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Doug

@dougorgan.bsky.social
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musician, producer / engineer, immigrant. Beatles, Albini, cheese, dogs, absurdist humor. Canadian in Los Angeles. he/him. bong vivant.

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selma blair
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Which of these should I get tattooed on my back?
Charlie Chaplin as The TrampAnimated dog The Tramp from Lady & The Tramp
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
same.
ads for math tutoring. two tutors are pictured. their names are "semen" and "jesus"
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My "the eggs we carry are not affected by the current recall" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt
grocery store printed sign hanging in eggs section that reads "shop with confidence. The eggs we carry are *not* affected by the current recall."
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There will likely be more dogs at today's gig but none as sweet as Pepper here. Her owner is somehow not @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social.
Pepper is a small black dog whose human is wearing a rad Judas Priest shirt. Both are in SoCal sunshine.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've got the punchline but it's 104° out and my brain is melting so I can't think of a setup: Inde Sleaze
photo of actress inde navarrette half covered in blood
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
got a chuckle out of this @baybayfriend.bsky.social ad I was served on ig #BloomingScoops #ChristianMysteryScoops
an ad for something called 'blooming scoops', with a pink cross, flowers, and possibly candy?'christian mystery scoops'
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
bag of Taylor Farms iceberg lettuce on sale for 50% off because it gives you violent diarrhea
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Two happy dogs at tonight's gig - a pug and a houndy mix, both my instafriends. Here's photos of the pug (obviously). ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
an extremely blurry pug on checkered tile flooran extremely blurry pug on a checkered tile floor
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@bauxoffice.bsky.social
sexy japanese police car, might be a porsche
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.
Album cover of John Scofield's A Go Go
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
At least three dogs at my gig last night. I met these two and got snuggled & kissed by the dachshund ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
beautiful elderly dachshund chilling on a patiohandsome german shepherd leaning on a brick wall
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Three doggies at yesterday's gig! Didn't get names but did get pats and smooches. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
curly doggy relaxing on a people bedAustralian shepherd dog with beautiful crazy eyes in front of a tree with string lights on it.freshly groomed beautiful caramel-and-cream colored dog smileswalking caramel-and-cream colored doggy
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Marie Kondo with caption "I love Messi!"
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
screen shot of a 'Teenage Stepdad'-designed shirt that reads "I'VE HAVE DIARHEHA AND A BOANER"
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
King Tubby with speech balloon
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Didn't catch this beauty's name at my gig last night. She was very shy and sweet. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
a curious and sweet older pup in the arms of her human.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews 2h

my grandmother used to cook her dogs
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the "you're not real" plane lady
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sandy! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Sandy is a sentient bathmat whose tail wouldn't stop wagging.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ellie! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Ellie the golden retriever looks up at her person.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Daisy the Pekingese at today's gig! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Daisy is a Pekingese dog who's bathed in golden sunlight at a music festival. She has a very serious expression.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
In Canada this guy is known as Chubby Chequer.
Chubby Checker, twistin'.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
resistance bands
four pictures: one is of resistance bands used for exercise. the other three are Bruce Springsteen and band, Tom Morello playing guitar, and Serj Tankian singing.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
11 photos of the president sleeping on the job
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I was blessed by Rocky again!! 😭😭 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Rocky the dog is small, scruffy, and caramel colored. He's looking right into the lens. His person is behind him, obscured. Light reflections in the tin ceiling are forming a star shape. It's basically magic.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Nikki Glaser's not funny
Norman Rockwell standing up guy
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Every time I make a grilled cheese I think of @ididtheiggy.bsky.social.
Toasted sourdough and cheddar bits in a frying pan. David likes the stray cheddar bits in particular.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
When you really gotta drop a deuce but you're at your girlfriend's place
Over a black background, grey text reads "Delivered Quietly"
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
let that cinco de mayo in
musk with sink
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Might be excessive for normal-sized instruments, but do hit me up if something like this interests you (not mine, but that's the vibe):
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
OMG and Rocky joined her. He's a mellow dude, and his portrait is on the wall at this place. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Rocky is a caramel doggy sitting on a wooden bench.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Bernadette! (Bernie) was at my gig tonight. She's a mama's girl, and quite polite. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
a small white dog with black markings on her head, wearing a red harness and sitting on her human dad's lap.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
David "Stupid" Staples tweet that reads "the urinal needed to solve lineups at Rogers Place. Fast, efficient. Keep your eyes in the sky. do your biz. Sick of hearing about this." and it's a picture of a sink. You know, where you wash your hands.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
better pic of curly white doggy smiling
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
little curly friend at tonight's gig in the desert ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
curly white dog on the dance floor, stage in foreground
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
brace yourself for Isla!!! she was at last night's gig ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
black and white french bulldog on her human's lap
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
More like "Hospital Chuck Norris-ized After Medical Emergency In Hawaii", amirite????!!!! #epicbacon
Chuck Norris Hospitalized After Medical Emergency In Hawaii
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
poster for '80s canadian animated TV show called The Raccoons
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I just heard the news: we don't have to do those tiny little sunglasses anymore! All done! They look stupid!
Bella Hadid (?) wearing those stupid looking skinny sunglasses.Kylie Jenner (?) wearing those stupid looking skinny sunglasses.A model (?) wearing those stupid looking skinny sunglasses.Another model (?) wearing those stupid looking skinny sunglasses, but in black and white.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The only Oscar I care about
Canadian genius pianist Oscar Peterson
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Where do racists get this stuff?? (pic unrelated)
BBC news

Trump uses anti-semitic term during Iowa speech

US President Donald Trump has drawn criticism from Jewish groups after he used an antisemitic term at a rally.
Trump described some bankers as "Shylocks" at the event in Iowa. He said afterwards he did not realise it was considered offensive. Shylock is a ruthless Jewish money lender in Shakespeare's play The Merchant of Venice.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Picture of Rick James with caption "Sugar is a hell of a drug"
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
hell yeah brother
Cover of Pavement's "Slanted And Enchanted" album.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo but it reads "operation epic fury"
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Ok, so Mel Gibson exists in the 'To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar' reality. But presumably Patrick Swayze does not?
Scene from 'To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar' where the gals, including Patrick Swayze's character, discuss Mel Gibson. Reads: "Well, Mel Gibson, He has a cute can. - Oh, please!".
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
a sort of flow chart that starts with the word "Bon" and has five arrows, leading to "Bon", "Jovi", Voyage", "Iver", and "Scott".
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
one little curly sweetheart dog at today's gig! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
black and white curly pup sitting on mom's lap
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
So many dog pals at today's gig, including this sweetie who's being carried by his dad. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
curly caramel colored dog being carried in a sling on his dad.
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
one dog at tonight's first gig. Her name is Darla and she smooched me! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
small black and white doggy smiling
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