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Doug Postlethwaite

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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 3h
Uptown funk you up, beep beep I am a sheep, everybody come on Fhqwhgads
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 3h
I always thought that "upside one's head" referred to an upwards swing, but apparently it means to strike the upper side of the head? Wikipedia is truly a never-ending font of knowledge.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 4h
(Lyrics of the song unrelated except the one phrase) www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbjB...
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ToTheArk - October 11th
YouTube video by ToTheArkBand
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 5h
TBF to Megyn Kelly, the statement saying he hadn't been there at all was an hour old at that point, so there was a gap he could've fit in.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 5h
I assumed it was about the ANZACs, lol. (Just based on the name, haven't seen the trailer.)
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 18h
TBF, they're terrible lizards.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Frogger? I hardly know 'er!
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't know what this is, but based on the UI I'm assuming that guy weighs 3.3 kilos and is carrying 19 kilos of mahjong.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He's gotta be in there somewhere
The character select screen for the PM Remix mod for Super Smash Brothers Brawl for the Nintendo Wii
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We need a make Warhammer not war campaign Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Out of morbid curiosity I clicked on the thing, and I think you've infected me with a vocal stim, lol.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is this a poster for a 1980s coming of age movie where the cheerleader with 1950s hair joins the sports team and they win the regionals?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wine and piss are both over 90% water, chemically speaking. I only drink one of those. Things can be chemically similar while having ~very~ different purposes.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't most religions consider it blasphemy to try to enact God's will? It always seems like arrogance to me that someone would believe in a divine plan and that they are the one to do it. But I'm not religious so maybe I just don't get it?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So you hate pancakes?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another term for "girlboss" could be "chick magnate."
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bender from Futurama defending his cooking by claiming "the salt level was ten percent less than a lethal dose."
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
O for sure! And we can definitely all name that top five: bagpipes, talking drums, a third instrument...
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Recreating the Hapsburgs from first principals.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/FBDoi...
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French Mayor Shields Student Protesters From Police
YouTube video by Al Arabiya English
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@nogodsnomayors It's probably been sent in a million times, but just in case and/or to signal boost: Bally Bagayoko the mayor of Saint-Denis is in a viral video of him standing in the way of riot cops to defend protesting high schoolers as part of the French demos going on.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sounds practically American. Dreadful.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have we not all, at one time or another, spoken with the tongue of Tobias Funke? (Although, when you're publishing you really need to urban dictionary every abbreviation and proper noun, just in case lol.)
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Survivorship bias plane dot-pienji
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I won’t try to sway you away from it, but I hope you reconsider and really look into AI. Whatever you do, leave me out of it." You're being agonisingly gentle in the wording here.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Christian Bale as Michael Bury speech bubble quoting the above.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man... you made me look up who Andrew Schulz is. I saw Gief in the trailers and was immediately sold. Guess I'm going to continue that time-honoured Australian tradition...
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Just pick a top tier" - Gramsci
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's Torment Nexusses all the way down.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
IDK about best fight overall, but my vote for best martial arts death is the Evil White Guy at the end of Snake in Eagle's Shadow. A perfectly executed snake-disarm into kitty-cat ~disarm~ www.youtube.com/watch?v=zza9...
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Jackie Chan Fight Scene Snake in the Eagles Shadow
YouTube video by Christian Teschner
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Send me your address so I can explain my passions" is such a beautiful line, lol. Are they gonna fight? Are they gonna make love? Maybe a little of both?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(Disclaimer: this is to mock the concept of body-shaming, obviously)
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We've had phases of both fat-shaming and thin-shaming being popular, so I think it's about time to innovate the cruelty field: medium shaming! "They're literally mid." "Median voter body type." "Ed-Sheeran-seeing-both-sides looking arse." "Look at Goldilocks over here!" That kind of bullshit.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your gay cat is a straightman and this is a reaction shot to a an expertly delivered pun.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Being against an exploitative corporate device that harms workers' rights and generates both dis- and mis-information is the same as being against medicine if you don't think about it.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah. It's not Skynet, it's capitalism.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe he'll run as an independent, split the fash vote, and a socialist somehow comes out on top? (It won't work out so nicely, but I can hope...)
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just as this shit is why you must never hand it to Tucker Carlson for opposing Israel (it's out of anti-semitism not opposition to genocide) you don't have to hand it to Rees-Mogg for opposing Hitler (he's too German for JRM, not too fascist.)
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These fascists have to stop making Jacob Rees-Mogg look like the voice of reason by comparison.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's almost like their enemies are simultaneously too strong and too weak. Kind of like it's #8 on Umberto Eco's list of the fourteen aspects of something...
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The fact they (apparently) need to ban her feels like a tacit admission that kids are less hateful than the school wants them to be, which (counterintuitively) could be seen as a hopeful sign.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow you two have so much in common. You should kiss just to piss everyone off, lol.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if it will be as ethical and scientifically rigorous as the first one?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cis guy here, but from about 13-14ish throughout highschool it was fairly common for some of the more "blokey" men (sport coaches, music teachers, etc) to point out "fit birds" (I guess for me to ogle?) and it was awkward every time. Like just women in public walking around or whatever. Weird shit.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'Jever think about how Chumbawumba are remembered as a one hit wonder band with a song about binge drinking, and basically all their other songs are based anti-fascist anthems? Honestly a legendary career move: do one for the money that funds the good fight.
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Marvel What If idea: Frank Castle is played by Tim Vine in The Pun-isher
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In 2014 I didn't know what to think until someone mentioned a study on some show that said if Scotland left, the Tories would never be out of power in England, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Then it turns out they've never left anyway, they just sometimes wear red. So w/e, get out lol
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All hands to the dic unit!
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If his lawyers had his best interests at heart, they'd show him a picture of Barbara Streisand's beach house, but since they get paid when he does this kind of thing they won't. Funny little quirk of the legal system, isn't it?
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Doug Postlethwaite @dougpostlethwaite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey, chat, which one are you? Tag yourself!
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