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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus

@dominusmaximus.bsky.social
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Fool of many facets. Bane of Beers. Appreciator of Alliteration. Here for art, memes, and fun times. Your mileage may vary.

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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 15h
Using Facetime on speakerphone while you're wearing headphones, while also on public transit, should be punishable by having rotten eggs/vegetables/diapers flung at the perpetrator.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/10/2026
An American president is encouraging an enemy to destroy American cities. This is treason, though he will claim we are not at war.
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First few seasons were fun. Let us never talk about the season that should have been left on the writer's room floor and never committed to film, Season 5...
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why is it always my back tire on my bike that catches the flats? 🤬🤬
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No matter what side of the aisle you’re on, this argument should be chilling. Trying to limit freedom of the press under the guise of national security is what tinpot dictators do. That’s not how a functioning democracy works.
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If anyone wants to date the older overstressed nerdy semi-salaryman archetype my DMs are open. Just know during daylight hours in fueled by apathy, spite, coffee, and nicotine pouches because it's all cheaper than therapy
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All this AI crap is making me feel like we're in the Cyberpunk timeline. We are one stupid decision from the Bartmoss virus causing the 'Net to need to be closed off in secure nodes, with the in-between filled with rogue AIs just eager to burn our chrome at the drop of a hat.
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. #FuckingClankers
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That also applies to Metrolink trains in SoCal.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I want to go back to this economy.
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I really hope these guys all forget to turn the gloves off when they go to take a piss.
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Woke up this morning and found a huge spider crawling around my shoes, evicted him from the house but now I can't shake that occasional feeling that something is on me... *shudder*
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Welp, THAT'S an unhappy unfollow (for the dog guy; Bits is still a G) Man, I'm gonna miss seeing them goofy dogs. Anyone know of another dog-rating account that isn't shitty?
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Definitely Big Q.
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Today I learned that icebergs can do backflips! When their center of mass changes, they'll just "flip" and shed mass. Super fascinating and also terrifying considering the size of some icebergs.
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Nelson Muntz's Iconic 'Ha Ha!' Point
ALT: Nelson Muntz's Iconic 'Ha Ha!' Point
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
True InfoWarriors unquestioningly support independent journalism and independent thought.
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
These 10 steps are crucial for making America affordable again. Please share this with all Democrats who are running for office, and ask them to make the pledge. robertreich.substack.com/p/a-10-poi…
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Update: had a moment of freak out thinking "oh shit I dunno if I'm allergic, am I gonna recreate the end of "My Girl"?..." but after 30min the sting site was just a little sore and did not cause me to swell up like the Michelin Man
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh fun. Just got stung by a bee for the first time in my life (that I know of)
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
To follow up, I've seen the extended footage, and that ICE idiot was trying to hang onto the driver side of the car as it did a slow donut in the intersection. Unclear if the driver suffered the gunshot prior to that, but hanging on and jogging next to the car is not the driver "weaponizing" the car
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is a really good essay on Silicon Valley's history of using sci-fi in a selective format to form a product roadmap (The old "The People Grinder is a cautionary tale, why did you MAKE the People Grinder" argument) aeon.co/essays/silic...
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ICEtwats: "BuT hE wEaPoNiZeD hIs VeHiClE aGaInSt FeDeRaL aGeNtS!!!" It'll probably never happen but every one of these assholes needs to be brought up on murder charges, ESPECIALLY since the victim was (in their own words) NOT the target of their search and was here on a legal work visa.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I remember playing this and being frustrated after getting stuck after the first couple scenes because I missed something multiple times. Definitely need to revisit it.
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
O Costco Chicken Bake How I did miss thine salty decadence Macros of the Gods Perfection
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Depends on format and page count, but I'd throw $40-50 at an art book if it was "coffee table book" sized and ~100+ pages
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
pride month isn't over this is pride month 2
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Man, the US needs some good footie chants. "USA! USA!" over and over is boring.
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
New for me in D&D: getting yelled at for dumb biullshit references, then a couple minutes later back to jokes. Well, that'll teach me to try and be funny OoC... We'll see how next week goes
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
As Federal Reserve Chair, Alan Greenspan was the most powerful person in America for nearly two decades. He was by all accounts a brilliant and charming man. But his insistence on financial deregulation brought our economy to its knees.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 21/06/2026
Algae are prolific producers of oxygen (and consumers of carbon dioxide), en masse producing a huge proportion of the oxygen we breathe, which means that the greening of the Reflecting Pool might be the most pro-climate thing Trump has ever done.
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
At first I thought Team Canada's jerseys were a weird chalk/bird poop design, but based on the Star Trek-esque font I think is supposed to be a nebula? Either way, loving the various font choices on the jerseys for this Cup (also a big fan of Norway's choice).
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Honestly the Occam's Razor seems the most likely: he thought he could pull Venezuela 2.0 and like usual didn't think, so now he's worried about his approval rating/looking like he got a good deal (which we all know is horse puck) compared to Obama's JCPOA
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
...and the cost of lives (both to US service members and civilians), we've just barked a lot then rolled over. We look weak as a wet piece of bog roll. Someone in the Capitol needs to invoke Rule 9 and force a vote on impeachment. #8647
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Read the articles of the MoU between US/Iran (via yahoo/Bloomberg) and... ...Jesus crisp on a cracker, what the fuck are the dumbshits in the Oval Office doing? Going back to pre-war conditions while also paying $300B to Iran and releasing all sanctioned assets we held? On top of the munitions cost
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
when cyberpunk authors predicted the weaponization and decline of the internet back in the late 80's and early 90's the only thing they got wrong was how fucking boring it was
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I don't get seasonal allergies, but sweet Jesus is this what people deal with all the time? My sinuses are clogged so I'm having trouble breathing and I'm sneezing every 15min. This sucks.
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Achoo! Dinosaur Allergies
ALT: Achoo! Dinosaur Allergies
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If you’re a leftist in the US you need to hold yourself to a standard where you can recognize what Bernie has done for the left in the past but more-so have to recognize that we all need to move so far to the left that Bernie is seen as incredibly & disappointingly moderate
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"NOW.. IS FOREVER" IN 🤘🏻 THIS 🤘🏻 REALM! 🤘🏻
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
They did the ZZ Top coordination during riffs. There was a giant mystical rat puppet. The vocals hit that weird 70s warble. Riley Pinkerton is a total rocket. I can't complain.
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Went and saw Castle Rat last weekend and it really hit home that medieval songstress redheads are a type that hits home for me, especially when the hair gets out of control.
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Going to see #CastleRat later today so yes I'm staying up WAY past my bedtime mainlining their music cideos
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Rev. Dr. Dominus Maximus @dominusmaximus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Out of all the things I'm mad about re: this inflation economy, the worst is the death of Pace Thick 'n' Chucky salsa. Yes I know it happened years ago, but I'm still salty about it.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 19/05/2026
repost James Handlefini for one year of good luck
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Caty C.P. :) @coffylover.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Just a periodic reminder that this obscene-wealth-to-scale website exists and should be viewed by everyone eattherichtextformat.github.io/1-pixel-weal...
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Wealth, shown to scale
Wealth inequality in the United States is out of control. Here we visualize the issue in a unique way.
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