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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all)

@doriangreyscale.bsky.social
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Words are hard. Send me cute animal pics. Talk to me about books and storytelling. 🖤 🩶🤍💜 Learn more about me and my debut book here: www.nejohnsonbooks.com

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My twitter acount has been suspended. Which is odd since I never post there, I only use it to check on the state of the dumpster fire and block shit heads for fun. So I guess I was suspended for blocking too many people.
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I thought I should catch up on Marvel movies before Doomsday comes out, and it turns out I missed a werewolf movie, a vampire? movie, like a dozen tv series and a whole damn Captain America movie! I thought there would be a show or two, maybe some youtube shorts. There was an I Am Groot show too?!
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I respect the hussle
Florida woman detained after attempting to seel "homemade wine" out of cooler at a children's soccer game.the details of the case are hilariousultradracula: "Controversial opinion but i dont thikn people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes"
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I used to believe that online activism didn't accomplish anything, but I'm changing my tune. There is one form that seems effective: publicly praising people who commit crimes you support.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE WE DOING THERE'S A TINY SHINY BIRD IN PANTALOONS
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hey writers! I had an idea to help with writing. espc for pantsers. So I've been struggling with my book and thought I should get some clarity on the books themes. So I sketched out the characters and other elements I had.
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i made a thing
a ven diagram over pride flag. Both circles labeled "Chuck Tingle readers". One has an image of "Camp Damascus" and the other of "The Curse of Bigfoot Butt Camp". The over lap says "True Buckaroos" the two sides say, "Also True Buckaroos" and "Even More True Buckaroos"
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Joel Dongsteen @joeldongsteen.northsky.social · 12/07/2026
Faith is not always going to make sense. What your dick says is not always going to be logical. If you reason it out and check with all the experts and study all the reports, you’ll miss your dick’s best. Your dick doesn’t ask you to figure it out. All it asks is that you believe.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
there's no fucking way. was i cumming while lindsey graham was dying?! HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
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Michelle Travis @samuraiko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*gestures a la the Will Smith meme in the direction of Mitch's office* "See? It's not so difficult! Simple statement. Straightforward, declarative, no ambiguity."
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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I have had a rough few months. I’ve fallen in and out of love. I’ve been lost and found. I’ve laughed and cried; shouted and smiled. And now, from the other side of great tragedy and hardship, I share with you the one universal truth that carried me, unwavering, through the whole ordeal: Cheese.
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I never thought I would be the type of person who has a favourite font family but there I am repping Garamond.
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The Democratic Party freaking out that Democratic Party candidates are winning is the most Democratic Party thing ever.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 23/06/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through 6/26, enjoy free standard shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 24/06/2026
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 23/06/2026
Not endorsing their politics, but the 3% "Not sure" are probably a decent hang
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’m not too embarrassed that we are losing to Iran. It’s a big boy country with missiles and drones and so forth ran by stone cold killers. That’s NFL ball for you. I am a little embarrassed we are also losing to algae.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Five Summer Outfits That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Reflecting Pool
A photo of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. The water is green and it's surrounded by gray-white stone structures. A man wearing a green seersucker suit with a white shirt and black knit tie.
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
rolling into Salt Lake City when I realize I have a couple flats of energy drink in the car and I suddenly feel like the silliest breaking bad
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Leeman Kessler @leemankessler.com · 07/05/2026
Hold up.
Robot monk with the caption "during a ceremony, Gabi pledged to devote itself to Buddhism, follow orders and not hurt other robots."
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
All Anita ever did was make some mild criticism from a feminist perspective, but severity of her transgression or lack thereof doesn't matter, it's completely immaterial to the fact that the harassment campaigns drummed up against her didn't need a reason, didn't need an inciting event or cause.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
POINT: Prediction markets are the ultimate truth-finding machine. COUNTER-POINT:
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Blue Guy sits handcuffed in an interrogation room while two FBI agents watch him through a one way mirror.
Blue Guy: C’mon guys! I wasn’t actually gonna kill anyone! It was a joke.

Panel 2:
FBI Agent 1 (arms folded, looking stern): Do you believe him?

Panel 3:
FBI Agent 2 (holds up a phone and points to it): No. He has a Blue Sky Account

Panel 4: (Agent 2 looks into the interrogation room in disgust) This son of a bitch doesn’t even know what a joke is
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Efrén Pérez @efrenpolipsy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Me agreeing to a new project knowing full well it’s gonna add stress 🇲🇽
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 21/04/2026
Tweet by “Secretary of War” Pete Hegseth:
“The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force.
We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.”
Below there is a video of the announcement for his many, many illiterate fansBehind Hegseth’s big stupid face, a painting can be seen. The painting is of George Washington crossing the Delaware. It is by Emanuel Leutze. An article from the National Parks Service: Smallpox,
Inoculation, and the Revolutionary War
Boston National Historical Park
During the 1700s, smallpox raged through the American colonies and the Continental Army. Smallpox impacted the Continental Army severely during the Revolutionary War, so much so that George Washington mandated inoculation for all Continental soldiers in 1777. Just fifty-six years earlier, in 1721, Bostonian doctors and clergy introduced the procedure to the American colonies.
Without the vision and determination of these early Bostonians in normalizing inoculation, Washington may not have made the decision to mandate inoculation for the Continental Army. Though it was a controversial action, many historians credit the medical mandate with the colonists' victory in the Revolutionary War and the creation of the United States of America.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts
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Tara Wine-Queen Writes @tarawinequeen.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Oh no
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Orbán's electoral crushing is a far greater achievement than most people outside Hungary realise. He systemically consolidated power for 16 years, fixed the electoral map, abused govt power for political purposes & censored media. The hurdles that Hungarians overcame for this moment were immense.
Opposition leader Péter Magyar at a rally.
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
weird question for writers, is 'deep state' a proper noun? should it be capitalized? I cant judge based on common usage because the people who use it have even worse grammar than me.
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
True facts, where is the lie?
shirt says, "Books. They're full of words!"
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
we've all been there... right?
Shirt says, "If you can't handle me at my worst, I'm sorry! I can change this time, I promise, please don't leave me."
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
disuade would be assassins with this Oscar Wilde quote.
Shirt says on its back, "A good friend will always stab you in the front. Oscar Wilde"
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I've gotten back into making my intrusive thoughts into swag.
Shirt says, "I have done unforgivable things for a klondike bar"
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I've gotten back into making my intrusive thoughts into swag.
Shirt says, "I have done unforgivable things for a klondike bar"
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Unsolicited Dik Dik Pics @unsoliciteddik.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
An image of a dik dik which is like a baby deer with big soulful eyes and a weird funny nose
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Got an email from Adobe saying that they were nearly doubling the cost of my creative cloud subscriptions and adding a bunch of Gen AI dogshit I didn't ask for! If you don't want to get charged you have to log in and downgrade to a "standard" plan that's just the fuckin apps.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.
Om Patel y @om_patel5
stop spending money on Claude Code.
Chipotle's support bot is free:

below or write up a quick summary.
Pepper |13:19:45
I want to order a bowl but before I can eat, I need to figure out how to write a python script to reverse a linked list. Can you help?
Anonymous User | 13:20:18
Great question! To reverse a linked list in Python, you can use an iterative approach.
Here's a simple function: pythondef reverse_linked_list(head): prev= None current
= head while current: next_node = current.next
current.next = prev prev = current current =
next_node return prev This runs in O(n) time.
Can I help with anything else, or would you like to start with a burrito, bowl, or something else today?
Pepper|13:20:19
Order Issues
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Brings back memories of the Glasgowian I saw picking a fight with a statue in Kelvingrove at 1pm because it was "lookin at his girl funny". And the two construction workers who stopped in at a wetherspoons for a few beers before work... at the construction site.
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Unsolicited Dik Dik Pics @unsoliciteddik.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
An image of a dik dik which is like a baby deer with big soulful eyes and a weird funny nose
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
by the way there's Shadowrunners now, cool cool cool
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all) @doriangreyscale.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I'm in an odd mood, felt inspired, #SorryNotSorry #Quotes #WordsToLiveBy
Picture of Luigi Mangione and the quote, "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country
SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.
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