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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Recently reread the count of monte cristo and it struck me that Edmond is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Edmond Dantes was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

ed loves being helpful and is super popular and fun as superman BUT would have canon batman’s personality traits of being a mary sue and v paranoid and mistrusting. Stede uses his alter ego to unleash his sicko side and is VERY bitchy as batman

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Billionaire stede bonnet ceo of bonnet enterprises and bumbling reporter edward teach

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I am breaking my silence to say: stede bonnet batman and edward teach superman. Thank you.

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

just passed a guy getting into his toyota camry with the plate SXYWYF i cant believe i just saw stede bonnet in the wild with my own two eyes

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Moon @halfeatenmoon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Am I too late? #DrawEdTeach

A very basic, cartoony drawing of Ed Teach saying "dickfuck"

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Exactly lolll the difference is idt lucius has any romantic feelings for stede at all, he loves him as a weird friend/eccentric uncle

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Yes of course. He kept it to himself until ed showed up and fell in love with stede at which point lucius was like oh well if EDWARD TEACH sees it then im not totally insane.

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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

once again drawing ed eating stede. like someone normal would do.

digital drawing of edward teach and stede bonnet. they are seen from the chest up at a table, neither have shirts on. there is a red-and-white plaid place setting on the table.

stede is being pressed into the table, choked by ed and turning purple. he is missing the top part of his head, exposing his brain. he looks like hes exactly where he wants to be.

ed is behind stede, one hand choking him and the other using a pair of chopsticks to eat stedes brain like noodles. his hair is loose around him. he seems content.

blocky text at the top says "why do i feel so weird?"

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Whole crew feels like this. Theres a secret “oh no im into stede” groupchat

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

while i recover from surgery i will once again shill for everyone to read a little help with the agony which i posted on anon even thiugh its obvious i wrote it, its really good okay archiveofourown.org/works/695652...

archiveofourown.org

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Moon @halfeatenmoon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Pete carving a packer for Jim and Lucius finally getting to sketch Jim's dick for his collection

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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

stedes queer awakening (featuring calypso) #OFMDRareShips #OFMD #OFMDfanart

4-panel digital comic

1: stede is sitting at a bar, clutching his drink and looking around, confused. people are hanging around in the background, all obviously queer in some way. he is wearing a suit and tie.

2: stede spots a pride flag hanging behind the bar. he thinks - "oh..."

3: stede, looking panicked, thinks "oh! shit... i'm not supposed to be here! i /can't/ be here!"

4: close-up of stedes hands reaching into his wallet. his thoughts continue; "nice going, bonnet. once again showing up where you aren't invited. god, imagine how many of these poor people you've made uncomforta-" a speech bubble cuts him off, "aww, you're buying me a drink?"

2-panel digital comic.

1: wee john leans against the bar in full drag. she is literally sparkling. she says, "didn't even need me to ask... what a gentleman~ <3"

2: stede, frozen with his hand still in his wallet, is blushing and staring up wide-eyed. he is blushing.

2-panel digital comic.

1: stede and wee john are side-by-side at the bar. stede is blushing and sticking his hand out for a handshake. he exclaims, very eloquently, "HASZHFGHNSFNG" wee john looks caught off-guard.

2: stede has retracted his hand and retreated into himself. he is staring down into his wallet, face bright red. wee john looks amused and somewhat pitying. stede squeaks, quietly, "mmp"

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

All of you want to do an edstede kabhi kushi kabhi gham au where they kill stedes dad at the end. You dont even know it but you do.

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

To be clear, India DOES have an extensive queer history. Queer subcultures have always existed. But discussing hindu mythology is not “history” unless you are talking about the way caste hierarchies have tainted even queer groups and subcultures

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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

agere pup stede btw. he's baby and a puppy and he needs his teddy bear's ear in his mouth rn

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Please do not engage with social media posts about “india’s queer history” that goes on to talk extensively about hindu mythology. Hindu nationalist fascists are behind this bill and genderfluid characters exiting in mythology has never meant that queer people had rights and dignity in india

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

The axis of islamophobia is the indian government bootlicking trump and israel and this is just them adopting their policies

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

There arent christian evangelical groups in india who csn lobby the government. This isnt coming from christianity, this is hindutva fascism which is modelling itself on western fascism

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

The worst part of the bill isnt that it removes self-identification, which is bad enough. The worst part is that it criminalises “coercing” or influencing children to be trans, which means supportive family, friends, doctors could all be jailed

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

The faking being trans thing… there is a discussion to be had within the indian queer community about certain groups trying to gatekeep transness. But its not the time now.

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Discussion of this bill in both houses had a lot of talk about people faking being trans or “children induced/forcibly transed”, rhetoric that wasnt at all part of the trans debate in india before this bill and is clearly imported transphobia from the west

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I find the concept of begging westerners to care about anything that happens in the global south exhausting and largely pointless, but it does say something that theres just 0 news in global queer circles on the trans bill that was just passed in india that effectively criminalises being trans

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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I feel like I'm losing a bit. Did I seriously never officially put her up on here?? Anyway, raise your motherfuckin' glasses! 🐚 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of Wee John in drag as Calypso from Our Flag Means Death. She's got drama around the eyes and some bold lips and wearing green ruffles decorated with shells and flowers. Every day is Calypo's birthday if you believe.

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Post a banger not in english: youtu.be/Ygz8y0ualg8?... everyone get chaiyya chaiyya pilled immediately. We all need to be chaiyya chaiyya maxxing

youtu.be

Chaiyya Chaiyya - HD VIDEO (English Subtitles ) | Shahrukh Khan, Malaika Arora | Dil Se

YouTube video by Yasemin Karadağ

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Omggg happy birthday!!! 💙💙💙

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Both american parties are equally subservient to isntreal and bombing iran has been a bipartisan goal for decades so i think anyone saying this is to “distract from the epstein files” or “kamala wouldnt have done this” is a disgusting and abhorrent person actually

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

(/lh btw not at YOU specifically haha)

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Sjdjskd thats just straight up not safe in any circumstance 😭😭😭 holi experience can differ its not like we’ve always had proper safety standards for the powder but its still so wild that “colour runs” are a thing and its straight up just holi. Yall aint slick

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Well yes its insane to make running the focus and just also have clouds of coloured dust there. you only run around during holi to throw colour on people also is it actually chalk dust??? I thought it was dyed cornstarch which is again literally a holi thing

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

This isnt a fucking colour run this is holi ke din dil khiljate hain rango mein rang mil jaate hain

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Recently found out about “colour runs” wdym white people reinvented Holi

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Hello letting people know this applies to anyone in australia so me too and my tumblr is dragons-and-pandas

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Today in bollywood outfits i need immediately

Sanjay Dutt’s black and white cards-inspired suit from Khalnayak title song

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

U need to watch jodhaa akbar first

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

however if transfem stede was like wowww ur pussy is so cool wish i had one, transmasc ed would be like oh do u want this one???? and transfem stede would be like ohhh ur too kind but no im already getting one next week

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Transfem ed would be like wowwwww ur pussy is so cool wish i had one. And transmasc stede would be like well this ones Mine u cant have it

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

S1 was really setting up jim and olu to mirror edstede and then they completely abandoned that in s2, one of my many many gripes w s2 lol

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Im sorry i love frenchie but his captaincy came out of nowhere like putting zheng yi sao in charge wouldve made more sense to me

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Jimolu made the most sense for co-captains at the end esp bc in s1 they were both being set up to parallel edstede i will never be over this.

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