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Girl Reanimator @fireblossom32.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Hot introverts in your area want to cancel plans with you.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I've always said it, the secret to winning the Stanley Cup is to be super gay

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

I see girls I went to high school with on IG and am always like "oh who's that she's with, her dad?" But its her husband and that's just what men my age look like

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Now that your little pep rally is over, what actual action are you planning to take to disrupt facism?

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I made a list of everything that I despise. And I wrote your name down several times.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

I remember some guy was being a real kiss ass in a meeting I was in, so I muted him, and it muted him for everyone. I've been chasing that high ever since.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

'If you don't use ai, you'll be left behind!' Great man, fuck wherever AI is going

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TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Team USA accepts the #MensWorlds trophy with a Johnny Gaudreau jersey in hand 🥹👏

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Do you sleep better now? With better pills and a stable map? Will he whisper "Catherine" in your ear As you're falling asleep in our bed?

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

And if I want your hooks out of me I can't make this a habit

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Loved watching severance with the subtitles on and seeing that Christopher Walken is about to say 'goon', and you know it's gonna be a banger

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

🚨 Long Chile exists in the Bond Universe 🚨

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

my talking dog keeps telling me stuff i don't want to know about poop

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

And if I want your hooks out of me I can make this a habit I was trying to keep it together But I, I was too distracted By the part of me that's been lacking the most

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Though I despise their butchery of the English language and lack of dental hygiene, I would make a fantastic brit.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Watching my dev buddies rely 100% on an LLM for basic debugging these days breaks my heart. Like, you use to be able to come up with clever solutions in your head once.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Boy have I had about enough of making other people rich

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

My "don't call her" equivalent is going on LinkedIn after a couple of beers.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Apparently, '3beers at an outdoor bar' isn't an acceptable answer for the 'what's your favorite food' icebreaker.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

It's a comedy that RFK keeps coming up with great ideas for insane reasons.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Harrison Ford needs to stop making movies. We've had enough.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

The audacity of Pittsburgh bars trying to charge me 11 bucks for a beer on St. Patrick's day. I live here. Asshole.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Also, you can have my 'two spaces after a period' when you pry them out of my cold, dead hands.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I don't need AI to make my meetings more productive. I don't need to be more productive. I produce enough, thank you.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

inchworms are always out there tirelessly going on leaves all over the place with that funny little way they walk and looking so precious when they stand up to look around.. but yeah sure, give the peace prize to Obama

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

biblically accurate angel who's showing a lot of cleavage: hey pal, my eyes are everywhere else

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Sex is cool, but have you tried running over a pedestrian in your car and not stopping?

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

"I thought you promised to send that last night?" Yea bro, instead, I spent two hours fixing your site that promised me it wouldn't break

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

If I can't do my job drunk, then the process has to improve l.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

wake me when we start setting cop cars on fire.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

hit a pothole this morning that was so big I had to circle back to make sure it wasn't a manhole with its cover missing.

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pghfashwatch @pghfashwatch.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Michale Graves, fascist loser, had his show cancelled at at least two different Pittsburgh venues over the last few days. Well done to everyone who made calls about it. pghcounterinfo.noblogs.org/post/2025/02...

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Antifascists Chase Fascist Singer Michale Graves Out of Town – pghcounterinfo

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I hope an ICE agent asks me if I know any illegals so I can ask him if he knows anyone who's on fire (it's him)

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

If Biddington doesn't try to fight the US goalie, I will throw myself into traffic.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

feels like I'm just playing make-believe at my job till its time to storm the white house and burn it down

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Silicon Valley guy who feels intellectually maxed out by the cubicle version of Lost is such a funny concept. “this speculative fiction is dealing me sustained HP damage!!”

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Missed connections PDX @missedconnections.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Axe Murder This Thrussy

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I realize that I can be unpleasant to be around when I'm sober.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Walked downstairs and my wife's tablet was next to my dog with a picture of a human leg bone on it.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Riding in the car while my wife drives is the most stressful experience I can think of

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I take the burden of deciding what recyclables are going in the trash so I can fit everything in two bins very seriously.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Was gonna restart zwift to get in cycling shape for the spring, but doing it on January 1st seems too weird.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

The nosferatu popcorn bucket doesn't seem very fuckable to me.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas, Luigi, you did nothing wrong. Being Italian is not a crime!

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

This stolen office chair has lasted me a goofed decade but I think I need a new one.

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LIMP BRISKET @dparroccini.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Going to thrift stores till I wind an old Victorian oil painting that resembles me and from then on, dropping hints at dinner parties that I was born in the 1700s

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

Governor Larry Hogan
@GovLarryHo... •1d
Last night, beginning at around 9:45 pm, l personally witnessed (and videoed) what appeared to be dozens of large drones in the sky above my residence in Davidsonville, Maryland (25 miles from our nation's capital). I observed the activity for approximately 45 minutes.

Governor Larry Hogan
@GovLarryHo...•1d
Last night, beginning at around 9:45 pm, 1 personally witnessed (and videoed) what appeared to be dozens of large drones in the sky above my residence in Davidsonville, Maryland (25 miles from our nation's capital). I observed the activity for approximately 45 minutes.
Like many who have observed these drones, I do not know if this increasing activity over our skies is a threat to public safety or national security.
But the public is growing increasingly concerned and frustrated with the complete lack of transparency and the dismissive attitude of the federal government. The government has the ability to track these from their point of origin but has mounted a negligent response. People are rightfully clamoring for answers, but aren't getting any.
We are being told that neither the White House, the military, the FBl, or Homeland Security have any idea what they are, where they came from, or who has launched or is controlling them-and that they pose no threat.
That response is entirely unacceptable. I join with the growing bipartisan chorus of leaders demanding that the federal government immediately address this issue. The American people deserve answers and action now.

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The stars at the 39 second mark are recognizably the constellation Orion. From this you can determine that the bright lights behind the trees are the stars Sirius and Procyon.
No anomalous objects are apparent in this video.

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