Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 3hMaybe these are stupid questions but here goes: Why are supermarket freezers & refrigerators connected to the internet? Why do companies get to decide that they're suddenly "out of date"? 010
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 11hOh we're going to revel, you worthless fucking sack of shit. We're gonna revel so hard they're going to have to come up with a new term for it. 000
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 11hstatic.klipy.comKarl Havoc: I Don't Even Want To Be Around AnymoreALT: Karl Havoc: I Don't Even Want To Be Around Anymore 010
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12hstatic.klipy.comSolid Snake from Metal Gear SolidALT: Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid 000
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12hHoly shit you're not even American fuck off lol 120
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12hI like people who don't support genocide and don't side with fascists but I guess I'm built different. 110
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12hExactly. That is the kind of Democrat who is "in the room with us" that @captainruck.bsky.social is talking about and you are condescendingly dismissing as not existing. 120
Reposted by Dork Knight ForeverMcJeetus.3D0g @mcjeetusofficial.bsky.social · 16hNew Zealand be wildin today. 031
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 16hI don't care for TOP but she is not hurting herself tonight by telling Winnie to fuck off #NZpol 010
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 17hLeft conservatism isn't a thing you baby-brained clown 020
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comRicky Bobby EvilALT: Ricky Bobby Evil 000
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comJim Carrey as Lloyd: 'Man, you are one pathetic loser!'ALT: Jim Carrey as Lloyd: 'Man, you are one pathetic loser!' 020
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Love that the one like on this is a fake account 000
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Why would anyone else be angry when you're the one choosing to spend time on the racial slurs website? Go. Have fun. Be with your people.static.klipy.comCurly Bill's Well Bye MustacheALT: Curly Bill's Well Bye Mustache 000
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This is one of the greatest pieces of cinema ever created, a truly perfect film 010
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Love making posts for all my wonderful followers (bots) so someone pretending to be a Palestinian child can try to grift me. This is the internet I imagined when young. 110
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The entire world got rich, eh? What other wonderful things will I discover in this nazi fantasy app? 010
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Oh yeah, social media is fucking terrible and shouldn't exist. It might sound like I'm joking, putting this onto social media, but I am absolutely serious 020
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The greens are on fire #NZpolstuff.co.nzGreens guarantee a pathway to work or training for 16 to 24-year oldsThe policy, released in Auckland on Sunday, $4.86 billion over four years. 1779
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Being mean to dipshits who say stupid things is one of the things the internet is actually good for 150
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It would be so cool if this was real and not just a dumb thing for babies to believe in 000
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Gonna make an AI agent that falsely reports CEOs to the police, can't charge me rogue AI did it 030
Reposted by Dork Knight ForeverColin McMillen @mcmillen.dev · 24/09/2026Using AI to do a crime does not absolve you of criminality. AI is just a computer program. It's already illegal to use computers to do crimes. Even other people's computers. Furthermore, AI is unnecessarily unsafe; using it to "accidentally" commit a crime should add charges of criminal negligence. 319961
Reposted by Dork Knight ForeverChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/10/2026One or more human beings are responsible for the code they wrote, and those are the people who should be held accountable. These programs are not acting “on their own” 922955668
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My man, the point you were making is stupid and you need to take the L and reflect on why that dumb shit is in your heart. Saying that the country has a always been bad is in no way saying that people shouldn't fight to make it better, only an ignorant white person (you) would say otherwise. 020
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026In the town I used to call home, the proud boys marched down the street with rifles and it was one of the many reasons I left. Everyone should know who these violent psychos are. 010
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comGo White Boy Go! DanceALT: Go White Boy Go! Dance 050
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The anime avi is a perfect signifier for how seriously your opinion should be taken. 020
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I've got a rule to only call the cops if I want them to kill someone, would absolutely call them on this freak. 020
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I got a guy like that in my league, huge loser 030
Reposted by Dork Knight ForeverDanielle Froom 🏳️🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Imagine if Democrats were campaigning on "No immigrants in sports" or "No healthcare for Black children" or "I don't support biological Jews". You know it would be outright evil. Why does your calculus change when those same arguments are made about trans people? 15472133
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Adjusted for population size the amount of shit in your pants should fill a swimming pool 020
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Me: Tell me a story This guy: Okay, who is the main character? Who do they spend time with? What are their circumstances and motivations? 000
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Kevin, where'd you go? I was hoping for more intelligent insights from your special mind. 1370
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If my phone makes sound at all I've made a terrible mistake 010
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was briefly in DC early this year and it felt really weird, don't know how anyone can look around there and not see how fucked it is 060
Reposted by Dork Knight ForeverMusical Chairs @musicalchairs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Two charts (ftpoo). First shows Govts actual financial position. Yep, we are one of the few countries where Govt has a positive financial worth. Graph two, related to the first, Govt interest payments, net. These two charts should be force fed to the commentariat. Scarcity mindset is killing NZ. 28031
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I had a student who was extremely into fixing cars & was struggling to get his level 3 done, wish we had an automotive programme for students like him. 120
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You believe that because you're a dipshit, Kevin. 1730
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And many are dead because of policies that were passed by Democrats. Sometimes people you generally agree with need to know when they're doing something wrong, and doing that is part of a healthy democracy. 010
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Well you see, Kevin, the question I asked is relevant whereas you're being a smug dipshit 1830
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hey, what is public opinion on Israel looking like rn? 1660
Dork Knight Forever @dorkknightrises.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You've got some thin skin if you think I've been an asshole to you. Take care cupcake. 100