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Jeff

@dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social
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I’m no Superman. Wolfpack. Canes.

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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 19h
Braves.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 21h
Joey Votto is also just a moron
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 21h
Ray Kerr is a treasure.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Continues to just be the worst.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now the new season feels real.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get the fucking tkachuks off the screen, espn. Jesus. Maybe talk about the defending champs!
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Austin Riley hates Philly so much and I love it. He's been awful, until that swing.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fire Dave Doeren. It has to stop.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Surprised Hurricanes fans went with Vegas over the Caps. For me it's an easy 1-2-3 of Florida-Caps-Rags.
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
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Joe Ovies @joeovies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Doing a bunch of different things at once while live yesterday so couldn’t fully process NC State’s loss in realtime. It’s not the singular moment that’s brought a strong reaction. It’s the 3 games this season featuring everything folks are over with in Raleigh.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Doeren has to be burned over this. Year 14 with a 3rd year QB we’re paying $2m. It can’t be allowed to continue.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
☠️☠️
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe the maddest I’ve ever been at a NC State sports, and that’s saying something.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Great throw and catch from Bailey and Jackson
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And again. Just inexcusable.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@joeovies.bsky.social the OG just got a shout out on the SEC Network for dogging Doeren’s OOC record 😂
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Goddamn!
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh...
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
People don't understand how powerful programs like Tangles are. The amount of data all of us have on "open source" sites that Tangles can scrape is terrifying. It can find every email you've ever used, the accounts you've used it for, the family you talk to, their emails, and it goes on. It's scary.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Digital lettering in a kind of fat marker style colored in bluish-greens. The letters have been extruded and warped back into space in reddish-maroon overwritten in in yellow-green inlines. Everything is outlined in white and set against an irregular mottled grayish-blue background shape. Perched in amongst the letters is seated a small pink bunny with its cheek resting in one paw, looking bored and impatient. The lettering, of course, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Quirky Research @quirkyresearch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
14:39 left, and the Chiefs just have to keep this at a 21-point margin (or increase the lead to 25 or more).
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Now THAT was a throw from Bryce.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Panthers are winning the Superb Owl
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Panthers turf field looks just awful.
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Andy Wagner @awagner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org enjoy the NC State band playing Petey Pablo at Lenovo Center during the weather delay
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Richmond might not be very good but the Pack are also So Back
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Pack are so back
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
fuck em up MAC
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Edwards voting against it is hilarious for some reason.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Folks I have started the annual tradition of checking out on Dave Doeren
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A Doeren team is doing exactly what Doeren teams *always* do in big games and/or season openers. It’s clockwork.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
get his ass
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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Dun Jun @clustertuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton ❤️ Here's a lovely Dolly story: We worked together on "Transamerica." She told me that the bible passage that used to puzzle her the most was, "the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." She said, "How the heck do you sin against the Holy Ghost, and-
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She wrote a handful of the greatest songs ever written, and the first thing so many people think of is not those towering achievements, but how good a person she was and how many people’s lives she improved
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly nooo 😢
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yikes 🚽
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No cheating, share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll. Cortina, Italy
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Personal pet peeve. You DO NOT have to stop when the bus is on the other side of a 4 lane road with a turn lane or grass/median in the middle! They’ll never let kids cross in that scenario. Just drive. It’s ok!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
EVERYONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN HAULEN CHAIN'S IN HELL "EVERYONE SHOULD BE PAID DOUBLE WHAT THERE MAKING NOW AND HOT DOGS SHOULD BE FREE,THE ZOO SHOULD HAVE CATS YOU CAN PET, OUTLAW LEAF BLOWERS" JUST USE A FUCKEN RAKE , BURNING GASOLINE TO MOVE LEAFS SLOWER AND LOUDER THAN A RAKE IS SOMETHING AN AI DIPSHIT WOULD DO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You know i was always confused by that scene in return of the jedi where the robots are getting tortured in Jabba’s palace like why would you torture a robot but now that ive experienced a world with ai, yeah, yeah, i would like to put Chatgpt and Claude on The Rack
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hell yea. 1 game is weird- I assume he'll get the rest as well.
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Dan Murphy @bungdan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Natalie Harp, Trump's emotional support blond/Ivanka doppelganger? The one who posted AI slop videos for him of the Obamas as apes, of Trump creating a "unified Reich," and Trump himself as the second coming of Jesus? The one who wrote to Trump "you are all that matters to me?" That Natalie Harp?
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He is really, really good at this. Every Dem or Dem hopeful should be mimicking this. It’s clear, it’s concise, and it’s driving home a point everyone can feel and relate to.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Couldn’t help thinking of this @ceej.online post
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
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Universal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study Projects
A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
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