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Jeff

@dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social
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I’m no Superman. Wolfpack. Canes.

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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think it’s more that she’s willing to show them off. Lots of stars have had big boobs. Not as many just put em out there.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Big, if true.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Aho my goodness
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He’s antagonized the fans several times this year. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if he ripped off a Crack Ride reference.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There’s just no reason to keep doing this.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Boo won’t force it and Dave is too stubborn to go out gracefully.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wake matched the dumb
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I booed them all, from my couch
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Federico Federico
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's time.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jim Bakker was a rapist, a convicted fraudster, a scam artist, a bigot, and an overall scum bag. Even Jerry Falwell called him “the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity”. Franklin Graham is such a piece of shit, he just can’t help himself.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Apple seems to have supplanted them as the premier TV producer these days. A sad day indeed.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NC State, Think and Do-eren can't even hit a Toprock or a Freeze*!! *breakdancing moves I just learned about
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go B-Girl Kitty, Fire Doeren
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Simba Lion King Reveal
ALT: Simba Lion King Reveal
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am pleased to report that the Carolina Hurricanes Hockey Club has won a hockey contest.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fireable. This has happened so many times this year!
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dave Doeren is inevitable.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Dave Doeren” actually explains 2 of those games perfectly.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I could have added a red solo cup and a cigar, I would have.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dave his entire career:
static.klipy.com
Old Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will!
ALT: Old Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will!
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TOTALLY REDEEMED
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pat Narduzzi is who Dave Doeren thinks he is.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just trying to imagine the gibberish going through Newt's brain as he listens to this nonsense, none of which he understands.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Braves.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Votto has proven to be a bit of moron this series.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joey Votto is also just a moron
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ray Kerr is a treasure.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Elite name, too.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I genuinely appreciate what he’s done for the program. Some legit highs over the years. And I hope he has the wherewithal to read the writing on the wall, because the tide turned in Nashville. It cant be allowed to continue.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
but he’s proven he can’t replace them now. His transfer evals have been concerning. He’s been incapable of winning a big game for years. What’s the point in toiling onward with a guy who just can’t cut it? Some of that isn’t his fault. But it also can’t be excused as we fight for 7 wins, again.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Boo hasn’t made expectations clear the last few years, that’s a problem. But we can’t know that. Dave used to be able to recruit diamonds (Drake, Thuney, Bradbury, KC) and coach them into NFL players. NIL has ended that. He used to hire assistants to cover for his faults (Drink, Ledford, Gibby)
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Should represent more, but hasn’t in years. That isn’t Doeren’s fault, and he shouldn’t be fired for the larger sport changing. But it should be made clear from above that his time is up. At some point it’s ok so say thanks, but we expect more, and we have 14 years of proof that you can’t do it.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Agreed. The Braves got the Mahle start and the late lead they needed to get the sweep, and be set up for Round 2. And they coughed it up. Hard to see a path forward from here.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes. And yes.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Continues to just be the worst.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of all the hockey games, this has been one of them.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now the new season feels real.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get the fucking tkachuks off the screen, espn. Jesus. Maybe talk about the defending champs!
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Austin Riley hates Philly so much and I love it. He's been awful, until that swing.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not sure how much longer he’s in Atlanta to begin with
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Dave’s defense, his teams are unprepared, he has no feel for the game, and completely lacks a killer instinct.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fire Dave Doeren. It has to stop.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cook is known to be deliberately conservative when predicting the out of power party in a midterm. It might get real bad, based on the panicked actions of republican incumbents.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a slow, deliberate walk into the crushing black oblivion of Davey Jones locker
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Miami vs Cal is right there too.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Surprised Hurricanes fans went with Vegas over the Caps. For me it's an easy 1-2-3 of Florida-Caps-Rags.
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Jeff @dr-ian-malcolm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
looks like zone to me :)
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