutes James Watson’s claim that he was the first to recognize the significance of the famed photograph 51. scim.ag/4rTKck8scim.agHow did Rosalind Franklin miss the helix in her iconic DNA image? She didn’tNew analysis refutes James Watson’s claim he was first to recognize significance of famed photograph 51 412161770
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The human who finally picked up had no clue what I was talking about when I tried to explain, so I suggested they might want to have a chat with their tech support folks. 000
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If it makes you feel any better, the last time I called my A/C company to schedule seasonal maintenance, the hold music was a continuous Rickroll. 100
Reposted by Chrisbeckybart.bsky.social @beckybart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Department of Plant and Microbial Biology at UC Berkeley currently has two open Assistant Professor positions (aprecruit.berkeley.edu/JPF05382 & aprecruit.berkeley.edu/JPF05522). Interested individuals are welcome to apply to one or both searches.aprecruit.berkeley.eduAssistant Professor - Plant Responses to Environmental Changes - Department of Plant and Microbial BiologyUniversity of California, Berkeley is hiring. Apply now! 02022
Reposted by ChrisAbi Stevens MCM Ldn R-12 @abistevensart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Thought I'd do a 'little' thread of all the Warped Ocean pins individually! I'm really proud of how this collection turned out! 😊 I'll start with all the gold ones so here's the gold-plated Mandarinfish! abistevens.etsy.com/listing/4572... #artShop #darkArt 216746
Reposted by ChrisJennifer Tsang @jtsangwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026To celebrate microbial nerdiness all year long, I curated microbiology related awareness days and historical events in microbiology into one calendar. Find it below + links to add it to your calendar. microbialmenagerie.com/microbiology... #Microbiology #MicroSky #InternationalMicoorganismDaymicrobialmenagerie.comMicrobiology events calendar: Historical events and awareness daysThere’s a day/week/month for everything nowadays. And it’s getting harder to track all of these microbiology related events and historical dates. That’s why I made a calenda… 062
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Love it! On R/V Atlantis it was 3pm and “cheese o’clock” - a tradition the AT50-38 science team still talks about. 1180
Reposted by ChrisVaughn Cooper @vscooper.micropopbio.org · 21/12/2023Friends don't let friends publish in MDPI journals. Pass it on. For more info, check out the Wikipedia page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MDPI 🔥en.wikipedia.orgMDPI - Wikipedia 36031
Reposted by ChrisVaughn Cooper @vscooper.micropopbio.org · 16/09/2026Authors!🚨 While you scramble for scarce $ 🤔 “Springer Nature reports revenue growth of 6.2%..and adjusted operating profit growth of 7.7%. They reported even more stunning submission growth of 30% and published article growth of 13%.” Publishing in society journals helps YOU not them👇🏻. Pass it on.static.klipy.comMan Lying on a Pile of MoneyALT: Man Lying on a Pile of Money 410371
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m quite sure you can find an MDPI article about algae-produced psychoactive compounds that be a crowd-pleaser 010
Reposted by ChrisDiversify Microbiology @diversifymicro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026UNC Greensboro Department of Biology is hiring for three positions this year including one in microbiology! spartantalent.uncg.edu/postings/35918spartantalent.uncg.eduAssistant Professor MicrobiologyThe Department of Biology at UNC Greensboro (UNCG) seeks an individual with a strong record of accomplishment in microbiology broadly defined for a tenure-track faculty position at the rank of Assista... 05585
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I mainly work on the microbiomes of deep-sea corals, but here is my “pictures of it didn’t happen” proof that I have also collected deep-sea mud: www.usgs.gov/media/images...usgs.govDrs. Christina Kellogg (left) and Amanda Demopoulos 031
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026And @hollybik.bsky.social is another fan of deep-sea sediment who can tell you what’s in it! 120
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026While I do have sediment from that deep in my freezer, I mostly “look” at who’s there using DNA. My colleagues Amanda Demopoulos & Jill Bourque are the deep-sea mud goddesses who pick sediments apart under the microscope to ID fun fauna like worms & wee crustaceans! 220
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m so sorry for your loss. Teapot was a handsome cat and I’ve always enjoyed his cameo appearances. It’s so hard to lose them. Hugs and sympathy. 011
Reposted by ChrisDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I wrote this to help clarify expectations for students I co-supervise. But I think any student anywhere could benefit from thinking about their own committee relationships using the framework I set out here, so I share this advice with you, the people. 🧪 1114
Reposted by ChrisArinn Dembo @erinys.bsky.social · 06/09/2026#SciArtSeptember is doing colours! Day 6: Coral. Coral is not used to make dye powders, but it has one beautiful intersection with my art form: Japanese Coral Dyeing, the modern Bingata technique developed in Okinawa. Artists use coral fossils natural dyes to create beautiful hand-dyed textiles.🪸🧶 0214
Reposted by ChrisKate Jackson @katejackson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026No one had to think super hard about how to make a washing machine useful. A telephone. A vacuum cleaner. So why do our bosses have to constantly challenge us to find something, anything, for which AI might be helpful If your customers don’t find your product useful, that’s a you-problem 382940730
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026@hollybik.bsky.social Just got super excited bc I saw your name on the USF-USGS seminar series list for this fall…and then super bummed bc I’m out of town the day you’re here. So sorry to miss you! 110
Reposted by ChrisTed McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 14/08/2026academics should be slow, steady, scholars who produce solid, original contributions to specialized fields of research but also: if you want security you'd better be a personable star who can explain everything to anybody in a few small words and serve as the face of your institution's PR campaign 238251
Reposted by ChrisChristina Toms @christinatoms.bsky.social · 13/08/2026And... that's all, folks. San Francisco State University is shutting down its Estuary and Ocean Science Center, the only marine lab on the shores of San Francisco Bay. 1210867
Reposted by ChrisDEI Virologist @kyt-thatsme.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Can someone pls tell the youth that I genuinely have 0 desire to read their 5 paragraph GPT emails? Like even if AI wasn’t the worst. I genuinely don’t want to read a 5 paragraph email when it could be 3 sentences. Your research is interesting. I would like to get some experience. Can we meet? 1213
Reposted by ChrisPremee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 09/08/2026Extremely this oh my God Stop OFFERING TO SUMMARIZE just STOPPIT just JUST STOP HAVING TO CLOSE 5,298 THINGS BEFORE I DO THE SIMPLEST THING IS RAISING MY BLOOD PRESSURE TO NEAR-FATAL LEVELS 735162
Reposted by ChrisAlom Shaha @alomshaha.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Good morning friends. Hope you are enjoying the summer. I’m taking a break from self-promotion on here to promote something far worthier - Aine is trying to raise money to buy new books for her school library. Please do what you can to help, even if it’s just sharing the link: 289
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Cuke 1: Scoop 0. Now trying to vacuum up the sea cucumber! Success! #okeanos 030
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026#DeepSeaTV drama: Watching #okeanos attempting to sample a large maroon sea cucumber with a scoop below 5000m! 282
Reposted by Chrisjessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful 193126107999
Reposted by ChrisDr. Lauren E. Fuess @laurenfuess.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Thanks to this grant we will be hiring!! Our grad position ad is already live with more opportunities forthcoming. But if you’re interested in postdoc or technician positions, please reach out! fuesslab.wp.txstate.edu/opportunities/fuesslab.wp.txstate.eduopportunities – Symbiommunity Lab 33227
Reposted by ChrisBenjamin 🜬 (they/she) @enbyemu.bsky.social · 24/07/2026For anyone who ever wants to read (or re-read) @trungles.com's Pride & Prejudice readthrough commentary w/o having to slog through needing to constantly expand the original thread, I put it all together on a google doc! 135 glorious pages! 💙📚 docs.google.com/document/d/1...docs.google.comPride & Prejudice Commentary by Trung 27943304
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Lucky enough this morning to catch the end of our night-blooming cactus’s show. The bees were going crazy! 040
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026What an amazing surprise to get to meet @darkmicrobio.bsky.social as part of the Peerside group tour that visited my lab today! Love it when micro folks visit St Pete! 010
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I was glad we watched it at home because I involuntarily shouted “NO!!!” 140
Chris @drchriskellogg.bsky.social · 22/07/2026OMG, that sounds amazing. I usually bring regular deviled eggs but HAVE to try this. 210
Reposted by ChrisRebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Honestly, I would consider engaging with AI if companies closed down chatbots. I didn’t mind Siri, and I don’t mind quick travel-related translations, but an unlimited addictive plagiarism tool for the lonely and SLOP-minded is a horrible idea, and I just want no part it in. 0544
Reposted by ChrisBrad Weiler @bradweilerdives.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Heading to #ICRS2026🪸? Come by my talk where I discuss how machine learning can be used identify molecular and microbial signatures of #coral disease! Monday @ 230pm in room 515 083