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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Recently reread the count of monte cristo and it struck me that Edmond is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Edmond Dantes was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I am breaking my silence to say: stede bonnet batman and edward teach superman. Thank you.

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

just passed a guy getting into his toyota camry with the plate SXYWYF i cant believe i just saw stede bonnet in the wild with my own two eyes

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Moon @halfeatenmoon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Am I too late? #DrawEdTeach

A very basic, cartoony drawing of Ed Teach saying "dickfuck"

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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

once again drawing ed eating stede. like someone normal would do.

digital drawing of edward teach and stede bonnet. they are seen from the chest up at a table, neither have shirts on. there is a red-and-white plaid place setting on the table.

stede is being pressed into the table, choked by ed and turning purple. he is missing the top part of his head, exposing his brain. he looks like hes exactly where he wants to be.

ed is behind stede, one hand choking him and the other using a pair of chopsticks to eat stedes brain like noodles. his hair is loose around him. he seems content.

blocky text at the top says "why do i feel so weird?"

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

while i recover from surgery i will once again shill for everyone to read a little help with the agony which i posted on anon even thiugh its obvious i wrote it, its really good okay archiveofourown.org/works/695652...

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Moon @halfeatenmoon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Pete carving a packer for Jim and Lucius finally getting to sketch Jim's dick for his collection

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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

stedes queer awakening (featuring calypso) #OFMDRareShips #OFMD #OFMDfanart

4-panel digital comic

1: stede is sitting at a bar, clutching his drink and looking around, confused. people are hanging around in the background, all obviously queer in some way. he is wearing a suit and tie.

2: stede spots a pride flag hanging behind the bar. he thinks - "oh..."

3: stede, looking panicked, thinks "oh! shit... i'm not supposed to be here! i /can't/ be here!"

4: close-up of stedes hands reaching into his wallet. his thoughts continue; "nice going, bonnet. once again showing up where you aren't invited. god, imagine how many of these poor people you've made uncomforta-" a speech bubble cuts him off, "aww, you're buying me a drink?"

2-panel digital comic.

1: wee john leans against the bar in full drag. she is literally sparkling. she says, "didn't even need me to ask... what a gentleman~ <3"

2: stede, frozen with his hand still in his wallet, is blushing and staring up wide-eyed. he is blushing.

2-panel digital comic.

1: stede and wee john are side-by-side at the bar. stede is blushing and sticking his hand out for a handshake. he exclaims, very eloquently, "HASZHFGHNSFNG" wee john looks caught off-guard.

2: stede has retracted his hand and retreated into himself. he is staring down into his wallet, face bright red. wee john looks amused and somewhat pitying. stede squeaks, quietly, "mmp"

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

All of you want to do an edstede kabhi kushi kabhi gham au where they kill stedes dad at the end. You dont even know it but you do.

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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

agere pup stede btw. he's baby and a puppy and he needs his teddy bear's ear in his mouth rn

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Please do not engage with social media posts about “india’s queer history” that goes on to talk extensively about hindu mythology. Hindu nationalist fascists are behind this bill and genderfluid characters exiting in mythology has never meant that queer people had rights and dignity in india

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

The worst part of the bill isnt that it removes self-identification, which is bad enough. The worst part is that it criminalises “coercing” or influencing children to be trans, which means supportive family, friends, doctors could all be jailed

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Discussion of this bill in both houses had a lot of talk about people faking being trans or “children induced/forcibly transed”, rhetoric that wasnt at all part of the trans debate in india before this bill and is clearly imported transphobia from the west

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I find the concept of begging westerners to care about anything that happens in the global south exhausting and largely pointless, but it does say something that theres just 0 news in global queer circles on the trans bill that was just passed in india that effectively criminalises being trans

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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I feel like I'm losing a bit. Did I seriously never officially put her up on here?? Anyway, raise your motherfuckin' glasses! 🐚 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Drawing of Wee John in drag as Calypso from Our Flag Means Death. She's got drama around the eyes and some bold lips and wearing green ruffles decorated with shells and flowers. Every day is Calypo's birthday if you believe.

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Post a banger not in english: youtu.be/Ygz8y0ualg8?... everyone get chaiyya chaiyya pilled immediately. We all need to be chaiyya chaiyya maxxing

youtu.be

Chaiyya Chaiyya - HD VIDEO (English Subtitles ) | Shahrukh Khan, Malaika Arora | Dil Se

YouTube video by Yasemin Karadağ

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Both american parties are equally subservient to isntreal and bombing iran has been a bipartisan goal for decades so i think anyone saying this is to “distract from the epstein files” or “kamala wouldnt have done this” is a disgusting and abhorrent person actually

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Recently found out about “colour runs” wdym white people reinvented Holi

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Hello letting people know this applies to anyone in australia so me too and my tumblr is dragons-and-pandas

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Today in bollywood outfits i need immediately

Sanjay Dutt’s black and white cards-inspired suit from Khalnayak title song

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Transfem ed would be like wowwwww ur pussy is so cool wish i had one. And transmasc stede would be like well this ones Mine u cant have it

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Jimolu made the most sense for co-captains at the end esp bc in s1 they were both being set up to parallel edstede i will never be over this.

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Grad student ed be like damn i got fucking my professor until he cries due at 11:59pm tonight

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

okay we’re here we did it genuinely i do not know how, i am going to lay down now also ONCE AGAIN THE BEDTIME RUINER STRIKS AGAIN archiveofourown.org/works/79640956

archiveofourown.org

Don't Leave Me (Ne me quitte pas) - Chapter 1 - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Lrt i am a “stede is caked up despite whatever rhys has got going on (its nothing)” truther but flat ass stede is allowed if its funny

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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

artist's rendition of the event

digital doodle of stede and ed right between the rows of seats, stede bending over with his belt unbuckled and ed fishing around the back of stede's pants. in the foreground there is an unfortunate onlooker at whom stede is snapping "DO YOU MIND?? a little privacy, please?"

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Shes soooo funny and lovely, adore her

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Post a banger not in english: youtu.be/Ygz8y0ualg8?... everyone get chaiyya chaiyya pilled immediately. We all need to be chaiyya chaiyya maxxing

youtu.be

Chaiyya Chaiyya - HD VIDEO (English Subtitles ) | Shahrukh Khan, Malaika Arora | Dil Se

YouTube video by Yasemin Karadağ

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

ofmd's loosey-goosey approach to history does drive me insane bc its fine to make ed maori and to have olu wear crocs but its not fine to make britain the reigning colonial power in the early 1700s when it was the spanish and the dutch

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tragicallynerdy - Garlic Soup Week is coming!! @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

You gotta picture Jim wearing this shirt (it's their fav it gets them in so many fights) and then also following through with it when Ed tries to fight them on something Jim rocks Ed's mom's world etc etc they both have a great time (Yes, Jim calls Ed sport after. Yes, Ed dies a little inside)

A photo of a man taken from behind him in a restaurant setting, he is wearing a shirt that reads "I'm too old to fight, I'll just fuck your mom. See you at breakfast, sport" on the back.

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

jim/eds mom officially my rarest ship. ed should have thought twice before talking shit. jim will fuck your mom.

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Seeing the other comedy people in melb use AI for their posters and promo…….

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Everyone who wants to write an edstede arranged marriage/political alliance marriage au needs to watch Jodhaa Akbar (2008) first this is mandatory

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

I really hate this rhetoric bc not only do most platforms not do this but there have always been ways to talk about rape and death without cheapening them by saying shit like “grape”. You can still say violated, trafficked, and other grown up words

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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

stede trying to eat ed's beard

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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I don't know where I'm going with this, but I made a thing. #OFMD #OFMDfanart

A drawing of Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet from OFMD in an embrace at a doorway. Ed is wearing a flashy jacket with purple trim. On the back is a symbol with a bat, skull, snake and stars. He has one hand clutching at the waist of Stede with his other bracing on the door frame. Their faces pressed together, eyes closed. Stede's open mouthed as if getting ready for a kiss. He's wearing a collared green shirt and a gold chain peaks out amongst his golden chest hair. One hand is hidden behind his back, the other is who knows where because these two are totally into each other. On the wall behind them is a painting of a lighthouse.

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

ed spitting in stede’s mouth. you agree. reblog

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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

did you know Ivan faked his own death, sold off his gold teeth collection, and is sitting on a beach somewhere drinking something yummy out of a coconut? #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Digital drawing of Ivan from our flag means death

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

school SLP stede and school psychologist ed. you agree. reblog

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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

findom ed paypig stede. you agree. reblog

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

stede asking if ed wants to see stedes tit pics and ed going crazy stupid bouncing off the walls about it bc yes finally this is happening hell yeah and then stede sends pics of the birds

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Cindy Aches @cindyb5.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

#OFMD art from Chey Girl April 2024:

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

stede bonnet voice now come on, what have I always said you've got to feel the rain on your skin! no one else can feel it for you. only you can let it in.

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Zaphod Beeblebrox @dragonfudge.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Ed’s secret little pet name for stede is bun-bun bc it came from bonbon after bonnet but also stede is sooo bunny. So bun-bun. Also bunny. And also sometimes still bonbon

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Enabuns✍🏼 @enabuns.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

A very quick and messy page for today! Playing around with colors and gross zombie vibes 🏴‍☠️🧟‍♂️ #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #piratesofthecaribbean #crossover #drawtober #sketchbook

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