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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 14h
Hey Natalie Harp, when people say "fcuk Trump" to you, they don't mean *that* way.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 12h
🎶 If you're having testosterone pre-occupation problems, I feel bad for you, hon. I got 99 problems, But being pre-occupied by the testosterone levels of servicemen who are actually doing the hard work defending our country rather than being pre-occupied by their testosterone levels ain't one. 🎶
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 8h
"Sorry sweetie, we know President Trump said you can still have one doll for Christmas, but we can't get you it this year, because we can't even afford the gas to get to and from the toy store."
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 12h
🎶 If you're having testosterone pre-occupation problems, I feel bad for you, hon. I got 99 problems, But being pre-occupied by the testosterone levels of servicemen who are actually doing the hard work defending our country rather than being pre-occupied by their testosterone levels ain't one. 🎶
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 14h
Hey Natalie Harp, when people say "fcuk Trump" to you, they don't mean *that* way.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 14h
So it turns out chocolate chicken is a thing.
foodnetwork.com
Spicy Chocolate Chicken
Get Spicy Chocolate Chicken Recipe from Food Network
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're fucked, aren't we?
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're fucked, aren't we?
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today's episode is brought to you by the letter 'L'. L is for Loser.
theguardian.com
Trump agrees to end court fight against $5m verdict in E Jean Carroll case
The verdict stems from Carroll’s 2023 sexual abuse and defamation civil trial against Trump
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This "terrorist plot" at RAF Fairford is a right clever distraction from the Epstein Files, innit?
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎶 We can plant a house, We can build a tree, I don't even care, We can have all three. 🎶
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AMERICA IS A JOKE! GAS PRICES ARE WAY UP! UNDER SLEEPY JOE BIDEN, THE REST OF THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT US! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yuge gas prices! Tremendous!
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Group-stink: when a large number of like-minded individuals all sh!t their pants at the same time.
edition.cnn.com
Inside the Trump campaign strategy to reverse Republicans’ dwindling hopes of winning the midterms | CNN Politics
The midterms mood among Donald Trump’s inner circle has soured as GOP candidates openly break with the president and his approval ratings hit an all-time low, prompting a largely unspoken but age-old ...
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, or nah?
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So it turns out there were actually six horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Posting without comment.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's been a while, but it's time to vote in another edition of #FcukwitFriday. 😃 This week's fcukwit nominees are: A. Benjamin Netanyahu Submit your votes below. 👇
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's been a while, but it's time to vote in another edition of #FcukwitFriday. 😃 This week's fcukwit nominees are: A. Benjamin Netanyahu Submit your votes below. 👇
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Genocidal maniac says what now?!
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Xi String Ping / Diaper Donald bromance is *not* one I wish to occupy my mind with.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is Donald going to give China the green light to invade Taiwan?
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@urocklive1.bsky.social, @morgfair.bsky.social & @gtconway.bsky.social conspiring to mess up my algorithm. They *almost* almost had me confusing @passantino.bsky.social with Stefan. 😬
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hear me out: If Iran just renames itself "Hamberder", Trump will instantly fall in love with it.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IDK. Threatening to annihilate an entire population sounds a little bit genocidey. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IDK. Threatening to annihilate an entire population sounds a little bit genocidey. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Breaking news: Child Pebble concert exceeds ticket sales expectations. ( ˢᶦˣ ᵗᶦᶜᵏᵉᵗˢ ˢᵒˡᵈ )
ms.now
Pro-Trump ‘Freedom Fest’ featuring Kid Rock canceled after poor VIP sales
Organizer Eric Deters said he was counting on rich associates to buy $1,000 passes to offset costs. Only six VIP tickets were sold, he said.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Annihilate" sounds like some sort of cheesy 1980s hair metal album name.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The guy with superficial intelligence waxing lyrical about "super intelligence" is peak 2026.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IDK if this is real, but it's on-brand.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who did this?!
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW SEGMENT! ~~~ Dᵢₛₜᵤᵣbᵢₙg Fₐcₜₛ ₜᵤₑₛdₐy ~~~ Did you know that having sexual relations with your first cousin if they are mentally impaired or otherwise incapacitated is a felony in Michigan? Unfortunately, that felony offence does not exist in approximately too many other U.S. states.
usadatahub.com
Most Inbred States 2024 - USA Data Hub
Inbreeding is more common in the following states: Washington, Oregon, Montana, South Dakota, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Indiana, Kentucky
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump threatening to "annihilate" Iran has definite Cornholio vibes.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Caption this.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The entire UN congregation currently trying to book opthalmologist consultations to treat effects of severe eye-roll.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW SEGMENT! ~~~ Dᵢₛₜᵤᵣbᵢₙg Fₐcₜₛ ₜᵤₑₛdₐy ~~~ Did you know that having sexual relations with your first cousin if they are mentally impaired or otherwise incapacitated is a felony in Michigan? Unfortunately, that felony offence does not exist in approximately too many other U.S. states.
usadatahub.com
Most Inbred States 2024 - USA Data Hub
Inbreeding is more common in the following states: Washington, Oregon, Montana, South Dakota, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Indiana, Kentucky
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It seems the MAGAs are a little bit big mad at Lauren.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Networks are no longer covering der Chickenführer's rants, following his latest "fake news" tantrum. Here at Unformation Entertainment, LCC, we understand this leaves a yuge hole in your daily screen time, so please enjoy this musical presentation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjTY...
youtube.com
The Tom Green Show - The Bum Bum Song ("Lonely Swedish")
YouTube video by Tom Green
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To be fair, Spraygun's explosions at Hyrox were far more effective than Hegseth's ones in Iran.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What Mayor Mamdani said. #NetanyahuIsAWarCriminal
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Networks are no longer covering der Chickenführer's rants, following his latest "fake news" tantrum. Here at Unformation Entertainment, LCC, we understand this leaves a yuge hole in your daily screen time, so please enjoy this musical presentation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjTY...
youtube.com
The Tom Green Show - The Bum Bum Song ("Lonely Swedish")
YouTube video by Tom Green
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It seems the MAGAs are a little bit big mad at Lauren.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
REVERSE MFK! You are a cow. You are standing by a road. You are minding your own business. A car arrives. Devin Nunes, Kash Patel and RFK Jr. get out of the car. QUICK! Time to think fast! Which one wants to marry you?! Which one wants to fcuk you?! Which one wants to kill you?!
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FBI K-9 units resigning en masse.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This ... isn't normal, right?
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
... and this one was *entirely* preventable.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Of all the things that didn't happen this week, this didn't happen the most.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
cuntraderie /ˌkʌntˈrɑ d(ə)ri/ 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 mutual trust and friendship among people who do a lot of crime together "Soon, Donald established a rapport with Putin, Kim, Netanyahu and other dickheadtator despots around the world. The cuntraderie was both strong, and concerning."
urbandictionary.com
Urban Dictionary: Cuntraderie
cuntraderie: cuntraderie /ˌkʌntˈrɑ d(ə)ri/ 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 mutual trust and friendship among people who do a lot of crime together
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So the acronym stands for Environmental Pollution Agency now, right?
nytimes.com
E.P.A. Erases Limits on Climate Pollution From Power Plants
Generation of electricity is the second largest source of carbon dioxide and other planet-warming gases in the United States.
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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Which is worse: Patel's cow coitus pre-mortem, or Vance's couch coitus post-mortem once it's been turned into upholstery?
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