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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Back in the 80’s there was the saying “he who dies with the most toys wins.” Sure seems like some folks took that as advice rather than satire.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

@scalzi.com the next guitar for your collection

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Does that make me the sad clown?

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I can only imagine the atrocities @scalzi.com would fill this with

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Thanks to this post I now know that pigs in blankets are different in the UK than in the US. Never seen them wrapped in bacon before - the UK might win this one.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: Shout out to @scalzi.com and apropos of nothing in particular in this day and age: Old Man’s War Crimes

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

He reached for her hand and he slipped her the keys He said "I've got no further use for these I see angels on Ariels in leather and chrome Swooping down from heaven to carry me home" And he gave her one last kiss and died And he gave her his Vincent to ride youtu.be/MOCZwKmjR6E

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1952 Vincent Black Lightning

YouTube video by Richard Thompson - Topic

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

My wife’s accomplishment - she and I were in a play and when the door closed after others exited, the doorbell fell from above into her hands. My next scripted line was “what’s that?” Without missing a beat she replied “a doorbell.” We continued the scene after we and the audience recovered.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Preparing to commute home from work Me, whiny kid voice: I don’t wanna stop for gas on the way home! Me, dad voice: would you rather stop on the side of the highway?

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

For one fleeting moment I thought this sounded like it could be fun. I have so few followers - how many likes could I get? 10-15? Then I realized I don’t like that many things and decided best if I don’t.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

If you enter the wrong code too many times the microwave will lock until whatever is inside becomes a sentient mold creature that bursts forth to consume all in its path.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

Still image from the movie Metal Lords showing the characters Emily with a cello in front of her, Kevin holding drumsticks, and Hunter in KISS style face paint, all sitting in a row at a table.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Anyone else ever ponder the conundrum of ham being so commonly a part of the celebration of birth and rebirth of a Jewish man? Just me? Cool. Cool.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

How do you know you live with someone who has ADHD? You find their cup that they lost 2 days ago in the freezer. Then you find the one they lost this morning in the shower.

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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Dame Judi Dench! 🤣☠️

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

The most ADHD exchange possible (yes, this just happened): Her: Honey, could you get me my ADHD book? Me: Sure. Where is it? Her: In the dish rack

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Rewatched Mr Smith Goes to Washington tonight. Wanted to see something hopeful about the political arena. Was reminded that disingenuous arguments haven’t changed in the 87 years since it was released. Maybe someday things will change but I fear the lure of money and power may be too great.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Make a Bond film casual Live and Let Live

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I’m picturing a lever that drops him through the floor

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

change one letter and ruin a candy Tix

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

It only does that after convincing you that the 468 lb wheel of parmigiano-reggiano you bought while drunk is a tax write off.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I wasn’t aware they had any?

A bag of coconut balls snacks from Wholesale Unlimited. “Hawaii’s favorite local snacks.”

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

@riversidecasino.bsky.social Congratulations on joining the top tier of escape rooms

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I want to see one of these reporters ask Johnson to his face, “So are you saying you have no power to lead Congress?” The logical extension of not being able to swear her in because of precedent is he can’t do anything for which there isn’t precedent. Perhaps reflect on recent actions.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Mash up bands: Jethro Speedwagon

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

This reads like a headline from The Onion, not from USA Today.

News headline from USA Today: Health Secretary Kennedy, Trump link circumcising to autism through Tylenol

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

By this logic, MAGAts are all racist. They all seem to hate the printing press. Like AI, the printing press IS JUST ANOTHER EFFING MACHINE.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

My wife is a costumer. Every time I enter her workshop I must remind myself that’s a dressmaker’s dummy not a life sized voodoo doll. For now.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

“last deliberate zeppelin attack on London” There were accidental ones?

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

My wife was really crossing the streams tonight with the dinner of ravioli and falafel. Then again I had a butter chicken curry burrito from a restaurant for lunch so who am I to talk?

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Smash two movies together to make a new movie (I fully admit that I stole this from the movie Stay Tuned, and it has stuck with ever since) Three Men and Rosemary’s Baby

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Just once i'd like to see two mimes having a huge argument in a library

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I did not wish for harm to befall Charles Kirk. I feel relieved that there is one less blowhard spewing hate in the name of righteousness in this country. Both can be true - don’t let anyone tell you different. I did wish for him to fade into obscurity never to be heard from again.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Having company in the shower can be fun, but this morning I had to insist that the spider just wasn’t my type.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

We lost our dog recently and in a fit of despair my wife put the bag of dog food on the deck so it would be out of sight. I caught a raccoon red handed. Now my wife puts fruits & veg out for them every night, and I set up a spare camera. 1 possum, 1 rat, 5 raccoons… We need to take reservations.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I used to say this every time I turned in a paper in school. So the teacher did. Doing my part to ensure the continued manufacture of red ink.

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I have voices in my head (I know - what a surprise). They like to recite song lyrics as monologues. Today was a new one: “Don’t Let It End” by an old New York Jewish man. “Some nights. I look at your pillow. Hoping that I’ll see you there.”

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Shouldn’t this be for ages 40+ instead of 4+?

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

ruin a movie by making it about Gary My Cousin Gary

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David Bayer @drbayer.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Went to buy some parts to repair my old tape deck. Vendor was in Europe. Glad to know these tariffs are so well received - definitely not contributing to inflation or anything. I wish this screenshot was a joke.

Screenshot of an e-commerce order showing item subtotal $11.00, shipping total $11,690.00 with a note saying “DO NOT SEND TO USA THANKS TRUMP”, and cart total of $11,701.00.

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