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Dork Knight Forever

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Refugee from the US Stop reading this & read a book Toitū Te Tiriti

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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 3h
Maybe these are stupid questions but here goes: Why are supermarket freezers & refrigerators connected to the internet? Why do companies get to decide that they're suddenly "out of date"?
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 17h
Hey remember this
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 11h
Oh we're going to revel, you worthless fucking sack of shit. We're gonna revel so hard they're going to have to come up with a new term for it.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 11h
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Karl Havoc: I Don't Even Want To Be Around Anymore
ALT: Karl Havoc: I Don't Even Want To Be Around Anymore
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12h
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Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid
ALT: Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12h
Holy shit you're not even American fuck off lol
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12h
I like people who don't support genocide and don't side with fascists but I guess I'm built different.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12h
Exactly. That is the kind of Democrat who is "in the room with us" that @captainruck.bsky.social is talking about and you are condescendingly dismissing as not existing.
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McJeetus.3D0g @mcjeetusofficial.bsky.social · 16h
New Zealand be wildin today.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 16h
I don't care for TOP but she is not hurting herself tonight by telling Winnie to fuck off #NZpol
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 17h
Do you not know who Neera Tanden is
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 17h
Left conservatism isn't a thing you baby-brained clown
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Ricky Bobby Evil
ALT: Ricky Bobby Evil
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's spelled "Texans", Tim
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Jim Carrey as Lloyd: 'Man, you are one pathetic loser!'
ALT: Jim Carrey as Lloyd: 'Man, you are one pathetic loser!'
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I wonder if there's beer on the sun
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Love that the one like on this is a fake account
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why would anyone else be angry when you're the one choosing to spend time on the racial slurs website? Go. Have fun. Be with your people.
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Curly Bill's Well Bye Mustache
ALT: Curly Bill's Well Bye Mustache
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is one of the greatest pieces of cinema ever created, a truly perfect film
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Love making posts for all my wonderful followers (bots) so someone pretending to be a Palestinian child can try to grift me. This is the internet I imagined when young.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The entire world got rich, eh? What other wonderful things will I discover in this nazi fantasy app?
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh yeah, social media is fucking terrible and shouldn't exist. It might sound like I'm joking, putting this onto social media, but I am absolutely serious
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The greens are on fire #NZpol
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Greens guarantee a pathway to work or training for 16 to 24-year olds
The policy, released in Auckland on Sunday, $4.86 billion over four years.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Br*tish
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Being mean to dipshits who say stupid things is one of the things the internet is actually good for
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It would be so cool if this was real and not just a dumb thing for babies to believe in
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
99% if we believe hard enough
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gonna make an AI agent that falsely reports CEOs to the police, can't charge me rogue AI did it
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Colin McMillen @mcmillen.dev · 24/09/2026
Using AI to do a crime does not absolve you of criminality. AI is just a computer program. It's already illegal to use computers to do crimes. Even other people's computers. Furthermore, AI is unnecessarily unsafe; using it to "accidentally" commit a crime should add charges of criminal negligence.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One or more human beings are responsible for the code they wrote, and those are the people who should be held accountable. These programs are not acting “on their own”
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man, the point you were making is stupid and you need to take the L and reflect on why that dumb shit is in your heart. Saying that the country has a always been bad is in no way saying that people shouldn't fight to make it better, only an ignorant white person (you) would say otherwise.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In the town I used to call home, the proud boys marched down the street with rifles and it was one of the many reasons I left. Everyone should know who these violent psychos are.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Go White Boy Go! Dance
ALT: Go White Boy Go! Dance
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The anime avi is a perfect signifier for how seriously your opinion should be taken.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've got a rule to only call the cops if I want them to kill someone, would absolutely call them on this freak.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I got a guy like that in my league, huge loser
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine if Democrats were campaigning on "No immigrants in sports" or "No healthcare for Black children" or "I don't support biological Jews". You know it would be outright evil. Why does your calculus change when those same arguments are made about trans people?
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Adjusted for population size the amount of shit in your pants should fill a swimming pool
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me: Tell me a story This guy: Okay, who is the main character? Who do they spend time with? What are their circumstances and motivations?
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kevin, where'd you go? I was hoping for more intelligent insights from your special mind.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If my phone makes sound at all I've made a terrible mistake
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was briefly in DC early this year and it felt really weird, don't know how anyone can look around there and not see how fucked it is
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Musical Chairs @musicalchairs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two charts (ftpoo). First shows Govts actual financial position. Yep, we are one of the few countries where Govt has a positive financial worth. Graph two, related to the first, Govt interest payments, net. These two charts should be force fed to the commentariat. Scarcity mindset is killing NZ.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had a student who was extremely into fixing cars & was struggling to get his level 3 done, wish we had an automotive programme for students like him.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You believe that because you're a dipshit, Kevin.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And many are dead because of policies that were passed by Democrats. Sometimes people you generally agree with need to know when they're doing something wrong, and doing that is part of a healthy democracy.
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well you see, Kevin, the question I asked is relevant whereas you're being a smug dipshit
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey, what is public opinion on Israel looking like rn?
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Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You've got some thin skin if you think I've been an asshole to you. Take care cupcake.
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