Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026WAIT? So the autistic Barbie is the only one that *doesn't* walk on her toes? #AutisticBarbie 030
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I wrote about my weakness for utensils,(substack.com/home/post/p-...) but this document feels fetishisticsubstack.comDo U tensil?Things are never just things, are they? 000
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Elder kid is at home and we are watching festive fave John Carpenter’s The Thing. Altogether now:🎶 “oh the weather outside is frightful…”🎶 000
Reposted by Louise LeighCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE 126182376488
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025My friend’s 45 year old husband went out for “one drink” at his work do and when she got up at 8.30am he was still “out”, drinking with a couple of mates in the kitchen. Fine! But it was the morning of the school fair. Which stall had she signed him up to help at? And why was it the WORST ONE? 000
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025To be British is to have 9 coats and 35 pyjamas 000
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 06/12/2025They should give Scotland's best sandwich the Noble Piece prize 010
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Festive guide to my level of drunkenness (a thread) Seven is my absolute favourite 1. I have a glass in my hand 110
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025My brother in my DMs like he’s clumsy exposition 030
Reposted by Louise LeighMichael Brunström @michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Snuggles was actually the name of the doctor, not his horrifying creation. 041
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025My husband calls his morning session of NYT puzzles on the loo "doing a Turdle" 021
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025My mum wants to find out about “your sleeping app”. Do I tell her it’s Quinn? 000
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025No, Snapchat I do not want to try this lens. I just want to stalk my teenage kid, when will you get the message? 010
Reposted by Louise LeighJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I don't use the word lightly, but this is really just evil isn't it. "Your identity makes us uncomfortable so be gone from public spaces." Fuck off. 10738208
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025media.tenor.coma purple background with the words girls5eva written in pink lettersALT: a purple background with the words girls5eva written in pink letters 110
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Currently circling productivity like water round a slow draining plug hole 010
Reposted by Louise LeighMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 11/11/2025As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump. 1051293
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Someone in the group chat has a birthday and EVERY ONE of the birthday greetings has been deleted by the admin and I have never admired or loved a person moremedia.tenor.comrobert downey jr. is giving a thumbs up with the word legend behind himALT: robert downey jr. is giving a thumbs up with the word legend behind him 010
Reposted by Louise LeighBradley Morgan @bradleymorgan.bsky.social · 08/11/2025“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” 826641
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025In romantic fiction, the woman loves the man "because i can be myself" and the man loves the woman "because she makes me want to be a better person" What's going on there? 000
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Yeah, J Geils Band your blood ran cold when your angel was a centrefold, but my baby son has a moustache at 18 and my veins just froze over 010
Reposted by Louise LeighEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 04/11/2025keeping an eye out for which british comics *aren’t* posting their snl rejection letters on their instagram stories 2131
Reposted by Louise LeighLeah Broad @leahbroad.bsky.social · 04/11/2025This week I'm tackling why creative women need to be allowed to fail. Women composers have been judged as women first and artists second for too long. It hampers creativity, and does nobody any credit to make gender such an important part of listening. leahbroad.substack.com/p/why-creati...leahbroad.substack.comWhy creative women need to failHear me out here. 45514
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Listening to the Riot Women official soundtrack this morning and absolutely WHIPPING through the housework, ironically enough #RiotWomen 020
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Telling teenage boy trick or treaters to take 6 or 7 sweets and watching them lose their minds 000
Reposted by Louise LeighZoe Gardner @zoejardiniere.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Asylum seekers, housed in hotels in Manchester, are reaching out in their own words to address the concerns of the local community. Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting. 4320511312
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 26/10/2025… and also, he says when he turns the boiler on not all the radiators work… he says he’s bled them 010
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I quoted the video he posted - like many others did - and he bothered to like it, and that feels like good social-mediaering to me 020
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I also used to know all my regular numbers for work: at one point this would be every regional electricity company in the country 000
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025My mum and dad’s Their old house they moved out of in 1991 My place in Streatham I moved out of in 2000 My ex boyfriend’s parents’ place (broke up 1997) Swap Shop/live and kicking My husband’s mobile (current) My best friend from when I was 18 ‘s mum’s old house 000
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Sorry I'm late there was Tamsin Greig in a sleeveless shirt on my TV #riotwomen 100
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Taylor Swift’s album isn’t fun because even your best friend isn’t interested in hearing about how happy you are and how regularly you are getting dicked down. I mean, happy for you, babe, but come back when there’s some drama iykwim 010
Reposted by Louise LeighAshley Davies @msashleydavies.bsky.social · 08/10/2025There are times when, as a parent of a neurodivergent child who refuses to wear a jumper or waterproofs - despite it being freezing cold and raining - one wishes there was a QR code explainer one could gently present to the parents of compliant, neurotypical children. 0101
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025A feral cat’s shrew appears to have “gone all boring” until I look away, whereupon it apparently leaps like a flea into the next door garden 010
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Mafioso: you’ll be swimming with the fishes! Me (snorkelling off Greece): ooh yes please, my favourite! 010
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025True story: I woke up the other day and my camper van was all in French. All the display: French. The speedo was in kph and when I pressed the horn it went hon-hon-honmedia.tenor.coma man with a red beret and a mustache says out out oui un huh huhALT: a man with a red beret and a mustache says out out oui un huh huh 000
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Right, time to face the consequences of my hyperfocus! 010
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I have this weird memory that astronaut Helen Sharman briefly taught English at my school but that can’t be right can it? 010
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025This week I did the bravest thing I have ever done and for the first time ever did the glass/cardboard trick to get rid of a substantial spider, 010
Reposted by Louise LeighAthena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I imagine they marched to The Shard (owned by Qataris) and what was formerly the Olympic Village (owned by Qataris) or to Kensington Palace Gardens (preferred real estate for Russian Oligarchs) and asked them for those bits of the country back too 1362
Reposted by Louise LeighJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/09/2025"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.” 8825288517662
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025How can I be a grown up when I haven’t selected my top 3 biomes??? 010
Louise Leigh @louiseleighcomedy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Any demand avoidant ND people find bedtime difficult because the bed is telling you to go to sleep and suddenly that’s a demand? #pda #ND 020
