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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of 10,000 spoons, must be in want of a knife.

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Jigsaw designers, they've got their work cut out for them.

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I love how they always call it a "Right Wing Demonstration" like, what are you demonstrating? "Alright lads, watch carefully, I'll show you how to act thick as all fuck."

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The Forge Comedy Club @forgecomedyclub.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

📆 FRIDAY NIGHT 🏰 The Forge Comedy Club, Ironworks Studios 🎟️ Doors 7pm, Show 8pm, Bar til midnight forgecomedyclub.co.uk/brighton-com... 🌈Ben Norris 🌈Michael Fabbri 🌈Matthew Ali 🌈Jake Donaldson 🌈MC Louise Leigh #Brighton #Comedy @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

The BBC Referees in The 90s 🤝 Refusing to book Gary Lineker

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

You know how the Grinch's heart is two sizes too small? I'm the same but it's my penis.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

People on Easter Sunday are giving “and Jesus”

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Trans women are women. Sorry, I'm just one of those comedians who says it like it is.

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Therapist: "You need to stop letting yourself get steamrollered into other people's opinions." Me: "Yeah I suppose you're right."

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I really like writing when it is exactly within the parameters that I find ideal for writing which are vague and ever changing

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Michael McIntyre: "Which of these is your Man Drawer?" Morgue Assistant: "All of them."

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I'd describe myself as "The Simpsons was on BBC Two" years old.

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

My 5 year old nephew when he's scared to pet my cat.

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Actually, it was just a roman dogwhistle.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Dry Jan is what I call your mum

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I don't know Frasier, probably just eat them or something?

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Chris Mcausland winning Strictly has really fucked it for the rest of the visually impaired community tbh, we've been using eyesight as an excuse to be shit at stuff for ages, what am I supposed to do now, try my actual best? Fuck off.

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Michael McIntyre: "Which of these is your Man Drawer?" Morgue Assistant: "All of them."

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

"Please, call me Pitbull. Mr Worldwide was my Father's name"

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

It feels quite on the nose to call your institution this when it's based in Cambridge...

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Are hashtags a thing on here? This is like when you start a new job and they use a slightly different CRM.

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I'm going with the man I heard shouting "Live your lives for God's sake!" at the people queueing for Playform 9 and 3/4 at King's Cross the other day.

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Theatre Director: "I love your new play about ancient Rome, but the title, don't you think it's a bit cold and formal..." Shakespeare: "Fine! Coriolarsehole then."

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Jake Donaldson @donaldsoncomedy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

The Alphabet: "A B C D E F G" Train carriages: "Nah, I'll just vibe it."

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Chortle @chortle.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

BBC New Comedy Award 2024 | Review of the final as aired on BBC One www.chortle.co.uk/review/2024/11/14…

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