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Doug Warren

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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 7h
Disappointment.jpg
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 7h
START ARRESTING THEM
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Liana @pontifux.bsky.social · 12h
your mom made the news
a headline reading "jurassic fossil shows mammal-like throat evolved earlier than thought"
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 7h
This cover is part of the era of comics when the art style made me feel like looking at any character for too long would somehow give me pinkeye.
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 7h
theonion.com/bartender-re...
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Bartender Refuses To Acknowledge Patron's Regular Status
DAYTON, OH—Hurley’s Pub bartender Don O’Hagan once again refused to acknowledge Henry Wells’ status as a regular patron, the disappointed customer reported Tuesday. "I’ve been coming here for nearly t...
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 7h
Who could possibly get excited to vote for these empty-souled soggy sink-strainer ricewads?
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 7h
Monsters gonna monst.
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 7h
It's like Macbeth: you're not supposed to say the name.
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 7h
Not all alternatives to bad things are good.
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 7h
WASHINGTON POST: HOSTAGES LESS LIKELY TO DISAGREE WITH CAPTOR WHEN HE WAVING GUN AND YELLING CRAZY THREATS AT THEM
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 15h
The blackbird of exasperation has replaced the bluebird of happiness until further notice.
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 7h
Jail. Forever.
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 7h
My God, 1950s, why are you allowing these children to stand so close to an active runway?
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 08/10/2026
Unity's new AI thing is a soulless joke: aftermath.site/unity-spark-ai...
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 8h
A person who talks like this might believe what they're saying or not. But it's clearly the right way to act. A prrson who doesn't talk this way may believe the same things or not, but they're definitely not doing the right thing. And they probably never will. The first is strictly better.
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 8h
No mercy for these extinctionist scum.
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 8h
A strong contender for the most sitcom person who has ever lived.
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 8h
TVs tuned to dead channels are now by far the most relatively informative news source in America.
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 8h
Honestly, it's impossible to understand these Democrats who don't want other Democrats to ever recognize the existence of bad things as anything other than aprincipled acerebral spinal-cord-kneejerk LLM-powered NPCs. Why would anyone vote for these sacks of wet paper pulp?
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 9h
So much of Silicon Valley and therefore also genAI boosterism is motivated, on a deep and fundamental level, by petty resentment that other people are allowed to exist.
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Chris Sawyer @chrissawyerart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 9h
"Which Race is Best? The Case for All of Them," by Adrian Chiles
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 22h
an ominous photo of a dark gray pigeon above The Adrian Chiles column: I thought my pigeon curse was lifting. Then it took a darker turn
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 9h
Chapter 1: Shufflings
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Comedy for Animators @comedyforanimators.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quiet Please (1945) #TomAndJerry
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 18h
Stella loves leaves: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h
Ossoff: "Tonight, a united Georgia will hear the trial the Mike Collins. Mike Collins has brought dishonor to our state through his personal bigotry and his widely documented ties to white nationalists. And he's sold out Georgia in his pathetic child-like devotion to Donald Trump."
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 10h
I regret to report that, for the second time this week, and indeed the second time ever, "Daddy likey".
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Stephen Robinson @playtyperguy.com · 11h
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Friday Meme: DAAAAAAAMN Reaction
ALT: Friday Meme: DAAAAAAAMN Reaction
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 11h
Love what you do, and you'll never work a day in your life.
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 11h
I don't understand all these Republicans running as Democrats. It's like slapping a sticker that says "vegan" on a hot dog package. It's clearly not true. The rest of the the package still clearly says "industrially recovered chicken and pork parts", so big that it seems like they're proud of it.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 20h
Go girl go. Lol
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 11h
A webcomic.  A scientist enthusiastically tells a colleague, "I've invented a robot that screams!"  The robot screams, and continues to scream, "AAAAAAAAAA...!"  The colleague asks the scientist, "Why?"  The scientist has no ready response.  He stops smiling, looks down, places a finger on his lower lip, and ponders the question.
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 11h
A webcomic.  A scientist enthusiastically tells a colleague, "I've invented a robot that screams!"  The robot screams, and continues to scream, "AAAAAAAAAA...!"  The colleague asks the scientist, "Why?"  The scientist has no ready response.  He stops smiling, looks down, places a finger on his lower lip, and ponders the question.
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 12h
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 11h
It's objective reality.
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 11h
Kessler Syndrome NOW.
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TheRealGChu (The Weavers) @therealgchu.bsky.social · 21h
this is a great analysis, screencapped cos the quote is too long to fit into bluesky:
YouTuber OzymandiasV2 argues that, seen through this lens, Clark’s ultimate decision to remain in the backrooms at the end of the movie is a great metaphor for generative AI users, saying that there are now no demands for Clark to “change, grow, or express anything resembling an original thought… He can exist without the exhausting labor of producing meaning. This is a similar promise that many find in generative AI.”
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 11h
YOU WERE SO BUSY ASKING WHEN DID SCIENTISTS YOU NEVER STOPPED TO ASK WHY DO SCIENTISTS
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 11h
Fuck Unity.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The video advertising Unity's ew AI-driven autocomplete game maker has 'Mari' who has a game idea they "always wanted to make" and that idea is "Space Corridor" and it looks like this, and that's the strongest argument I can think of for keeping game dev out of the pro-AI crowd's hands.
A conversation between Theo and Mari. He asks "you know that game you always wanted to make?"A screenshot of Unity building a game called "Space Corridor".A generic 3rd person space marine in a generic scifi corridor. It is large and empty.
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Katie @rebelrouser1962.bsky.social · 23h
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Carro1001🇧🇷 🔞 @carro3dsculpts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this video is so comforting i love roingus
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 17h
wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14h
He makes a good point.
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 18h
I am learning to be more and more concise in my responses
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Robert Swartwood @robertswartwood.bsky.social · 22h
Starting to think we really should have listened to the Tic Tac USA Twitter account more
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22h
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Behold, a 3000 year old Chinese ceremonial bronze axe bearing a human face of which archeologists described as "fearsome and fierce".
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf
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